Photos Lesbians Galore – Jackie Warner’s Midlife Crisis Themed Birthday Party – Should Have Gone with Something More Mature, Like Dora

Posted: August 20, 2008 in AARP, aging, Lesbian, lesbians, relationships, sex, Sexuality
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Is it just me . . .

Jackie certainly knows how to have a 40th birthday party with all of her girls, huh?   With behavior like this display – obviously the theme was “Midlife Crisis.” 

Seems like just yesterday that Jackie and Rocky were separated at birth.   PS – you can pick up a pair of Jackie’s Silver Lame Hip Hugger Junior Ladies Shorts at Amazon for $12.99.


And was it last year that the mid-life crisis became obvious with this questionable garb?

Midlife crisis is a term used in Western societies to describe a period of dramatic self-doubt that is felt by some individuals in the “middle years” of life, as a result of sensing the passing of youth and the imminence of old age. Sometimes, transitions experienced in these years, such as aging in general, menopause, the death of parents, or children leaving home, can trigger such a crisis. The result may be a desire to make significant changes in core aspects of day to day life or situation, such as in career, marriage, or romantic relationships.

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Academic research since the 1980s shows that these losers exhibit behaviors uncomfortable for others to watch such as putrid public displays of affection that are “a stomach-churning spectacle of awfulness that invites bawdy shouts of “Get a room!” Other times the research shows that mid-life crisis behavior it’s simply goofy or strange, reminding us that passion isn’t always poetic; it’s occasionally putrid.”  This is also known as “Love is Fouling the Air.”

A mid-life crisis also tends to unveil character weaknesses and vices such as over-ambitiousness, amorality, arrogance, artfulness, attention-seeking, authoritarianism, autocratism, moodiness, calculating, combativeness, conceitedness, contentiousness, contradictoriness, craftiness, cruelty, cunning, over-curiosity, cynicism, deceitfulness, demandingness, dependency,  dictatorial, difficult, disparaging, over-dramatic, drivenness, duplicity, ebullience, egocentricity, egoism, egotism, exaggerating, excitableness, exhibitionism, fantasticalness, fastidiousness, fictitiousness, foxiness, frustrating, furiousness, gain-seeking, glory-seeking, hubristic, iconoclastic, immaturity, impetuousness, impulsiveness, insensitivity, insincerity, irresponsibility, irreverence, manipulativeness, meanness, megalomania, mischievousness, mistrustfulness, mocking, narcissism, omnipotence, ostentation, over-optimism, perfectionism, perverseness, power-mania, pretentiousness, pridefulness, quarrelsomeness, ragefulness, reactiveness, rebelliousness, restlessness, ruthlessness, scheming, seductiveness, self-absorption, self-admiration, self-idolizing, self-important, self-indulgent, self-interested, self-willed, selfishness, shiftiness, show-off, skepticism, slyness, snobbishness, status-seeking, tactlessness, treacherousness, trickiness, unprincipled, unscrupulous, vanity, vengefulness, and womanizing.

Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie It's Attached to the Finger on Your Belly

Party Game for Midlife Crisis Theme - Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie, the cancer is attached to the finger just below your belly button.





Jackie Warner All Powerful

Jackie Warner All Powerful

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  1. Skaboo says:

    One day, when Jackie Warner sobers up she’ll wonder why people dont take her seriously. It’s one thing to get trashed with her friends for your birthday.. but we know she seems to think that pictures such as these are good for business. You might have been a millionaire at 21 yrs old (which is nothing on the West Coast).. but keep up the PDA while trashed, and people will scrap you off their shoe like a piece of gum.

  2. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Can’t say that I disagree with you Skaboo. Jackie, are you listening? Clean up your act. People watched your show because you were a powerful woman to whom they could look to as an example of all the amazing things a woman can be but that’s difficult to do with photos like these floating around.

  3. steadycat says:

    I enjoyed the photos. If it was my Birthday I would have barred photographers. Thats what she did wrong. If someone wants to invite me to a mid-lifer party like that…I will be oh so happy to attend. There is nothing wrong with a woman having a bit of fun – minus the photographers and with a ‘no tell’ policy. 🙂

  4. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    I’m laughing steadycat. Like you, I thought the party looked fantabulous. Wish I could have been there. But . . . the pictures . . .

    Can’t you just imagine the look on Jackie’s mom’s face when she saw these on the Internet?

    Mrs. Jackie’s Mom always looks so bitter anyway and these photos – I doubt she was smiling like you and me.

    Thanks for stopping by.

    I plan on checking out in detail.


    One Lesbo

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