I have never watched one of the “Real Housewives” shows but now . . . I might have to sneak a peek at this lesbo strap on to the concept.
‘The Real Housewives of Orange County‘ has added a real live lesbian to their cast and really . . . I think we might see some interesting interaction with the straight women. Every straight woman wants to give it a try and Fernanda (hope she has a nickname) is just the ticket.
This season, when the Orange County wives come back – they won’t need to be on the prowl for steamy suburban drama – I suspect that Rocha can give ’em everything they need and more.
They will be unforgettable, Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top. Sun kissed skin. So hot they’ll melt your flesh colored popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh
We have lots of new stories, photos and video at Two Lesbos Goin At It including a bunch of Sarah Palin strippers struting their stuff, a 9 year old Catholic school boy defining homosexual, we’re writing to marry, and the latest on Lindsay Lohan – is there an HBO series in the works with Britney and Paris?
This is a long post. I hope that you will read it. I’ve finally come to terms with who John McCain is and who John McCain has always been. And tell me, who are today’s men of integrity in the leadership of the Republican party? Other than Senator Chuck Hagel from Nebraska, I honestly can’t think of one.
So actually, it’s not just the Christian right catching on, I’m beginning to catch on too. I have been shaking my head thinking that this isn’t the John McCain I had admired for years. Well, maybe John McCain was never the man made by the media. Reality has slapped me in the face seeing how easily we (including me) can be manipulated into accepting the media’s version of a politician’s history.
John McCain first came to Congress in 1982, not long after my father died. My father was a hardcore Republican, retired from the Army after 32 years and one of the best fathers ever. He was honest, hard-working, believed in the American system, made us watch all presidential annoucements (sit still, be quiet, and listen “the president is on”), helped out the neighbors, took time for his kids and he loved my mother dearly. So I always thought that John McCain was like my dad. Although I’m a hardcore Democrat – I always thought that if only a guy like McCain would head the Republican ticket . . . maybe . . . ?
My dad loved Barry Goldwater. Another man that I imagined to be like my father. You see my father – although a good man was also a bigot. He had no time for silly topics like homosexuals or civil rights. People basically needed to fall in line according to his way of thinking. However, good Republican men like Barry Goldwater provided objective evidence that a good man like my father would also change his bigoted opinions as he gained more facts. Unfortunately my father died in 1981. He never said that it was “OK” that I’m a lesbian but before his death I could feel and see the flicker of understanding that was starting to grow.
The photo is is of Sen. Barry Goldwater, on the right, as he poses with his running mate William Miller at the 1964 Republican National Convention in San Francisco. I was 5 years old. Miller was one of the prosecuters at the Nuremberg trials. Miller is the only practicing Catholic to have been nominated for national office by the Republican Party. Mabye McCain picked Sarah Palin because she was baptized a Catholic? And we thought it was her gender.
By the mid-1980’s Republican men like Barry Goldwater were getting fed up with the increasing influence of the crazed far-right Christians on the Republican party. You see my father didn’t have much use for them either.
I’ve been a little shaken by the extreme nature of John McCain’s campaign. Obviously the man is desperate to be president and that’s why he endangered the country by picking Sarah Palin as his running mate; but in my experience men like Barry Goldwater and my father would have never lowered themselves to this level.
However, when reading a post that I wrote back on September 16 and reading the Times gambling investigation I realized that John McCain was NEVER like Barry Goldwater or my father.
John McCain has always been a cocky, shoot from the hip, gambling, womanizing, self-centered, power-hungry Republican.
Today the papers are full of the stories about John McCain’s history of gambling (up to 14 hours a day at times) and his history of working with the casino lobbyists. Here are a couple of quotes from one of the articles:
“We’ve known for a while of John McCain’s childhood connection to the region, where he lived for a short period when his father was serving a stint here as a Navy submarine commander. But it wasn’t until the results of a New York Times investigation were published earlier this week that we learned the extent of McCain’s involvement with another mainstay of eastern Connecticut culture, our casinos.”
“Of course more troubling than the disclosures in The Times story this week of McCain’s gambling in a Connecticut casino was the suggestion that he used his position as chairman of the Indian Affairs Committee to help lobbyists working to stop a third tribal casino in Connecticut.”
Now the big question is will McCain’s gambling ties hurt him with the Christian right-wingers. In fact, check out this article from a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) blog which describes the new Democratic National Committee’s ad featuring McCain’s gambling. It’s written by David Brody of The Brody File. Here is how the article ends:
“The DNC knows that McCain’s so called penchant for gambling can hurt him among some social conservatives. It may not play well with other strongly religious voters as well. Indeed, the last thing McCain needs is another problem with the Evangelical base. In this case, the gambling issue could most likely trump the lobbyist issue. I mean it’s not like he’s playing the lottery or bingo or a quick 25 cents slot machine. This is high stakes gambling we’re talking about. Then you throw in the lobbyist angle and you have a dangerous credibility issue. Will voters buy it and will it stick? Does this bother you?”
Here is the DNC video. A link was provided in the Christian Broadcast Network blog entry:
What follows is my post from September 16, 2008. Let’s just hope that the Christian Right is also waking up to the man we’ve all called an American hero.
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“Suppose Barack Obama had dumped a crippled wife and married a beer heiress one month after the divorce. Don’t you think he wouldn’t have been tripped up by such a scandalous past? The Republicans would have had a field day mocking his character. But John McCain’s tawdry personal history is rarely mentioned.”
Actually, from the dates that I’ve seen, McCain obtained a marriage license to marry Cindy before the divorce was final . . . heaven forbid we talk about that with the family values crowd.
Friends of the McCains such as Nancy and Ronald Reagan were not happy with what John McCain did to his first wife. Cleary the Reagans had good reason to feel this way.
She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening’s end, I was in love.”
But he WAS MARRIED with small children at home at the time of this romantic encounter. Shorter version of story: I was a dirty old man (as I still am) husband and father. One night I got really horny when I saw this girl almost young enough to be my daughter. So I immediately asked her to go to a hotel with me. I thought it was the usual one night stand but when I found out she was rich I decided to dump my wife and kids.
I also don’t get why no one speaks of Cindy McCain’s history as a drug addict stealing from a medical charity. The woman is RICH and well-connected. She didn’t have to steal. The fact that she’s a recovering addict really is no big deal – I mean Sarah Palin’s teenage son is apparently a recovering addict – in the scheme of things.
BUT CINDY MCCAIN IS A RICH THIEF STEALING FROM A CHARITY.
My in-laws go on and on with their FOX News induced claim that Michelle Obama doesn’t love America.
Yet, we know very little about the made-up tranny mess Cindy McCain and her history of drug addiction and stealing from A MEDICAL CHARITY! In fact, I’m not sure that the in-laws even know about Cindy McCain’s past.
Guess it all comes down to this . . . if you’re the party of family values you can head your ticket with a guy who left his crippled wife for a trophy millionare tranny mess (also a thieving drug addict) and then top off your ticket with the mother of not only a pregnant teenage daughter but of a recovering addict teenage son . . . and your family values crowd won’t even notice . . .
Hey, but if you’re a politician who supports a family like mine (2 moms and a boy) . . . the “family values” folks won’t be able to vote for you.
All I can say is that McCain and Palin are the best advertisement yet for some form of government other than representational democracy.
Are Civics/Government classes mandatory in any state’s public educational system?
Mrs. John McCain. Hard working mother dumped for rich girl 17 years younger than John McCain.
Okay, while Lindsay and Samantha rein as our A#1 favorite lesbian couple at the moment, Ellen DeGeneres and legal spouse Portia de Rossi are nipping right at their lesbo heels. (Of course, neither Ellen or Samantha are wearing the heels – they wear the pants.)
Here is the wedding video from the legally recognized marriage of Ellen DeGeneres to lovely Portia de Rossi.
Lindsay and Sam . . . we’re waiting for your big day and video. (Lindsay – really, make sure that a dresser from The L Word does a little personal styling for Sam that day. Safest bet – trust us.)
The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.
Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww.
And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club.
“By the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,” she reportedly told club-goers. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.”
British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.
At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.
“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”
Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:
The Washington Post brings true clarity to the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Here is a screen shot of the Washington post report and photo:
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Why post this? Well, we wanted another reason to show a couple of heroes in the gay and lesbian community. More importantly, this screen shot shows us what we would have been seeing over the last several months if a reputable news organization had been publishing the reports.
In other words, tabloids print the worst and ugliest shots that they can get of their subjects. They try to make people look bad. On the other hand, for those of us who usually follow more traditional sources of information about celebrities, we’re accustomed to seeing the BEST shots of celebrities. We see the photos and video that put “stars” in their best light and that make these ordinary people look larger than life.
So as we watched these photos of Samantha Ronson over the last few months, we were shocked that such an “ugly” and ordinary person would gain the affection of Lindsay Lohan.
But look at this photo from the Washington Post. Is that even the same girl that we’ve been seeing in the tabloids?
Bottom line – good news sources = good photos of celebrities.
Girls . . . do not screw this up . . . you’re making us too happy. As Sarah (one of our readers) pointed out in a comment, you’re becoming so fantabulous together that not even Perez Hilton dare to deface a photo of you together. Yes, even Perez MANgina Hilton is falling in love with Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.
As you’ll note from our earlier post today, we were certain that even the slowest of the slow would now conclude that Samantha and Lindsay have “come out” as a lesbian couple.
Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal “we’re touching genitals, we’re a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video” announcement. Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent. Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin’s penis – you still couldn’t find your own ass.
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Perez Hilton – a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits
Yes. That’s what Carey Robers claims in his article, “The Sexual exploitation of Women in Abuse Shelters.” Who is Carey Roberts? Well, she’s not very pretty.
Actually, Carey is a man and he’s pretty . . . pretty old and ugly but that’s not the point.
Carey Roberts
Carey Roberts claims to be “an analyst and commentator on political correctness. His best-known work was an exposé on Marxism and radical feminism.” And, yes – all of us lesbians are well versed in Marxism and radical feminism. In fact, I was just reading some books today on Marxism and radical feminism. I thought I might donate them to the abuse shelter when I’ve finished reading them.
Here is some of his article:
One woman who spent time at two shelters reveals baldly, “many workers in shelters are lesbians.” One pick-up tactic is for a shelter worker to gently rub a resident’s palm, as if to assuage her pain. “If you become her girlfriend, you will be treated very good. I was 100% sure,” the woman sheepishly explains.
Carey even provides a video www.vimeo.com/790290 . Gee I hope it’s an instructional video so that all of us lesbos can learn how to get some hot ass at the local abuse shelter. However, I have to admit that I could probably think of some things a little better than rubbing a palm so maybe the video won’t improve my techniques.
Bottom line, Mr. Carey’s ideas are as crazy as he looks. He should just go pick up a Playboy and quit the fantasies about girls having sex in shelters.
Gotta run. I volunteer at a shelter down the street and it’s movie night. Hope it’s something sexy.
Okay – now this is weird. We have 2 hot topics: Lindsay & Sam and Palin. Now they are as one.
Perfect.
Here it is Lindsay Lohan’s blog today. Lindsay is defending the girls of this world and telling us what she thinks about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy and about Sarah Palin. Hey, Lindsay is an expert on being chased and abused by the media regarding her personal life. Think that we’ll see her on Fox News tonight or maybe a speaker during the Republican National Convention?
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