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Is it just me . . .

Jackie certainly knows how to have a 40th birthday party with all of her girls, huh?   With behavior like this display – obviously the theme was “Midlife Crisis.” 

Seems like just yesterday that Jackie and Rocky were separated at birth.   PS – you can pick up a pair of Jackie’s Silver Lame Hip Hugger Junior Ladies Shorts at Amazon for $12.99.

 

And was it last year that the mid-life crisis became obvious with this questionable garb?

Midlife crisis is a term used in Western societies to describe a period of dramatic self-doubt that is felt by some individuals in the “middle years” of life, as a result of sensing the passing of youth and the imminence of old age. Sometimes, transitions experienced in these years, such as aging in general, menopause, the death of parents, or children leaving home, can trigger such a crisis. The result may be a desire to make significant changes in core aspects of day to day life or situation, such as in career, marriage, or romantic relationships.

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Academic research since the 1980s shows that these losers exhibit behaviors uncomfortable for others to watch such as putrid public displays of affection that are “a stomach-churning spectacle of awfulness that invites bawdy shouts of “Get a room!” Other times the research shows that mid-life crisis behavior it’s simply goofy or strange, reminding us that passion isn’t always poetic; it’s occasionally putrid.”  This is also known as “Love is Fouling the Air.”

A mid-life crisis also tends to unveil character weaknesses and vices such as over-ambitiousness, amorality, arrogance, artfulness, attention-seeking, authoritarianism, autocratism, moodiness, calculating, combativeness, conceitedness, contentiousness, contradictoriness, craftiness, cruelty, cunning, over-curiosity, cynicism, deceitfulness, demandingness, dependency,  dictatorial, difficult, disparaging, over-dramatic, drivenness, duplicity, ebullience, egocentricity, egoism, egotism, exaggerating, excitableness, exhibitionism, fantasticalness, fastidiousness, fictitiousness, foxiness, frustrating, furiousness, gain-seeking, glory-seeking, hubristic, iconoclastic, immaturity, impetuousness, impulsiveness, insensitivity, insincerity, irresponsibility, irreverence, manipulativeness, meanness, megalomania, mischievousness, mistrustfulness, mocking, narcissism, omnipotence, ostentation, over-optimism, perfectionism, perverseness, power-mania, pretentiousness, pridefulness, quarrelsomeness, ragefulness, reactiveness, rebelliousness, restlessness, ruthlessness, scheming, seductiveness, self-absorption, self-admiration, self-idolizing, self-important, self-indulgent, self-interested, self-willed, selfishness, shiftiness, show-off, skepticism, slyness, snobbishness, status-seeking, tactlessness, treacherousness, trickiness, unprincipled, unscrupulous, vanity, vengefulness, and womanizing.

Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie It's Attached to the Finger on Your Belly

Party Game for Midlife Crisis Theme - Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie, the cancer is attached to the finger just below your belly button.

 

 

 

 

Jackie Warner All Powerful

Jackie Warner All Powerful

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Just saw this.  Haven’t had time to research every claim but most appear to be true.  Why isn’t the media bringing up any of this?  

I’m a lesbian with a lesbian spouse and a child.  Nothing is more important to me than my family.   I do not want John McCain to win.   He does not value my family and I don’t value him or his trophy, husband-stealing, filthy rich wife.

In fact, with all of the crap about Obama’s wife, why hasn’t the media jumped on Ms. McCain’s former drug addiction and theft? 

Can you imagine a First Lady who admits that she stole drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization to feed her drug addiction? 

Here are the first few paragraphs from an old article on this at Salon: 

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/1999/10/18/drugs/

By Amy Silverman

 

Oct. 18, 1999 | PHOENIX — GOP presidential candidate John McCain’s wife Cindy took to the airwaves last week, recounting for Jane Pauley (on “Dateline”) and Diane Sawyer (on “Good Morning America”) the tale of her onetime addiction to Percocet and Vicodin, and the fact that she stole the drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization.

It was a brave and obviously painful thing to do.

It was also vintage McCain media manipulation.

 
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Why did I get this email today?  Just before the cruise –   

I’m not that friggin old! 

Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo

Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?   

What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?  

Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount!   (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration  . . . .   )

 

Here is a message for you AARP:   http://www.sodahead.com/question/68836/