Lesbian Lesson – Leasing vs. Purchasing – Boys This is For You Too

Posted: August 21, 2008 in Divorce, Lesbian, lesbians, marriage, relationships, sex
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2 Lesbos Goin At It – Visit us early and often

Okay – so my mom was never very good at math so I’m not surprised that she didn’t warn me.  Now, about 10 years too late, I get this email from a friend:

 
 
  
 
Subject:  Leasing versus Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got  sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.  
This is Heather. 
 

 
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s (former Governor of New York) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!  
This is Kristen.  

 
Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, plays all requests,  no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.



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Comments
  1. sandysays1 says:

    Your logic is perfect even if the ladies in question maybe slightly flawed.

  2. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Hi Sandy –

    So I’m curious – are you a lesbian? . . . with a sense of humor?

    Yeah, if I did this math based on my experiences . . . well, let’s just say that I have not received the benefit of the bargain. On the other hand with my purchase, I received a son who is well worth anything that I could ever spend and better than any lease perks.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    One Lesbo

  3. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Apparently Pizza The Hut was left speechless.

    By the way, how come I have the power to edit everyone’s comments?

    Pizza The Hut – it is so tempting.

  4. jul says:

    I used to be so bored doing “word problems”, If only my teachers would have presented problems in this way. Now THIS is a great use of math.

  5. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Hi Jul –

    You’re right. In fact, my son is 6 and we do word problems as if we’re on Myth Busters. “If it takes 2 sticks of dynamite to blow up 1 car, how many would it take to blow up 4 cars.”

    Love your blog – http://grrlplanet.com/ – the Jessica Simpson checking the call log and the photo . . . I think I know that girl! (I just hope she doesn’t figure out where I’m living now.)

  6. the only fault in your logic here is this…..

    “Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other”

    while i can agree she is better looking than Heather Mills…

    the photo shoot US Weekly printed proves what you said about her and her looks and body are unbelievably wrong.

  7. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Phillip! Welcome. Checked out the US Weekly photos. It does appear from the “early modeling” photos of Kristin that at some point Kristen was heavier than she is now. She also had a bad photographer, bad make-up and even worse taste in clothes.

    But here is a little shocker for men. Without the right haircare products, hair grooming, skin products, emotional well-being, make-up, attitude, experiences and clothes – any woman can look butt ugly.

    Take a look: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/450700/celebs_with_and_without_makeup_beware/

    By the way, the post was an email that I received, not necessarily my views. My point was that the math works and in fact, you could pick a different $4000 woman every night and still come out way ahead $$$$$$$$$$.

    Keep in mind that the post is an email that I received, – not my personal thoughts.

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