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Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building. I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!” Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!
This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.” Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”
More about that later.
So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?
In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something. And so I did – the coat. I look so cute in it. I would even date me and I’m damn picky.
The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.” Really? I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after. Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.
Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK! Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.
This is a long post. I hope that you will read it. I’ve finally come to terms with who John McCain is and who John McCain has always been. And tell me, who are today’s men of integrity in the leadership of the Republican party? Other than Senator Chuck Hagel from Nebraska, I honestly can’t think of one.
So actually, it’s not just the Christian right catching on, I’m beginning to catch on too. I have been shaking my head thinking that this isn’t the John McCain I had admired for years. Well, maybe John McCain was never the man made by the media. Reality has slapped me in the face seeing how easily we (including me) can be manipulated into accepting the media’s version of a politician’s history.
John McCain first came to Congress in 1982, not long after my father died. My father was a hardcore Republican, retired from the Army after 32 years and one of the best fathers ever. He was honest, hard-working, believed in the American system, made us watch all presidential annoucements (sit still, be quiet, and listen “the president is on”), helped out the neighbors, took time for his kids and he loved my mother dearly. So I always thought that John McCain was like my dad. Although I’m a hardcore Democrat – I always thought that if only a guy like McCain would head the Republican ticket . . . maybe . . . ?
My dad loved Barry Goldwater. Another man that I imagined to be like my father. You see my father – although a good man was also a bigot. He had no time for silly topics like homosexuals or civil rights. People basically needed to fall in line according to his way of thinking. However, good Republican men like Barry Goldwater provided objective evidence that a good man like my father would also change his bigoted opinions as he gained more facts. Unfortunately my father died in 1981. He never said that it was “OK” that I’m a lesbian but before his death I could feel and see the flicker of understanding that was starting to grow.
The photo is is of Sen. Barry Goldwater, on the right, as he poses with his running mate William Miller at the 1964 Republican National Convention in San Francisco. I was 5 years old. Miller was one of the prosecuters at the Nuremberg trials. Miller is the only practicing Catholic to have been nominated for national office by the Republican Party. Mabye McCain picked Sarah Palin because she was baptized a Catholic? And we thought it was her gender.
By the mid-1980’s Republican men like Barry Goldwater were getting fed up with the increasing influence of the crazed far-right Christians on the Republican party. You see my father didn’t have much use for them either.
I’ve been a little shaken by the extreme nature of John McCain’s campaign. Obviously the man is desperate to be president and that’s why he endangered the country by picking Sarah Palin as his running mate; but in my experience men like Barry Goldwater and my father would have never lowered themselves to this level.
However, when reading a post that I wrote back on September 16 and reading the Times gambling investigation I realized that John McCain was NEVER like Barry Goldwater or my father.
John McCain has always been a cocky, shoot from the hip, gambling, womanizing, self-centered, power-hungry Republican.
Today the papers are full of the stories about John McCain’s history of gambling (up to 14 hours a day at times) and his history of working with the casino lobbyists. Here are a couple of quotes from one of the articles:
“We’ve known for a while of John McCain’s childhood connection to the region, where he lived for a short period when his father was serving a stint here as a Navy submarine commander. But it wasn’t until the results of a New York Times investigation were published earlier this week that we learned the extent of McCain’s involvement with another mainstay of eastern Connecticut culture, our casinos.”
“Of course more troubling than the disclosures in The Times story this week of McCain’s gambling in a Connecticut casino was the suggestion that he used his position as chairman of the Indian Affairs Committee to help lobbyists working to stop a third tribal casino in Connecticut.”
Now the big question is will McCain’s gambling ties hurt him with the Christian right-wingers. In fact, check out this article from a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) blog which describes the new Democratic National Committee’s ad featuring McCain’s gambling. It’s written by David Brody of The Brody File. Here is how the article ends:
“The DNC knows that McCain’s so called penchant for gambling can hurt him among some social conservatives. It may not play well with other strongly religious voters as well. Indeed, the last thing McCain needs is another problem with the Evangelical base. In this case, the gambling issue could most likely trump the lobbyist issue. I mean it’s not like he’s playing the lottery or bingo or a quick 25 cents slot machine. This is high stakes gambling we’re talking about. Then you throw in the lobbyist angle and you have a dangerous credibility issue. Will voters buy it and will it stick? Does this bother you?”
Here is the DNC video. A link was provided in the Christian Broadcast Network blog entry:
What follows is my post from September 16, 2008. Let’s just hope that the Christian Right is also waking up to the man we’ve all called an American hero.
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“Suppose Barack Obama had dumped a crippled wife and married a beer heiress one month after the divorce. Don’t you think he wouldn’t have been tripped up by such a scandalous past? The Republicans would have had a field day mocking his character. But John McCain’s tawdry personal history is rarely mentioned.”
Actually, from the dates that I’ve seen, McCain obtained a marriage license to marry Cindy before the divorce was final . . . heaven forbid we talk about that with the family values crowd.
Friends of the McCains such as Nancy and Ronald Reagan were not happy with what John McCain did to his first wife. Cleary the Reagans had good reason to feel this way.
She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening’s end, I was in love.”
But he WAS MARRIED with small children at home at the time of this romantic encounter. Shorter version of story: I was a dirty old man (as I still am) husband and father. One night I got really horny when I saw this girl almost young enough to be my daughter. So I immediately asked her to go to a hotel with me. I thought it was the usual one night stand but when I found out she was rich I decided to dump my wife and kids.
I also don’t get why no one speaks of Cindy McCain’s history as a drug addict stealing from a medical charity. The woman is RICH and well-connected. She didn’t have to steal. The fact that she’s a recovering addict really is no big deal – I mean Sarah Palin’s teenage son is apparently a recovering addict – in the scheme of things.
BUT CINDY MCCAIN IS A RICH THIEF STEALING FROM A CHARITY.
My in-laws go on and on with their FOX News induced claim that Michelle Obama doesn’t love America.
Yet, we know very little about the made-up tranny mess Cindy McCain and her history of drug addiction and stealing from A MEDICAL CHARITY! In fact, I’m not sure that the in-laws even know about Cindy McCain’s past.
Guess it all comes down to this . . . if you’re the party of family values you can head your ticket with a guy who left his crippled wife for a trophy millionare tranny mess (also a thieving drug addict) and then top off your ticket with the mother of not only a pregnant teenage daughter but of a recovering addict teenage son . . . and your family values crowd won’t even notice . . .
Hey, but if you’re a politician who supports a family like mine (2 moms and a boy) . . . the “family values” folks won’t be able to vote for you.
All I can say is that McCain and Palin are the best advertisement yet for some form of government other than representational democracy.
Are Civics/Government classes mandatory in any state’s public educational system?
Mrs. John McCain. Hard working mother dumped for rich girl 17 years younger than John McCain.
Okay – so my mom was never very good at math so I’m not surprised that she didn’t warn me. Now, about 10 years too late, I get this email from a friend:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s (former Governor of New York) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
You know about World Net Daily, right? The Internet “news” site that is also known as “WND – World Nuts’ Daily.”
If you’ve never heard of the site, let’s just say that WND is tilted toward the right wing, evangelical, crazy-conservative view of news and world events.
Well, finally WND is catching on to the real lives of lesbian couples. Yes, it’s true. It really is.
While the WND article tries to make the point, “see – told you it wasn’t the man’s fault when parents act like asses during a divorce;” the article actually makes a much more important point. If us lesbians act like married people and have children just liked married people – it looks like a marriage, walks like a marriage – the law should allow lesbians to get friggin married.
However, the HUGE point is this. What do married people do when they break up? They act like asses. What is one of the worst things that can happen during these situations? The children get used as weapons. How does society keep some order to this mess and how do we protect the children? We have laws and a judicial system to help these families come together and for parents to go their own way. And, we know that even with this judicial system in place for heterosexual families – people still find a way to hurt each other and children.
Now, why on Earth is society (especially the children described in the WND article) in a better place by giving lesbians a who-knows-anything-goes system? In most states, there is no way for a family with lesbian parents to legally connect nor a system for them to divide their belongings and decide on child custody, visitation or child support. I mean – really, couldn’t state laws at least incorporate a cage match into the system to give us some boundaries?
Laureen Wells-Weiss and Shari Weiss, both residents of New York, ran off and got hitched in Canada. Apparently, Shari is a conservative Christian Republican – she loves marriage so much that she has one every chance she gets – because she ran off and got hitched again, this time by way of a civil union in Stowe, Vermont and oh . . . oops . . . she was unionized and civilized with someone other than lovely Laureen and . . . oops . . . she didn’t get the Canada marriage dissolved prior to the new and improved civil union in Vermont.
Laureen Wells-Weiss, The Victim of a Bigamist Lesbo
How did it all begin? Laureen and Shari met in Ithaca, N.Y., in the 1990s. They were married in Toronto on Aug. 13, 2004. However, the love didn’t last despite the matching tattoos and adjoining burial plots. Guess the “until death do we part” was not gonna stop this love.
So instead of death, they were parted by the usual. Just after Christmas in 2006, Shari broke it off and rocked in the New Year with “the other woman,” Randi Wilbur. (Please Shari – don’t change your last name to Wilbur – I have to always say it just like Mr. Ed, the talking horse.)
Shari, having a fondness for ceremonies and life-long commitment, entered into a civil union with Randi on June 23, 2007. Reportedly, they only share first names ending in “i.”
Laureen now wants Shari arrested for bigamy in Vermont and she wants a divorce in New York complete with all the financial trimmings.
A good liberal lawyer in Vermont, Beth Robinson, firmly states, “People have a range of understandings about these things, and until we have court decisions, nobody’s right and nobody’s wrong.”
Well, that settles it!
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Just found this post by Laureen in March of 2008. (more…)
NEW YORK (CAP) – Much has been made in the tabloids of celebrity party girl Lindsay Lohan’s alleged romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, 30. But several prominent gay organizations are asking that, for the sake of lesbians, women and the world in general, she go back to being straight, and quickly.
“Frankly, this is the last thing we need,” said Berta Friedrich, director of communications and marketing for the National Gay Task Force, Lesbian Division. “It’s been five years and we’ve only just barely recovered from the whole Britney-Madonna kiss thing.”
Jodie Foster has never been the subject of a gay movement asking her to go straight but maybe that’s because unlike the brave Lindsay, Foster played straight until she was way long in the tooth.
Yes, she waited until just before she dumped her long-time spouse to make that one tiny reference at a public event. In December of 2007, after 15 years and two kids together, Foster finally made reference to her own lovely spouse. Then less than 5 months later – Jodie dumped Cydney for a younger woman.
Jodie and Lindsay were both very prominent child actors for Disney. One has been respected and one is continually slapped around. Right now, our respect goes to Lindsay. Although we agree with Jodie that Lindsay’s momma has some ‘splainin to do and who knows where that freaky parenting may eventually leave Lindsay.
We do see that a Sam and Lindsey Support Center has been established to help the young couple (oops wrong Sam and Lindsey – hey, but it’s a good idea).
The Advocate also has a recent article about the media’s handling of the latest public Lesbo Duo, here’s part:
Sheila McClear of Gawker.com argued in a post last month (“Why Lindsay Lohan Is a Gay Hero”) that Lohan’s casual openness is revolutionary because it treats her same-sex relationship the same as her straight ones. She writes: “Here’s what’s cool: Lohan has been entirely matter-of-fact about the whole affair. She’s continued to appear in public with her rumored lover. There has been no moaning from her about private-life intrusion from the media, and no cries from her cougar mom to `Leave Lindsay ALONE!’ ”
We’ve reached a week-end truce. So no new posts about our relationship for now.
In the meantime, enjoy some new videos in Lesbo Videos, some new photos in Lesbo Photos and this lovely video that has nothing to do with sex, lesbians, relationships, love or divorce:
I’m starting with photos to narrow it down. Jenny is my favorite. Note that these women all appear fit and happy.
I know that Natasha and Cathie are a little heavy on the eye-liner (the pillow and wash cloth stains make me shutter) but think of reason number 199 to be a lesbian. You get a make-up consultant right in your own home.
[One Lesbo is on a little vacation from this website. Hope you enjoy my posts.
Here I am. I don’t look perfect but I’m fit and healthy.
What you are going to miss
You sit at your desk all day and not only has it resulted in you being soft and less than appealing, you have become boring. You rarely get out and talk to people. You are as picky as me when it comes to the people that you’re attracted to so you know that you don’t look good. When you don’t look good, you are not nice to anyone. You are especially not nice to me. A vain woman who has become fat is a very unhappy and grumpy woman. Do you know what it’s like to get ready with you? Nothing fits right anymore so you go through 10 outfits before we can leave. By that time we’re both angry. What is there to love? How can anyone love you right now?
What am I supposed to think about this goofy website? You really know how to make things better don’t you? You actually put your anniversary card to me on here. And, once I find the right photo of you to put here, I’ll send the web address to all of our family and friends.
[One Lesbo is on a little vacation from this website. Hope you enjoy my posts.
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