Lesbian Lesson – Leasing vs. Purchasing – Boys This is For You Too

2 Lesbos Goin At It - Visit us early and often

Okay – so my mom was never very good at math so I’m not surprised that she didn’t warn me.  Now, about 10 years too late, I get this email from a friend:

Subject:  Leasing versus Purchasing The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got  sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.   This is Heather.      On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s (former Governor of New York) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!   This is Kristen.     Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, plays all requests,  no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

“Center for Sapphic Studies” Says Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian Lite

We’re not exactly sure what to make of this morning’s article written by fun-celebrity-hater, Alan Henderson, over at “The Times of the Internet.” 

The article claims that lesbian experts (I’m shaking my head) are complaining:

Thus, Lindsay Lohan and her relationship to Samantha Lohan “are doing damage to our movement.” 

 My first thought is “good.”  My second thought is “eat more apples.”  My third thought is “Lindsay and Sam need to stop with the kissing, hugging, and cuddling in public and get to the pubic touching of genitals so that our movement can be furthered.” My fourth thought, the sapphic sisters should remember that sex is like air, it isn’t important unless you aren’t getting any.

The article quotes Karen Whittaker, Director of the CFSS and Alice Hensley (butch Brandy Bunch maid?).  However, I’ve searched and searched and the only reference that we can find to the Center for Sapphic Studies is in 2006 by Dana Rudolph over at www.mombian.com:

“The Lesbian Mom’s Brain

The lesbian brain has made headlines recently. Scientists at the Center for Sapphic Studies in Lesbos, Greece, have taken this research a step further in a study of the brains of lesbian moms. Below is an image from their latest paper, “Lesbian Mothers of Toddlers: A Neurologic Analysis.  Further research may be forthcoming, as soon as the lead scientist cleans jam off her sofa.”

If anyone has contact information for Alan or any of my sisters over at the center, let us know.   We’d love to help further our movement.

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Photos of 14 Types of Lesbian Lovers

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Just read a post titled “Nine Types of Sapphic Lovers.”   There, you’ll learn about the Sophisticate (the example is Melissa Etheridge – odd choice); the Tomboy (Samantha Ronson); the Lesbian Until Graduation; the Lipstick Lesbian . . .

I was expecting something about sex . . .  the types of lesbian ”lovers.”  So, my mind immediately went to my own sexual experiences with various women and girls: 

1) the dead fish

2) the wiggles around the bed so much you can’t find her much less have sex with her

3) the I wanted to have sex, not palpate a hefer’s uterus (don’t ask)

4) the ass so big that she has a line around the bottom of her back from lying in the tanning bed

5) the wouldn’t you like to put your head on this towel instead of my good pillow cases because you have so much make-up on that I’ll never get the stains out

6) the hey, didn’t you know, that’s what razors are for

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DO NOT USE THAT LINK IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY EATEN OR YOU WANT TO EAT IN NEAR FUTURE

7) the so friggin picky about the tinnie tiny spot that has to be touched at the exact right time, with the exact right speed, with the exact right pressure that . . . oh, just do it yourself

8  the skin gets cold and clammy when excited – yuck

9) the so easily distracted that you pray she doesn’t notice the uneven paint on the ceiling

10) the ride me like a bareback pony with little results phenomena

11) the I fell asleep – did we do it?

12) the she fell asleep – guess I’ll do it

13) the what the f . . . was I thinkin

14) the hope I didn’t give her my real name

Think I’ll stop thinking about this.