We’re not exactly sure what to make of this morning’s article written by fun-celebrity-hater, Alan Henderson, over at “The Times of the Internet.” 

The article claims that lesbian experts (I’m shaking my head) are complaining:

Thus, Lindsay Lohan and her relationship to Samantha Lohan “are doing damage to our movement.” 

 My first thought is “good.”  My second thought is “eat more apples.”  My third thought is “Lindsay and Sam need to stop with the kissing, hugging, and cuddling in public and get to the pubic touching of genitals so that our movement can be furthered.” My fourth thought, the sapphic sisters should remember that sex is like air, it isn’t important unless you aren’t getting any.

The article quotes Karen Whittaker, Director of the CFSS and Alice Hensley (butch Brandy Bunch maid?).  However, I’ve searched and searched and the only reference that we can find to the Center for Sapphic Studies is in 2006 by Dana Rudolph over at www.mombian.com:

The lesbian brain has made headlines recently. Scientists at the Center for Sapphic Studies in Lesbos, Greece, have taken this research a step further in a study of the brains of lesbian moms. Below is an image from their latest paper, “Lesbian Mothers of Toddlers: A Neurologic Analysis.  Further research may be forthcoming, as soon as the lead scientist cleans jam off her sofa.”

If anyone has contact information for Alan or any of my sisters over at the center, let us know.   We’d love to help further our movement.

Be sure to visit us early and often at www.2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com

 

Comments
  1. Jul says:

    so…let me get this straight…I can have sex with my gf in public and use it to “further the movement?” Cool.

    May the movement continue with great momentum.

  2. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Here! Here!

  3. […] dealt with that crap several days ago and could find NO proof of any such organization or person.   Anyone else have better […]

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