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Samantha Ronson Writes on MySpace – Home From Hospital

Samantha Ronson’s MySpace – Home From the Hospital – Click here > YEP HERE and be sure to “Read More” for the MySpace text message and screen shot. We also have some new photos of the lesbian love muffins.

Samantha Ronson is home from the hospital. This morning (December 22) Samantha left a Happy Chanukah message on MySpace (after the jump), says she is home from the hospital and that she was just exhausted. No wonder! Have you noticed the schedule that Lindsay and Samantha live with?

Another Undercover Palin Scandal – Palin Grandmother Drug Arrest

December 19, 2008 | One Lesbo | Comments 1

Palin Grandmother Arrested – Levi’s Mom Caught in a Drug Sting

Levi Johnston may have knocked up Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) but now  . . .   it’s Levi’s mommy who is the one with female trouble.  Yes, Levi’s mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.

This Palin family just can’t seem to stay away from undercover action. 

And while Bristol is set to pop this weekend, Levi’s mom is due back in court sometime soon to face her six felony drug charges!  Ouch! 

More about this story and other items at Two Lesbos Goin At It.

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin – Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin – Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut

No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!

Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .

What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.

That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.

Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.

Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.

So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?

HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.

Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.

November 11, 2008 |

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn’t Vote? The View of Two Lesbos

Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.

We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.

Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.

Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.

Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.

November 11, 2008

Sarah Palin’s Interview The Today Show – Watch Video

Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.

Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”

November 11, 2008 |

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce – Video – Pass It On

Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.

Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.

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What Do Britney Spears & Sarah Palin Have in Common? – Video Interview with Palin’s Pranksters

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The two radio guys from Canada were interviewed this morning (November 3) on CBS, The Early Show. Marc Antoine Audette and Sebastian Trudel Audette, known as the Masked Avengers spread the wealth of knowledge about Palin’s stupidity.

They have pranked numerous celebrities but only two failed to realize the telephone calls were a prank. You guessed it: Britney Spears and Sarah Palin.

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Palin Most Embarrassing Moment – It’s New It’s Terrible – You Have to Hear It

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Joe Francis Little Pudgy Man With Bad Case of Lesbian Envy – Maybe Jailhouse Sex Has Him Sore at Samantha Ronson

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