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Yep – that’s a Maverick  . . .  John McCain.   The picture really tells the story.

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Is it just me . . .

Jackie certainly knows how to have a 40th birthday party with all of her girls, huh?   With behavior like this display – obviously the theme was “Midlife Crisis.” 

Seems like just yesterday that Jackie and Rocky were separated at birth.   PS – you can pick up a pair of Jackie’s Silver Lame Hip Hugger Junior Ladies Shorts at Amazon for $12.99.

 

And was it last year that the mid-life crisis became obvious with this questionable garb?

Midlife crisis is a term used in Western societies to describe a period of dramatic self-doubt that is felt by some individuals in the “middle years” of life, as a result of sensing the passing of youth and the imminence of old age. Sometimes, transitions experienced in these years, such as aging in general, menopause, the death of parents, or children leaving home, can trigger such a crisis. The result may be a desire to make significant changes in core aspects of day to day life or situation, such as in career, marriage, or romantic relationships.

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Jackie Warner Looking All Drunked Up

Academic research since the 1980s shows that these losers exhibit behaviors uncomfortable for others to watch such as putrid public displays of affection that are “a stomach-churning spectacle of awfulness that invites bawdy shouts of “Get a room!” Other times the research shows that mid-life crisis behavior it’s simply goofy or strange, reminding us that passion isn’t always poetic; it’s occasionally putrid.”  This is also known as “Love is Fouling the Air.”

A mid-life crisis also tends to unveil character weaknesses and vices such as over-ambitiousness, amorality, arrogance, artfulness, attention-seeking, authoritarianism, autocratism, moodiness, calculating, combativeness, conceitedness, contentiousness, contradictoriness, craftiness, cruelty, cunning, over-curiosity, cynicism, deceitfulness, demandingness, dependency,  dictatorial, difficult, disparaging, over-dramatic, drivenness, duplicity, ebullience, egocentricity, egoism, egotism, exaggerating, excitableness, exhibitionism, fantasticalness, fastidiousness, fictitiousness, foxiness, frustrating, furiousness, gain-seeking, glory-seeking, hubristic, iconoclastic, immaturity, impetuousness, impulsiveness, insensitivity, insincerity, irresponsibility, irreverence, manipulativeness, meanness, megalomania, mischievousness, mistrustfulness, mocking, narcissism, omnipotence, ostentation, over-optimism, perfectionism, perverseness, power-mania, pretentiousness, pridefulness, quarrelsomeness, ragefulness, reactiveness, rebelliousness, restlessness, ruthlessness, scheming, seductiveness, self-absorption, self-admiration, self-idolizing, self-important, self-indulgent, self-interested, self-willed, selfishness, shiftiness, show-off, skepticism, slyness, snobbishness, status-seeking, tactlessness, treacherousness, trickiness, unprincipled, unscrupulous, vanity, vengefulness, and womanizing.

Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie It's Attached to the Finger on Your Belly

Party Game for Midlife Crisis Theme - Jackie Warner Being Checked for Cancer - Jackie, the cancer is attached to the finger just below your belly button.

 

 

 

 

Jackie Warner All Powerful

Jackie Warner All Powerful

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If “fitness guru” Susan “Stop the Insanity” Powter can navigate the geography of her girlfriend’s body – Jessica Kirson – my spouse should be thrilled with the shape of my body.   I mean, is it my lack of a perfect body that caused us to have sex only 1 time in 10 days on a romantic cruise? 

Jessica Kirson - Fitness Oh No

Jessica Kirson - Fitness Ohno

Susan Powter - Fitness Guru

Susan Powter - Fitness Guru

Clearly, my lovely spouse is more insensitive than any husband/man on the face of the Earth. 

On the way home from our cruise I was wearing a tight tank top under a cotton/mesh sweater.  It was extremely hot and so for a brief moment, while we were loading the luggage into the car, I took off the sweater.   In doing so I made the comment that I planned on putting my sweater back on as soon as I cooled off.   In reply my lovely spouse said, “What, you don’t want to look like a stuffed sausage?” 

Really!  Would any man even consider saying that to his wife?  Women who think that men are insensitive should try being with a lipstick lesbian for a few minutes.    I mean after the sex is over – and it will be over – it’s like living for the rest of your life with your selfish, mean-spirited little bossy sister. 

Susan – if you ever get over the Rocky Mountains or out of the Gulf of Mexico . . . call me . . .

Added: 

Note to Justice at http://www.lawschool4dummies.blogspot.com/ Jessica does not play the part of Hurley on Lost

Note #2 – check out the comments.  These 2 lesbos goin at it would be lucky to have a relationship like Susan and Jessica.

Note #3 – check out Lesbo Photos.  There is a photo of Jessica and Susan together.

Note #4 – this is a photo of Jessica and Susan being interviewed but we can’t find a transcript and didn’t hear the broadcast

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Two Lesbos Goin At It

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Why did I get this email today?  Just before the cruise –   

I’m not that friggin old! 

Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo

Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?   

What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?  

Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount!   (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration  . . . .   )

 

Here is a message for you AARP:   http://www.sodahead.com/question/68836/