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Condilicious Condi would have covered all the suspect classifications (female, black and suspected lesbian).  If Condi would have married Charlie Crist . . .   Last time we saw Charlie he was running to call off his wedding and join the Log Cabin Republicans. 

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First, Sarah Palin and now this.   McCain really is all about modern change.

At we’re still thinking this over.  Long if you have ADD. 

Johnnie’s girls will go to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of marriage, even if it means ruining every gay wedding one by one. And if someone gets decapitated, well then that’s just a bonus.

More McCaingels on Monday!

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2 Lesbos Goin At It – Visit us early and often

Okay – so my mom was never very good at math so I’m not surprised that she didn’t warn me.  Now, about 10 years too late, I get this email from a friend:

Subject:  Leasing versus Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got  sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.  
This is Heather. 

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s (former Governor of New York) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!  
This is Kristen.  

Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, plays all requests,  no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

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Yes – Marriage Does Matter . . . 

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According to James Dobson, Focus on the Family, and others of such ilk, homosexuality is a very bad thing because homosexuals have:

  • A twenty-five to thirty-year decrease in life expectancy 
  • A much higher that usual incidence of suicide
  • Higher than usual alcoholism rates

Hey!  Guess what!  Good news!   Focus on the Family also shows us how to turn that around.   Lesbians, lebos, dykes, gay men . . . we all need to get married:

Married people are happier than unmarried ones of the same age, not only in the United States, but in at least seventeen other countries where similar inquiries have been made. And there seems to be good reasons for that happiness. People who are married not only have higher incomes and enjoy greater emotional support, they tend to be healthier. Married people live longer than unmarried ones, not only in the United States but abroad.

Focus also says that single men are more than three times as likely to die of cirrhosis of the liver.  Additionally, unmarried people spend twice as much time as patients in hospitals as their married peers and have lower activity levels.

“Virtually every study of mortality and marital status shows the unmarried of both sexes have higher death rates, whether by accident, disease, or self-inflicted wounds, and this is found in every country that maintains accurate health statistics.”

“One of the most consistent findings in psychiatric epidemiology is that married persons enjoy better health than the unmarried. Researchers have consistently found the highest rates of mental disorder among the divorced and separated, the lowest rates among the married and intermediate rates among the single and widowed. They also found that a cohabiting partner could not replicate these benefits of marriage.”

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Damn, I totally agree!  Not only should we let homosexuals marry – we should require them to get married!

Isn’t it weird?  Not only do the effeminate Pillsbury Doughboys over at Focus on the Family want to prohibit homosexuals from having the benefits of marriage, these folks actually have the balls to suggest that we’re bad people because we want to settle down and get married.  

Nothin Says Lovin Like Puttin a Little Divot in a Bigot

Dr. Pop “N” Fresh Dobson – thanks for all of the great arguments to support marriage as the cure for the homosexual problems that you have identified. 

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It’s smiles all round for comic Ellen DeGeneres as she marries lesbian partner Portia de Rossi

By Daily Mail Reporter



Perfect match: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi are married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

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Fewer than 20 of the couple’s family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

See more photos and read the rest of the article . . .


There are many fun lesbian videos out there.  We’ve put one here and one that shows a little skin is by link only.  Again, these are fun videos.  AND, IF YOU ARE OVER 18 – THERE IS A DO NOT MISS THE FUN (shows some skin) VIDEO LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST.  Seriously, do not miss it.  One of the best videos, ever.


For mature readers only (not safe for work), over 18 years of age, you can check out this fun video.  Nothing  nasty, just good fun lesbo commercial.  Go to this link:

You have to read this one for yourself.*   The alternative title was:  “Search for Pussy Goes A Rye,” but this is a family (sorta kinda maybe) blog.

“Shooting someone for being a homosexual and for supposedly having sexual intercourse with a cat he helped rescue and for making the animal homosexual too is possibly one of the silliest motives I have ever heard in my life”, said the magistrate.

And there’s more.   Kitty’s daddy  (known locally as “Zé Pistoleiro”) took his shotgun to the wrong neighbor’s house and instead of shooting the gay guy neighbor, he shot Anabela Cruz.    Is “Anabel” ever a male name? 

You just have to read it.

Sorry Butch But the Wedding Has Been Called Off Due to a Serious Case of Mistaken Identity

Here is the story in Ze Pistoleiro’s native language which I believe is Portuguese: 

*The date line on the English language story shows Feb. 2008.  However, checking Yahoo and Google news it looks as if Kitty’s Daddy was recently sentenced.

HappyAnniversaryLesbiansI know that we have a future full of more happy memories yet to be created. It started so fantastically: the night we met, the mud-puddle, playing in the park with Kelly, waking up in your apartment with the beautiful trees outside the window, staying up all night to touch and talk, being together in your tiny shower, surprising you at your going away party, traveling all night to get to our new life together and not wanting to go to sleep once we finally got here, days spent sailing on Loretta, our trip to Mexico, the day of our Civil Union, our reception, our civil rights work, all that we went through to have our son, his birth day, our public and successful family project, and all of the little moments that have been and continue to be created everyday with our son by our sides or with him in the background giggling and talking . . . all treasures of our hearts.

I Love You –

Happy 8th Anniversary