Okay, so it hasn’t happened yet but we know that it’s going to. But how is Palin going to get out of that debate? We have it! Yes, we have the perfect “dog ate my paper” excuse.
Of course, rational people will not believe this story but Sarah, rational people already know that you lie more than a rug. So don’t worry about them.
Sarah – here is your out. We know that you have Dr. Cathy Baldwin-Johnson who will say whatever you need to get out of this Biden debate on Thursday. We also know that you’re a mastermind in coming up with pregnancy-related decisions.
So, I’m thinking that Bristol has just been diagnosed by Cathy Baldwin-Johnson as having preterm labor caused by or complicated by (the doc will have to figure that out) high blood pressure. Everyone knows that pre-eclampsia is serious business and requires 24 hour care.
Hey, I know this because Lovely Spouse had pre-eclampsia with Little Man.
Obviously, in light of Bristol’s pre-term labor and pre-eclampsia her mother will be needed. In fact, Palin will not be able to debate Thursday because she has to make sure Bristol is on complete bedrest and Sarah Palin will have to:
Do 24 hour urine collections on Bristol – to estimate total protein. Protein in the urine is a bad sign – I don’t remember why but I think Bristol should have lots of it. Check with the doc before you do the press release.
Do 4-6 hourly blood pressure checks on Bristol – BP in pre-eclampsia can go up & down very quickly. You might want to come to the press conference wearing a BP cuff thingy slung around your neck. Or you could just be seen in Wal-Mart frantically buying one.
If you don’t want to go with the Bristol early-labor, you could have some sort of medical emergency involvig Trig or Todd could have a heart-attack . . . I’m sure that you and the doc will come up with something. Good Luck!
This is going to be so much fun to watch!
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