Crazy Old Lesbian Actress Thinks She Gave Her Mother A Stroke

Posted: September 28, 2008 in Lesbian
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Miriam Margolyes, an actress in the Harry Potter movies (Professor Sprout) thinks that her mother’s stroke 40 years ago was because she told dear ol’ mum that she’s a lesbian – not her mom – Miriam said that Miriam is a lesbian. Just being clear for any of you thinking that you need to tell your mother that she’s a lesbian.

Miriam In The Middle of 3-Way Witch Episode

Miriam In The Middle of 3-Way Witch Episode

Girls, you will not give your mother a stroke if you tell her that you’re a lesbian.  Of course, if you are not a lesbian, don’t take the chance.   You can check out the causes of strokes and the ways to prevent strokes at the Mayo Clinic website.  And, strangely enough, the site does not suggest that mothers avoid having a lesbian daughter who dares to tell you that she’s a lesbian.

Crazy Lesbo Who Thinks She Killed Her Mother

Crazy Lesbo Who Thinks She Killed Her Mother

Miriam, now 67, claims that she told her mother about an affair with another woman and 3 days later – presto hocus pokus – a stroke for mum came out of the top hat. 

According to press reports Miriam said, “I realised it was a mistake on my behalf. It was an indulgence of me to tell her that.”  And Miriam takes all of the responsibility for her mother’s inability to bear this dreadful pain of having a homo child.  

Oh, my my my  – Miriam’s poor mother . . .  we’re crying just thinking about how painful this was for her. 

Oh but the old crazy lesbo actress says more, “I should have been aware that to tell her was very wrong.”  Press reports also claim that Miriam “dislikes the trend for actors and actresses to speak openly about their sexuality”.  

Now we know that’s not true.  Miriam and everyone else LOVES to hear about the sexuality of actors and actresses.  What she really meant to say is that HOMOSEXUAL actors and actresses should keep their mouths shut and become self-loathing sick tickets like her. 

My favorite headline on this story is “Miriam Margolyes: ‘My confession killed my mother’.”  However, that version fails to mention that Miriam told her mother in 1967 and the mother didn’t die until 1974.  Even more interesting is that Daddy Margolyes lived for 21 years after histrionic Mum kicked off.   Apparently, the risk of stroke for father’s with lesbian daughters is much less than for fat, candy eating, smoking, drinking mothers.    I mean – really – don’t you think that Miriam’s mother was a morbidly obese woman who had terrible eating and exercise habits? 

Isn’t there a song about this, “Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be lesbos . . . “

  1. anna says:

    Do you know the source that quotes her as saying she doesn’t like actors being openly gay? Because on her Wikipedia it says that she is openly lesbian, describes herself as ‘gay’ and has mentioned relationships with women in interviews..are you sure the press report didn’t come from like the Mirror or something? It just sounds like something a tabloid might try and fabricate that’s all.

  2. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Hi Anna –

    Sorry that I didn’t have time to check this out better before I posted but we had a big outing with Little Man yesterday.

    The interview was done by BBC Radio 4 on a program called Desert Island Discs. It was created more than 40 years ago & the format is simple – each week a guest is invited to choose the eight records they would take with them to a desert island.

    Bad news is, because of limited rights, the interview is not a “playing it again” item on their website.

    I don’t know of any way to get the audio from the interview but if we figure it out – we will do a link.

    The link you found suggests that she said actors should not publicly discuss their “sex lives.”

    Thanks for the comment, question and answer.

    One Lesbo

  3. Julie says:

    Perhaps it was her crazy hair that gave her Mum the stroke!?

  4. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Hi Julie – Yes. I think it was the hair. Although not mentioned on the Mayo website I distinctly remember seeing a warning poster at a Beauty Depot about the increased risk of stroke for those wearing their hair as if they had stuck their finger in a light socket. Apparently it has something to do with mirror reflections.

    This also increased the risk of stroke for those exposed to secondary electric hair – no doubt the real cause of the stroke in this case.

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