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Why did I get this email today? Just before the cruise –
I’m not that friggin old!
- Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo
Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?
What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?
Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount! (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration . . . . )
2 Lesbos Goin At It 
You usually get on the AARP database through your pharmacy. They sell your data to third-party marketing firms and somehow wind up with the old person lobby.
I like that message to AARP. Direct, concise, clear. Thanks from us here at http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com. Where are you cruising to? Maybe see you in Aruba.
Thanks Johnny Peepers ( oh my Johnny – gotta wonder about that moniker)
Allegra-D + Walgreens = AARP
But I’m not 50. Is this AARP’s lame elderlyphile attempt at grooming me ?
I’ll have to check out http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com
But – no – Joran van der Sloot, I’m not cruising to Aruba 🙂