I’m in my office thinking that work really sucks. Life would be so much fun if it weren’t for that part about needing money to survive. That’s especially true for a lesbian like me who is civilly unionized to a stay-at-home, botox loving, clothes buying, no expense is too much, Lovely Spouse. (No, she doesn’t clean house nor does she cook. Sex must be great? Actually, the sex has always been great and now . . . more often . . . so I’m beginning to get a return on my financial investment.)
As I’m trying to work, I’m totally distracted by Sam and Lindsay. I have hat-envy in a major way. Could any lesbian have a better job?
Qualifications:
Lesbian
Nice
Responsible
Cool
Cool friends
Cool family
Loves music
Good in bars
Not butt ugly
Job Duties:
Fly to Miami
Fly to LA
Fly to Chicago
Fly to New York
Get photo taken
Shop with Lindsay Lohan
Eat with Lindsay Lohan
Go to parties with Lindsay Lohan
Play music at bars
Have sex with Lindsay Lohan
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Wonder how much it pays?
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Not so perfect job? https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/who-has-the-not-so-perfect-lesbian-job/
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