Lesbian Love Muffins Melissa Etheridge & Tammy Lynn Michaels Plan to Get the Coupon for Marriage Equality

Posted: October 2, 2008 in Lesbian
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On her blog, Hollywood Farm Girl, Tammy Lynn Michaels reveals her thoughts on her upcoming re-marriage to Melissa Etheridge.  Apparently marriage equality (including the obligations and responsibilities) is becoming popular with celebrity lesbo couples.  

Well, it’s probably becoming popular with all gay and lesbian couples who have children.  Isn’t it so radical that these parents want to give their children the security of a legally recognized family? 

In any event, here is the light-hearted message from Tammy’s blog:

honey and i were married on September 20, 2003. gowns, flowers, table numbers, assignments, DJ AM, and a candy table for the children. so when people approach me and say “are you getting married?” i feel like i need to check over my shoulder to see if they are really talking to me. Me? You talking to me? Me with the lasagne noodles up to my elbows, a mop and bucket i need to wash out, a list of fifteen trinkets and trackets to pick up at the store… Me? Me with the poop smear on hand cuz i missed it after i was wiping a wee one, me with the grocery list started, a plan for the family for the week, and three birthday parties to start thinking about… you want to know if i want to get married?

darlin’, i AM married.

now, do you mean, do i want to go get that gay certificate that gives us a percentage off of our taxes? HELL YES, i want that coupon!!! i love coupons! I CLIP FOR SAVINGS!!!!

Melissa put it this way, “Yes, we have four children and we’re trying to find the right time,” to legally tie the knot. 

We wish them great happiness.  May their ball and chain always feel comfortable.

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