Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Gro Hammerseng has called it quits with Katja Nyberg and has now “taken up with” handballer, “tomboy” ¬†Anja Edin.¬†

Gro has also been speaking out about her biological clock, ‘I want to have children, and would rather get them while I’m young and have the energy to be a cool mom and playful, but it’s not something that stresses me.”¬†Although the translation is muttled in some of the¬†recent media accounts, ¬†Gro and Anja¬†“have been observed in the hot embrace several times during the European Championships in Lillehammer.”

We don’t like it.¬†¬†¬†¬† Gro’s relationship with Katja Nyberg seemed sweat and wholesome . . .¬† we’re not sure what’s going on with Gro and her new boy-toy girl, love interest.¬†¬† Check out the photo of Gro’s stomach . . .¬† More Gro lesbo tales later.¬† Stay tuned.

Yikes! What lurks under yon handball shirt . . . ????

It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

Oh my!  They grow up so fast.

 

Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.¬† Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.¬† Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.¬†¬† However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”¬† Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.

Photo Has No Connection to Story - But One Lesbo Loved It!

Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building. ¬†I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!” ¬† Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!

This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.” ¬† Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”

More about that later.

So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at¬†Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?

In any event, having this orthodontic¬†burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something. ¬†And so I did – the coat. ¬†I look so cute in it. ¬†I would even date me and I’m damn picky.

The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no,¬†not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.” ¬†Really? ¬†I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after. ¬† Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.

Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK! ¬†Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.

We have lots of new stories, photos and video at Two Lesbos Goin At It¬†including a bunch of Sarah Palin strippers struting their stuff, a 9 year old Catholic school boy defining homosexual, we’re writing to marry, and the latest on Lindsay Lohan – is there an HBO series in the works with Britney and Paris?

Come join the fun early and often at Two Lesbos Goin At It.

Two Lesbos Goin At It

Okay, while Lindsay and Samantha rein as our A#1 favorite lesbian couple at the moment, Ellen DeGeneres and legal spouse Portia de Rossi are nipping right at their lesbo heels.   (Of course, neither Ellen or Samantha are wearing the heels Рthey wear the pants.)

Here is the wedding video from the legally recognized marriage of Ellen DeGeneres to lovely Portia de Rossi.

Lindsay and Sam . . . we’re waiting for your big day and video.¬† (Lindsay – really, make sure that a dresser from The L Word does a little personal styling for Sam that day.¬†¬† Safest bet – trust us.)

The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.

Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, ‚ÄúI‚Äôm really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she‚Äôs a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that‚Äôs changed [in] my life is because of me. I‚Äôve gone through it, and I‚Äôve learned to deal with it and I‚Äôve made the decision to move forward.‚ÄĚ Aww.

 

And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club.¬†

‚ÄúBy the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,‚ÄĚ she reportedly told club-goers. ‚ÄúTonight shows the power of a woman ‚Äď to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.‚ÄĚ

Another version from The Improper: 

British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.

At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman ‚Äď to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”¬†

Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.

“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”

Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:

So much for the Sarah Palin Action Figure doll!

The church’s website www.havenscornerschurch.org

If you’re curious about what this is all about – read this:

https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/09/09/if-you-are-anti-palin-like-me-you-should-watch-this-could-we-be-wrong/

And, in a update, Perez Hilton is reporting that the church sign in question was hit by vandals.  G  A  Y (God Adores You) vandals? 

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09/10/2008 New Sarah Palin Scandal from National Enquirer – Click Here

Note:¬† This post was delayed 24 hours because “someone” had my account frozen while WordPress checked on some images from the church with the, “I kissed a girl, then I went to hell” sign.¬†

I’m also re-thinking my re-thinking of Palin.¬† Extreme right-wing Christian nuts should just stay in their houses and pray for sinners like me.¬† We’d all be much happier.¬†

So during the last 24 hours I have not been able to post anything I have been using my spare time getting straight Christian girls to kiss me . . . and they liked it.

Here is the post in question minus the “offending” images.¬† And yes, I agree the entire thing is quite offensive.¬†¬† Wonder who on Earth had a problem with my post?¬†¬†

https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/i-kissed-a-girl-i-liked-it-then-went-to-hell-church-apparently-not-inviting-to-lesbians/

Well, just don’t ever use images from a church website – even if there is no copywrite notice on them.¬† Churches don’t want to get the word out about their services – it’s all so secret you know.

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I stayed up way too late last night and will admit that as a result I could be like the gay¬†In-a-Fog Cabin Republicans.¬†¬† But this has been bothering me all day.¬† Is it possible that we’re wrong?¬†

First, I’ll point out the obvious.¬† Democrats always reexamine their positions and rarely think in terms of black and white.¬† That’s why Republicans can do such a good job of staying on message.¬† But my qualms about the Sarah Palin thing seem a little beyond that.¬†¬†

Oh, I don’t know.¬†

I’m shaking my head as I type this.¬†¬† From what I can ascertain Sarah Palin has no knowledge of US foreign policy so she isn’t someone that I could vote for, there is just no way.¬†¬† On the other hand, when I put her against the experience of Obama, I’m really not sure that he’s that much better.¬†¬† Of course, I doubt that he¬†would shoot and skin a puppy for breakfast . . .¬† And then again, there was a time when a man named Howard Dean impressed me with his vigor and new way of approaching politics.

Palin¬†just seems so extreme.¬†¬† Do the majority of Republicans really think that if a pre-teen girl is raped that the government should force¬†the child¬†to have the baby; even if her family doesn’t want her to have the baby?¬† What if the rapist is her father?¬† The government should make these personal decisions for families and their children?¬† No, reasonable people really don’t think that but Sarah Palin does and that’s not reasonable to me.

Do the majority of Republicans really think that Sarah Palin is ready to take over as president should she be called to do so as a VP?¬† No, they really don’t.¬†¬† No doubt they are just as tired of what they see as Democrat antics as I am of Republican games, tricks, double speak, divide and benefit.¬†¬†

Likewise, I don’t think Obama is really that ready either.¬† But I do think that Obama is more likely to bring us together as a country than is McCain.¬†¬† I was bracing myself for Obama to pick a VP that would be selected for political reasons.¬†¬† I was so relieved when he instead picked someone with the type of experience that’s needed to deal with the many diplomatic issues and outside threats that we face.¬† McCain, he just went for the vote.¬†¬† And, no matter how much I try to see the other side, I have a really hard time with that.

Strangely enough when I came home from work today I learned that Sally Quinn has expressed some doubts regarding her own initial reaction to Sarah Palin.¬† I’ll give you a link¬†for the video¬†here in a second.

Right now I just want to reflect and ramble a little further on what all of this means.¬† I feel confident that Palin is not ready and I feel confident that McCain has no new ideas to take us forward and that his first¬†chance to¬†show leadership and judgment¬†was thrown away to buy votes.¬† Yet, that is the American¬†way, isn’t it?¬†

Obama is still a big question mark for me.¬† Instead of digging up dirt on Sarah Palin, tonight I think I’ll spend more time getting to know Obama.¬†¬† If I would have voted for Howard Dean, I can’t claim that my negative reaction to Sarah Palin is all about experience.¬† And, why didn’t I take any pleasure in seeing the first woman selected by a major party to run as VP?¬† What was that all about?¬†¬†¬†Am I just as glazed over, gulping down¬†the grape¬†koolaid as my Fox News in-laws?¬†¬† Or have the Republican tactics of using issues like marriage equality left me so bitter that I can’t think “straight?”

I’m tired, really tired.¬† Didn’t sleep one minute last night.¬† Better save this thinking for later.