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Lesbians – 3 Things Straight Women Say That Actually Mean “I Want to Have Sex With You”

This message is only for lesbians.  PLEASE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN.

Based on an extensive but localized survey as personally verified by your blogging friends here are 2 Lesbos Goin At It, you are going to have sex with a straight woman if she: 

1) knows that you are a lesbian, AND

2) says any of the following to you:

1.  Will you go to the bathroom with me?

2.  I had a dream about you.

3.  My mother died. 

CAVEATS:

1.  The survey included only females between the ages of 20 and 45.   We make no representations regarding females outside of this age group.   Example:  If you are working as a CNA at a nursing home and a resident asks you to accompany her to the bathroom, do not necessarily plan to have sex with her. 

2. If you are in a room full of people at a funeral and a woman says, “I can’t believe that my mother died,” this is irrelevant to your sexual history and future.

3.  If a woman says to you “my mother died” and the death was in 1974, this is not an indication of the woman’s desire to have sex.    In other words, the death must have been recent.   CAUTION:   The sexual response is not immediate.   It may be up to 2 weeks before you experience a sexual interaction with this woman and you will forever be an asshole for taking advantage of this situation.

Margaret Cho’s Lesbian Blog to Sarah Palin – She Wants to Steam Up Those Glasses

It’s so vile that 2 Lesbos Goin At It won’t even print it.   Margaret Cho’s blog is . . . well, I’m shaking my head . . . and smiling . . . I think.

Here is part of it and you’ll have to go to Margaret’s blog to read the rest of the lesbian “love” letter to Sarah Palin.

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with ——- her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna  – – -multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna – – – — – – – ” kind of ——- with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs –  – – – – – – – – – style!

YIKES!  Read the rest by going here:  http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/09/18/i-want-to-steam-up-those-glasses.html