I Hate Getting Old – Sagging and Now This Email Insult

Posted: July 10, 2008 in AARP, aging, Lesbian, lesbians, relationships
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Why did I get this email today?  Just before the cruise –   

I’m not that friggin old! 

Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo

Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?   

What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?  

Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount!   (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration  . . . .   )


Here is a message for you AARP:   http://www.sodahead.com/question/68836/

  1. You usually get on the AARP database through your pharmacy. They sell your data to third-party marketing firms and somehow wind up with the old person lobby.

  2. Daniel says:

    I like that message to AARP. Direct, concise, clear. Thanks from us here at http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com. Where are you cruising to? Maybe see you in Aruba.

  3. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Thanks Johnny Peepers ( oh my Johnny – gotta wonder about that moniker)

    Allegra-D + Walgreens = AARP

    But I’m not 50. Is this AARP’s lame elderlyphile attempt at grooming me ?

  4. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    I’ll have to check out http://www.bentpage.wordpress.com

    But – no – Joran van der Sloot, I’m not cruising to Aruba 🙂

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