It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.
Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.
Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.
I suspected that this Pope is a ho ho ho for young naked men but now we have the proof . . . still photos and a video.
This is a real photo and real video of the slow seductive strip tease, leading up to the big climax for the Pope and his beautiful male “secretary.
Watch as four Chippendale-like acrobats perform in front of Pope Benedict XVI and his personal secretary Georg Gaenswein (seated beside the Pope at the right side of the photo), during the Pope’s weekly general audience in the Paul VI hall at the Vatican, Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010.
Oddly, this car ad with two lesbians meeting at a party has been banned in Italy. I’m not sure what the fuss is about; although it does remind me of my lovely spouse – only in it for my . . . no, not that stuff. The one lesbo is only after some new clothes to match the car. Guess the maker of the ad knows lesbos. Wish I had been so astute.
Italian TV chiefs are refusing to broadcast the 30 second advertisement made by Publicis for the new Renault Twingo, The Daily Mailreports.
The commercial, which commentators have slammed for not presenting any technical aspects of the car, begins with two attractive women noticing each other at a house party.
The blonde woman follows the brunette to a bedroom and peeks through the door to see her removing her pink top before she lies down on the bed and smiles.
The brunette smiles cheekily and blindfolds the blonde with a black stocking, but she then quickly moves off the bed , grabs the other woman’s discarded top from the floor, puts it on and leaves.
Outside viewers see the blonde walking to a Renault which is the same colour as the shirt.
The brunette is shown lifting her blindfold and peering around the bedroom in confusion as the blonde drives away.
Italian gay groups have slammed the advertisement, saying it is offensive to lesbians.
But Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera questioned whether it was controversial.
“Is it controversial or cutting edge? One thing for certain though — at no point during the advert is any technical aspect of the new Renault Twingo ever mentioned,” the newspaper said.
Publicis spokesperson Daniele Tranchini said the advert was meant to be enjoyable but not vulgar.
“We wanted to create an advert that was original, enjoyable and at the same time not vulgar and I believe we have achieved that,” Ms Tranchini said.
I saw this story yesterday morning and really . . . wasn’t quite sure what to do with it. At 2 Lesbos Goin At It we post most celesbian photos on our Lesbo Photo page. But there is something about these Gaga photos that tend to cause a gag gag reflex to the viewer. Hey, I’m an All-American happy, healthy, wall to wall lesbian . . . but I don’t like the Lady GaGa lesbian photos. Too much.
It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.
You can Google to find the rest of the story. Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel. Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea. However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.” Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.
Why do I say that? Personally, I like to have sex with straight women. Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover. Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex. Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.
Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.
Although the trailer below doesn’t meet our Lesbo Video standards for inclusion on our seperate video page, there are a few hints to suggest that “Black Swan” will be worth your time. In fact, some are saying to expect Oscar nominations for the film.
Again, based on the trailer – it could be; however, keep in mind that I also spent my time reviewing Nailin Palin and Oprah, The Untrue Hollywood Story.
Anyway, forget whether it’s a good movie, “everyone is talking about” the sex scene Natalie Portman shares with co-star Mila Kunis. Natalie downplayed it, “Lesbian scenes, sex scenes, they’re all over the place! But because it’s me, people are shocked. I see the value of a good girl persona-it’s so easy to subvert it!” Read more at Amy Grindhouse.
I have never watched one of the “Real Housewives” shows but now . . . I might have to sneak a peek at this lesbo strap on to the concept.
‘The Real Housewives of Orange County‘ has added a real live lesbian to their cast and really . . . I think we might see some interesting interaction with the straight women. Every straight woman wants to give it a try and Fernanda (hope she has a nickname) is just the ticket.
This season, when the Orange County wives come back – they won’t need to be on the prowl for steamy suburban drama – I suspect that Rocha can give ’em everything they need and more.
They will be unforgettable, Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top. Sun kissed skin. So hot they’ll melt your flesh colored popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh
We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie. (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”) But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.
Photo Has No Connection to Story - But One Lesbo Loved It!
Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building. I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!” Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!
This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.” Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”
More about that later.
So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?
In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something. And so I did – the coat. I look so cute in it. I would even date me and I’m damn picky.
The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.” Really? I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after. Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.
Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK! Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.
We have lots of new stories, photos and video at Two Lesbos Goin At It including a bunch of Sarah Palin strippers struting their stuff, a 9 year old Catholic school boy defining homosexual, we’re writing to marry, and the latest on Lindsay Lohan – is there an HBO series in the works with Britney and Paris?