Lesbos in the Know Google Trends & LAPD Declares Lindsay Gay

So, what is everyone searching for today? Well, here are today’s top 100 terms/phrases being searched on Google. I didn’t know several: Rita X, monster of montauk, zap car . . .

Many of the names are baseball players but you other lesbos probably knew that already. Lindsay Lohan comes in at #82 because she made out with Samantha “in a gay bar” and was FINALLY declared gay by the LAPD thereby gaining her official accreditation from Major League Gayball.*

1. eric lindros 2. monster of montauk 3. joe grano 4. hawker 800 5. aicar 6. viracon 7. nick masset 8. toscafund 9. us senior open 10. matt kemp 11. manny ramirez trade 12. east coast jets 13. mlb trade deadline 14. sporn 15. liskula cohen 16. gem cars 17. ken griffey jr 18. zap cars 19. lexington park md 20. global electric motorcars 21. electric cars 22. john lannan 23. minnesota plane crash 24. seafair 25. baseball trades

26. alligator gar 27. shenandoah pa 28. cng stations 29. andre ethier 30. wordscraper 31. weei 32. mlb rumors 33. chlorine resistant parasite 34. 2008 honda civic gx 35. fishgator 36. oak harbor washington 37. shenandoah pennsylvania 38. mlbtraderumors 39. jason bay 40. lg bd300 41. nesn 42. luther campbell 43. gw1516 44. california governor 45. danny richar 46. cng prices 47. blue angels seattle 48. owatonna mn 49. stan tookie williams 50. arthur rhodes

51. boston dirt dogs 52. rotoworld 53. torrington ct 54. gaby hernandez 55. cincinnati reds 56. murciélago lp640 57. scott eyre 58. ptcb 59. osama sam lutfi 60. flightaware.com 61. america first credit union 62. reno tahoe open 63. sonia pitt 64. chicago white sox 65. x games 66. return to roots 67. luis ayala 68. florida marlins 69. espn news 70. boxing helena 71. ferrite bead 72. tom casale 73. ludacris obama 74. cheyenne kimball 75. boston globe

76. sons of sam horn 77. plum island 78. quincy carter 79. seethroughny 80. si.com 81. imclone 82. lindsay lohan gay 83. mccain ad 84. governor schwarzenegger 85. wgn radio 86. adam dunn 87. lollapalooza 88. cheye calvo 89. red sox trade rumors 90. preachers wife found in freezer 91. torrington conn 92. audacity watch 93. solar eclipse in usa 94. elizabeth taylor 95. verizon strike 96. man made inlet 97. tales of beedle the bard 98. greyhound bus 99. boston.com 100. rita x

*Thanks to Hey_mikey over at Gawker for the stats from Major League GayBall.