I Hate Getting Old – Sagging and Now This Email Insult

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Why did I get this email today? Just before the cruise –

I’m not that friggin old!

: Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo

Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?

What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?

Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount! (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration . . . . )

Here is a message for you AARP:

July 10, 2008 - Posted by 2lesbosgoinatit | AARP, Lesbian, aging, lesbians, relationships | AARP, ADT, Age, aging, companion services, discounts, elderly, email, insults, Lesbian, lesbians, lesbos, Lovely Spouse, old, Our Relationship, sagging, travel, vanity, women | 4 Comments

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You usually get on the AARP database through your pharmacy. They sell your data to third-party marketing firms and somehow wind up with the old person lobby.

Comment by johnnypeepers | July 10, 2008 | Reply
I like that message to AARP. Direct, concise, clear. Thanks from us here at http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com. Where are you cruising to? Maybe see you in Aruba.

Comment by Daniel | July 10, 2008 | Reply
Thanks Johnny Peepers ( oh my Johnny – gotta wonder about that moniker)

Allegra-D + Walgreens = AARP

But I’m not 50. Is this AARP’s lame elderlyphile attempt at grooming me ?

Comment by 2lesbosgoinatit | July 10, 2008 | Reply
I’ll have to check out http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com

But – no – Joran van der Sloot, I’m not cruising to Aruba

Comment by 2lesbosgoinatit | July 10, 2008 | Reply