Photos of 14 Types of Lesbian Lovers

Posted: August 21, 2008 in Lesbian, lesbians, relationships, sex, Sexuality
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This post is from Visit us early and often.


Just read a post titled “Nine Types of Sapphic Lovers.”   There, you’ll learn about the Sophisticate (the example is Melissa Etheridge – odd choice); the Tomboy (Samantha Ronson); the Lesbian Until Graduation; the Lipstick Lesbian . . .

I was expecting something about sex . . .  the types of lesbian “lovers.”  So, my mind immediately went to my own sexual experiences with various women and girls: 

1) the dead fish

2) the wiggles around the bed so much you can’t find her much less have sex with her

3) the I wanted to have sex, not palpate a hefer’s uterus (don’t ask)

4) the ass so big that she has a line around the bottom of her back from lying in the tanning bed

5) the wouldn’t you like to put your head on this towel instead of my good pillow cases because you have so much make-up on that I’ll never get the stains out

6) the hey, didn’t you know, that’s what razors are for


7) the so friggin picky about the tinnie tiny spot that has to be touched at the exact right time, with the exact right speed, with the exact right pressure that . . . oh, just do it yourself

8  the skin gets cold and clammy when excited – yuck

9) the so easily distracted that you pray she doesn’t notice the uneven paint on the ceiling

10) the ride me like a bareback pony with little results phenomena

11) the I fell asleep – did we do it?

12) the she fell asleep – guess I’ll do it

13) the what the f . . . was I thinkin

14) the hope I didn’t give her my real name

Think I’ll stop thinking about this.

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  1. rohit says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii girls

  2. One Lesbo says:

    Helloooooooooooooooo – Rohit! Thanks for visiting. Come by early and often.


    One Lesbo
    Lovely Spouse

  3. Doubtful says:

    I question whether “One Lesbo” is really a woman, much less a lesbian.

  4. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Send me a recent photo of you and your phone number, then depending on your “personality,” I’ll contact you so that we can set up a meeting where you can personally examine the issue of whether I’m man or woman and report back to everyone.

    I once dated a woman who previously had dated black men. She told me, “The only difference between you and a black man is that you own your own car.”

    Actually, I’m much much “smaller,” don’t snore, can share my clothes with you, don’t take up much room in the bed, will never accidentally get you pregnant, and your friends will love me.

    Doubtful – I’m waiting for that email . . .


    One Lesbo

  5. Renee says:

    I am also doubtful that one lesbo is a woman, much less a lesbian.

    “2 Lesbos Goin At It
    You are encouraged to watch”

    Really? You are like the epitome of all lesbians taking a giant leap BACKWARDS in the department of feminism. Women’s studies professors everywhere would have a field day with this blog. Do you really think your sexuality is for the exhibition of others? Honey, you’re not a lesbian, you’re a pornographer.

  6. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Renee – I’ve been to many times and now you’re revoking my lesbian license?

    I’m laughing.

    Read the page Long and Hard – no man could stand taking the time to read that much less write it or live it.

    100% lesbian – FDA approved.

    One Lesbo

  7. Doubtful says:

    Read this one:

    She probably is a she and gay. That doesn’t sound like something a man would write.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Who cares? I’m laughing my ass off.

    Now I know where that line came from that was on the back of my first wife.

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