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Another Undercover Palin Scandal – Palin Grandmother Drug Arrest

December 19, 2008 | One Lesbo | Comments 1

Palin Grandmother Arrested – Levi’s Mom Caught in a Drug Sting

Levi Johnston may have knocked up Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) but now  . . .   it’s Levi’s mommy who is the one with female trouble.  Yes, Levi’s mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.

This Palin family just can’t seem to stay away from undercover action. 

And while Bristol is set to pop this weekend, Levi’s mom is due back in court sometime soon to face her six felony drug charges!  Ouch! 

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Clay Aiken Admits He Is Gay & Mickey Mouse Admits He’s A Cartoon

Wasn’t it just a few hours ago that we made a People Magazine point about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? 

We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS.  We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.

Well, guess that isn’t true for all of the other homostars.   Yes, Virginia, Clay Aiken is gay.  In other news, Mickey Mouse finally admits that he’s a cartoon.

Here is the latest cover of People magazine via Perez Hilton complete with Clay and his baby.

You can hear Lindsay Lohan come out by clicking here:   I’m A Lesbian

Cartoon for Kids Has Two Lesbian Moms – One With Sarah Palin Smart Girl Glasses

We really don’t think that Sarah Palin would go for Buddy G and his two lesbian moms.  In fact, Conan O’Brien says that Palin is opposed to marriage equality for same sex couples.  Did you know that? Yeah, according to O’Brien, Palin says “everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”

Jay Leno was also talking about the campaign:  ”I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”

Conan also pointed out that, “Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”

But the biggest Sarah Palin news involving kids is brought to us from Jimmy Kimmel.    Seems there was a sad incident at a Toys R Us today – a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.

Just saw this cute little animated cartoon guy with 2 Lesbo moms.  While the moms do appear to wear lipstick, neither look like a dog or pig.   On the other hand, one of the lesbo moms does wear “I’m smart” glasses but does not live near Alaska so is probably short in her knowledge of foreign policy.   We haven’t seen the DVD yet to know if either animated lesbian mom can kill animals, play hockey or shoot hoops but don’t expect to see photos of the 2 moms proudly displaying their fish anytime soon. 

Not that we think Sarah Palin looks like a dog or a pig nor do we think she would ban this video from the library.   Although she did want to evict Daddy’s Gay Roommate from the library.

But we hear that Sarah Palin does have gay and lesbian friends.   Wonder if any of them are lesbian hockey moms wearing lipstick and acting like pitbulls?  Or is that pitbulls wearing lipstick acting like hockey moms?  Where is Arnold the Pig when you need him bring color commentary to important political debate?

Maybe we should order two of these DVDs (not counting the one that we already ordered for Little Man), one for Trig and Piper to share and one for Bristol and Levi’s baby. 

Check out the video of the theme song and the opening to the kids’ cartoon:

The cartoon’s website is here:  http://buddyg.tv   We love it. 

Not Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin or Jodie Foster – It’s A Lindsay Lohan Baby Bump & She Clearly Comes Out On Her MySpace Page

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Thank God this photo is from the set of Labor Pains, Lindsay’s new movie.

Lesbian moms get enough crap from far-right wing-nut conservatives.    Hey Lindsay, you might want to get off the Red Bull even if you aren’t with child.

On August 15, 2008, researchers from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital reported that just one can of Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people: “One hour after they drank Red Bull, [their blood systems”] were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease.” Lead Researcher Scott Willoughby added that Red Bull “could be deadly when combined with stress or high blood pressure, impairing proper blood vessel function and possibly lifting the risk of blood clotting. 

Red Bull Australia spokesperson Linda Rychter responded that the report would be studied by the company, but added that the effects reported were no different to those experienced by drinkers of a single cup of coffee. 

Okay – now for the real Lindsay “news” which isn’t news to anyone with even half a heart (brains may not count here).

Lindsay’s MySpace blog seems to clear up the matter of her relationship status with Samantha Ronson.     For those alphabetically challenged “SR” = Samantha Ronson  “ILY” = I Love You.  Here is the screen shot and below, the lyrics to the song dedicated to Samantha.  
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From Lindsay's MySpace Blog - Click to Enlarge

Trouble – Listen To Samples and after the jump read the lyrics to the song dedicated by Lindsay to Samantha Ronson

Honest Thoughts from 2 Lesbo Moms About Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has a 5 month old special needs baby.  Sarah Palin has a 17 year old daughter who is pregnant.   Sarah Palin needs to keep her ass in the same state as her children for at least the next several weeks.  

If she were a mom in our PTA, with a kid in our school, or if she were a neighbor mom, all the rest of the moms in the neighborhood (the rest are straight) would all be talking behind her back and most of us would tell her to her face, “Lady, especially considering your resume, your children need you much more than the country does.   Now get home and be a mother.”

How dare Sarah Palin bring all of this down on her daughter’s shoulders so that she can get what she wants?   And, some extreme Christians think that lesbian mothers are selfish?  

We know all the liberal crap that dads can take care of children just as well . . .  And, maybe he can but when a child has 2 parents, why not give them the benefit of two parents?   Apparently, what the Palins have been doing up to this point is not working.  Why not try something new like “Putting Family First?”   Do you people only use that 2 parent stuff when you’re trying to prove that I’m a bad mother? 

(By the way, why do our opponents often argue against same sex parenting by using research showing that children need 2 parents?  Don’t they get it?   There are 2 of us.  Weird.)

We changed our jobs – no – we changed our entire lives so that we could raise our son instead of hiring a nanny or daycare to raise him for us.   He has always had at least 1 stay at home parent and with an office in the house, most of the time he’s always had 2 parents at home.

Many of you straight parents are plain and simple, not very good parents; and Sarah Palin is one of the worst that we’ve seen running out on her children when they obviously need her.

So, while we don’t like being part of this circus that is raining down on a 17 year old girl, except for the extra readers that it’s bringing to our blog, we think the blame falls directly on the beehive of hot Sarah Palin. 

Gotta go, I hear a little request for “mommy” coming from the bedroom next to my office.

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Sarah Palin and the Baby Stuff – Geez

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UPDATE/NOTE

:  Sarah Palin has announced that her 17 year old unmarried daughter is going to have a baby.  This post was written and re-written several times last night before the Palin announcement this afternoon. 

Last night, we took the post down since there was so much speculation (with some proof) as to what is (was) going on with baby making in the Palin house.    It all started when bloggers noted that the story about Sarah Palin’s last child didn’t make sense.   The accusation was that the baby was really her daughter’s baby.   Later, photos surfaced showing the daughter currently pregnant which does not automatically disprove the original theory that the last Sarah Palin child is actually a grandchild.

It felt a little yucky to discuss since the daughter in question didn’t decide to run for VP.  Today Sarah Palin confirmed half of the story.  The 17 year old daughter is pregnant as we suspected last night.  However, we were wrong in claiming that she is already married.  Apparently, first comes baby and then comes marriage.   Whatever . . .

So we’re reposting this today after the announcement by Palin.

Weird – just too weird.

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Who knows! Certainly not 2 Lesbos Goin At It. We have no idea what to make of this entire mess about the baby(s) Maybe John Edwards is to blame.

The latest report is that one daughter is 17, married and missed several months of school due to an illness.

Here are some photos. I suppose the daughter could: 1) be wearing a dress that makes her look pregnant 2) is pregnant or 3) still looks a little pregnant from a recent pregnancy but we’ll need several more months to figure that out and . . . the election will be over.

Again, let’s just not talk about it and blame John Edwards.

Two final thoughts: 1) it sucks that the McCains seem to take lots of family pictures without their adopted daughter and 2) isn’t that the kid from the Adam’s family in the very front?

Oh, one more – it also sucks that people are writing about things so private to a family. Then again, they were trotted out as the Christian do gooders who no doubt favor that no sex till marriage education stuff which is hard for us to understand since they won’t let us get married. And, we all know that marriage is what actually stops sex.

Let’s just shut up about it all until more is known.  We’re done with our rumors on this one.

Actually one last thing again. Were the McCains trying to achieve this look?

Jodie Foster – Just A Lesbian Cheat or Also Pregnant?

Wearing a clinging purple sundress, Jodie Foster looks larger than her usual slim self, sparking rumours the Hollywood star could be pregnant.

Foster, who split with her lesbian lover Cydney Bernard in May, betrayed a bit of a bump as she left a Los Angeles grocery store this weekend.

Carrying shopping bags, the Silence of the Lambs actress sported a natural look and wore no make-up.

Sarah Palin Ready for 3 a.m. National Security Threat Phone Call? Sure, She’ll Already Be Up With Her Baby

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Okay, she uses the word “cool” one too many times for me.   McCain is a few heartbeats away from being 6 feet under.  He says Obama has no experience and now “this” is his VP choice.   She’s a “cool gal” and may be a great governor for Alaska but she’s just not presidential.  

She has been governor of Alaska (a state with a population equal to Omaha, NE) for less than two years.   SHE HAS A 4 MONTH OLD BABY and was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, population 6,500, until she became governor, less than 2 years ago.    Can anyone say Dan Quayle?

Lesbians unite – don’t vote for McCain because his VP loves fish, wears ballcaps and plays basketball. 

And an informative article about Palin from today’s online Wall Street Journal:  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121993453813079803.html?mod=hpp_us_whats_news

During the primary Obama and Hillary had battling ads about receiving that national security threat telephone call at 3 am. Both said they would be ready to take that call.

Well, Sarah Palin will be ready for that 3 a.m. phone call too: She’ll already be up with her baby

Lesbian Couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Take Their Mothers to Dinner – Photo & Is There A Baby On the Way?

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Lindsay and Samantha seem to be going strong and doing the things that most people do when they are in love.    Add one to the list – the lesbo duo took their moms to dinner.   Don’t they all look fantabulous?  In fact . . .  

And here’s to you, Mrs. Ronson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.  God bless you, please Mrs. Ronson.  

For those of you who have no idea what this means, look it up.

Mrs. Ronson – I know that you know what it means. wink wink – call me

. . . 

(Sam – sorry but I couldn’t resist.  Your mom is hot hot hot.  Isn’t it funny how we always pick girls that are a lot like our mothers?)

Mrs. Lohan, Lindsay, Mrs. Ronson (Ann Dexter-Jones) and Samantha

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Okay – here’s one that we seriously doubt.  Under this unusual theory anytime you buy baby clothes – you’re probably going to have a baby!  Yeah, right.    The story is that Sam and Lindsay bought some baby clothes in LA, denied that either is pregnant.  End of story. 

This same article reprints the nonsense about “lesbian experts” saying that the couple isn’t in a serious lesbian relationship.  

“Meanwhile, Lohan has been labeled a “fake” gay organization. Karen Whittaker of The Centre for Sapphic Studies insists that the actress and Ronson aren’t the real deal; they are merely “Gay for Play.” 

We dealt with that crap several days ago and could find NO proof of any such organization or person.   Anyone else have better information?    We say that the only thing fake here are Whittaker and the CSS. 

Finally, if this organization is real, think about this; if Lindsay’s and Samantha’s mommies approve, shut the f _ _ _ up.    Getting approval from your mother – just like getting direct approval from God – priceless!

After the jump:  Lindsay “Ronson’s” FaceBook page that was undercover and then uncovered in April of this year.