Sarah Palin – She Makes A Fine Post Turtle

Posted: October 4, 2008 in Lesbian
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Mac McKinney gives us this gem about Sarah Palin:  


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old  Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said ‘well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.  Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is. The old rancher said, ‘when your driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. 

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain . . .

You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.



  1. Handrail says:

    i love old truth telling ranchers… they are never as dumb as they look. palin can also be called “a post,” if it needs to be clarified for anyone who may not get the post turtle concept.

  2. Nam says:

    Ah, that was brilliant. While I do not really care about American politics (saying that it is not important means that you’re retarded) I found that post funny.

  3. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Hello Handral and Nam, thanks so much for the comments. Plese come back to visit us.


  4. steadycat says:

    I really like this saying. It’s a good one.

  5. 2lesbosgoinatit says:

    Here’s another one that I heard.

    You know why Sarah Palin is against gay marriage?

    Because marriage is only for pregnant teenagers

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