It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.
You can Google to find the rest of the story. Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel. Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea. However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.” Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.
Why do I say that? Personally, I like to have sex with straight women. Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover. Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex. Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.
Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.