Samantha Ronson Has the Perfect Lesbian Job – Hat Envy By One Lesbo

Posted: August 11, 2008 in Lesbian, lesbians, Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan, relationships, Samantha Ronson, sex, Sexuality
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I’m in my office thinking that work really sucks.  Life would be so much fun if it weren’t for that part about needing money to survive.   That’s especially true for a lesbian like me who is civilly unionized to a stay-at-home, botox loving, clothes buying, no expense is too much, Lovely Spouse.  (No, she doesn’t clean house nor does she cook.  Sex must be great?  Actually, the sex has always been great and now . . . more often . . . so I’m beginning to get a return on my financial investment.)

As I’m trying to work, I’m totally distracted by Sam and Lindsay.   I have hat-envy in a major way.  Could any lesbian have a better job?

Qualifications:

Lesbian

Nice

Responsible

Cool

Cool friends

Cool family

Loves music

Good in bars

Not butt ugly

Job Duties:

Fly to Miami

Fly to LA

Fly to Chicago

Fly to New York

Get photo taken

Shop with Lindsay Lohan

Eat with Lindsay Lohan

Go to parties with Lindsay Lohan

Play music at bars

Have sex with Lindsay Lohan

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Wonder how much it pays?

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Not so perfect job?   https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/who-has-the-not-so-perfect-lesbian-job/

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