Gro Hammerseng has called it quits with Katja Nyberg and has now “taken up with” handballer, “tomboy”  Anja Edin. 

Gro has also been speaking out about her biological clock, ‘I want to have children, and would rather get them while I’m young and have the energy to be a cool mom and playful, but it’s not something that stresses me.” Although the translation is muttled in some of the recent media accounts,  Gro and Anja “have been observed in the hot embrace several times during the European Championships in Lillehammer.”

We don’t like it.     Gro’s relationship with Katja Nyberg seemed sweat and wholesome . . .  we’re not sure what’s going on with Gro and her new boy-toy girl, love interest.   Check out the photo of Gro’s stomach . . .  More Gro lesbo tales later.  Stay tuned.

Yikes! What lurks under yon handball shirt . . . ????

Amish Heat Homes with Lesbians

The companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump

We have the original ad of the Amish using a heater and a hot lesbian couple to heat homes.  Before the jump, the current ad – after the jump, the hot lesbians.  Just click the images to enlarge.

By now you’ve seen the ads in a newspaper.   It’s a full-page in living color ad written to look like a newspaper article, “Amish man’s new miracle idea helps home heat bills hit rock bottom.”  And, even better – the heaters are being given away FREE according to the ad. 

Yes, it’s the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Amish Fireplace.   And, actually you only get a free heater (or two if you like) if you purchase the $298 solid oak fireplace mantle “handmade by Amish”.  

Using the “Fireless Flame” technology you can have the peaceful flicker of a real fire but without any flames, fumes, smells, ashes or mess.  Everyone is getting them because they require no chimney or vent. You just plug them in.  I don’t know maybe it’s a light bulb shaped like a flame.

So, here is the most recent ad showing some loving, gentle, and hard-working Amish folks selling their miracle heater to a man of God.

After the jump – the companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump. 

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It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

Oh my!  They grow up so fast.

 

Hot Male Skin for the Pope - No Surprise There

I suspected that this Pope is a ho ho ho for young naked men but now we have the proof . . . still photos and a video.

This is a real photo and real video of the slow seductive strip tease, leading up to the big climax for the Pope and his beautiful male “secretary.

Watch as four Chippendale-like acrobats perform in front of Pope Benedict XVI and his personal secretary Georg Gaenswein (seated beside the Pope at the right side of the photo), during the Pope’s weekly general audience in the Paul VI hall at the Vatican, Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010.

Oddly, this car ad with two lesbians meeting at a party has been banned in Italy.   I’m not sure what the fuss is about; although it does remind me of my lovely spouse – only in it for my  . . . no, not that stuff.    The one lesbo is only after some new clothes to match the car.   Guess the maker of the ad knows lesbos.  Wish I had been so astute.

Italian TV chiefs are refusing to broadcast the 30 second advertisement made by Publicis for the new Renault Twingo, The Daily Mailreports.

The commercial, which commentators have slammed for not presenting any technical aspects of the car, begins with two attractive women noticing each other at a house party.

The blonde woman follows the brunette to a bedroom and peeks through the door to see her removing her pink top before she lies down on the bed and smiles.

The brunette smiles cheekily and blindfolds the blonde with a black stocking, but she then quickly moves off the bed , grabs the other woman’s discarded top from the floor, puts it on and leaves.

Outside viewers see the blonde walking to a Renault which is the same colour as the shirt.

The brunette is shown lifting her blindfold and peering around the bedroom in confusion as the blonde drives away.

Italian gay groups have slammed the advertisement, saying it is offensive to lesbians.

But Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera questioned whether it was controversial.

“Is it controversial or cutting edge? One thing for certain though — at no point during the advert is any technical aspect of the new Renault Twingo ever mentioned,” the newspaper said.

Publicis spokesperson Daniele Tranchini said the advert was meant to be enjoyable but not vulgar.

“We wanted to create an advert that was original, enjoyable and at the same time not vulgar and I believe we have achieved that,” Ms Tranchini said.

Lesbo A Go Go at Nigerian Universities

Lesbianism “thrives” at Nigerian Universities . . . . well, according to this most interesting of articles at The Street Journal.

Yes! OMG!  Street Journal’s investigation “revealed that lesbianism, which is the female version of homosexuality, has taken root in almost all tertiary institutions. The act, which many believe is alien to African culture, has become so acceptable to those involved in it that they even flaunt their lesbian partners. The male-female relationship seems to be going out of vogue in many Nigerian schools.”

By the way, does Santa deliver presents in Nigeria?  This confuses many children.  Well, it confused my little pumpkin.

Why do we have to buy all of those gifts and send to starving children overseas?  Does Santa really refuse to bring gifts to poor children?   You scoff at the idea but when my son was asked in 1st grade to give some gifts to a needy child for Christmas – my little man refused.  He said, “Mommy, we may need that money and Santa brings poor kids just as many gifts as he gives kids with money . . . right?”   Ok, so we skipped the needy kids that year with the hope that Santa had our backs.

In any event, I’m packing for Nigeria tonight.   Santa . . . see you there.

NOT Lady Gaga

I saw this story yesterday morning and really . . . wasn’t quite sure what to do with it.   At 2 Lesbos Goin At It we post most celesbian photos on our Lesbo Photo page.  But there is something about these Gaga photos that tend to cause a gag gag reflex to the viewer.    Hey, I’m an All-American happy, healthy, wall to wall lesbian . . . but I don’t like the Lady GaGa lesbian photos.   Too much.

You can check them out and let us know what you think.   Do we put these God awful photos of Lady Ga Ga on our lesbo photo page?

I’m sorry but Sarah Palin is H-O-T even clad in a simple grey T-shirt and cargo pants.    And, who is that stalking her, ever so close behind?   Oh, it’s Greta Van Sustran lurking behind as Sarah smiles at the cholera patient in the Bermuda shorts, reclining in a nice little tent hospital.  

Isn’t Greta a lesbian?  My instincts say that “yes, Great VanSustran is a lesbian.”   However, my instincts . . . perhaps I should go to a reliable media source.   “Greta Van Sustran is not a lesbian according to her long time spouse John P. Coale. Thanks ChaCha.”

Anyway, if she were a lesbian and she were stuck with Sarah Palin in some hot, sticky country like Haiti and if she had never had breasts implants (see prior story on celesbian killer boobs), Greta might want to consider putting her best lines on Sarah.    “Sarah, what did you think of Meghan McCain’s book ‘Dirty Sexy Politics’”?  What about her boobs, do you think they are intimidating or cute, perky and non-threatening”?     “I know that you can see Russia from your window, but you could see the stars from my bed.”    “Sarah, here in Haiti, you remind me of one of those ladies in the Van Halen videos.  Why don’t you who take off your glasses, shake out your hair . . . and I just happen to have brought a pair of high heels and a bikini.   Sarah, I’m talkin’ bout some major DRILLING in Alaska.  Do you follow?”

Oh, well – first Oprah’s not a lesbian and now Cha Cha says that Greta’s husband claims that Greta is not a lesbian . . . 

Guess I’ll have to save my best lesbo mo-jo Sarah Palin pickup lines to use myself . . . next time I’m stuck in Haiti with Sarah Palin.

Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.  Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.  Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.   However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”  Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.