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Amish Heat Homes with Lesbians

The companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump

We have the original ad of the Amish using a heater and a hot lesbian couple to heat homes.  Before the jump, the current ad – after the jump, the hot lesbians.  Just click the images to enlarge.

By now you’ve seen the ads in a newspaper.   It’s a full-page in living color ad written to look like a newspaper article, “Amish man’s new miracle idea helps home heat bills hit rock bottom.”  And, even better – the heaters are being given away FREE according to the ad. 

Yes, it’s the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Amish Fireplace.   And, actually you only get a free heater (or two if you like) if you purchase the $298 solid oak fireplace mantle “handmade by Amish”.  

Using the “Fireless Flame” technology you can have the peaceful flicker of a real fire but without any flames, fumes, smells, ashes or mess.  Everyone is getting them because they require no chimney or vent. You just plug them in.  I don’t know maybe it’s a light bulb shaped like a flame.

So, here is the most recent ad showing some loving, gentle, and hard-working Amish folks selling their miracle heater to a man of God.

After the jump – the companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump. 

You can click on the image to enlarge.

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Click the link below to watch a very HOT HOT HOT video clip from tonight’s episode of House MD.

Link to video / story – tonight’s episode of House

We have new details and more video of tonight’s (October 21) episode of House on FOX. The show starts at 8:00 pm eastern / 7 pm central and is a DO NOT MISS.

Dr. Hadley (aka “Thirteen” played by Olivia Wilde) has a one-night stand lesbian love fest with a stranger.

The video at the end of the above link is hot and the show is going to be even better.

DO NOT MISS IT!

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Just read a post titled “Nine Types of Sapphic Lovers.”   There, you’ll learn about the Sophisticate (the example is Melissa Etheridge – odd choice); the Tomboy (Samantha Ronson); the Lesbian Until Graduation; the Lipstick Lesbian . . .

I was expecting something about sex . . .  the types of lesbian “lovers.”  So, my mind immediately went to my own sexual experiences with various women and girls: 

1) the dead fish

2) the wiggles around the bed so much you can’t find her much less have sex with her

3) the I wanted to have sex, not palpate a hefer’s uterus (don’t ask)

4) the ass so big that she has a line around the bottom of her back from lying in the tanning bed

5) the wouldn’t you like to put your head on this towel instead of my good pillow cases because you have so much make-up on that I’ll never get the stains out

6) the hey, didn’t you know, that’s what razors are for

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DO NOT USE THAT LINK IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY EATEN OR YOU WANT TO EAT IN NEAR FUTURE

7) the so friggin picky about the tinnie tiny spot that has to be touched at the exact right time, with the exact right speed, with the exact right pressure that . . . oh, just do it yourself

8  the skin gets cold and clammy when excited – yuck

9) the so easily distracted that you pray she doesn’t notice the uneven paint on the ceiling

10) the ride me like a bareback pony with little results phenomena

11) the I fell asleep – did we do it?

12) the she fell asleep – guess I’ll do it

13) the what the f . . . was I thinkin

14) the hope I didn’t give her my real name

Think I’ll stop thinking about this.


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