Another Undercover Palin Scandal – Palin Grandmother Drug Arrest

December 19, 2008 | One Lesbo | Comments 1

Palin Grandmother Arrested – Levi’s Mom Caught in a Drug Sting

Levi Johnston may have knocked up Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) but now  . . .   it’s Levi’s mommy who is the one with female trouble.  Yes, Levi’s mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.

This Palin family just can’t seem to stay away from undercover action. 

And while Bristol is set to pop this weekend, Levi’s mom is due back in court sometime soon to face her six felony drug charges!  Ouch! 

More about this story and other items at Two Lesbos Goin At It.

Bristol Palin Goes Into Early Labor – Sarah Palin Joe Biden VP Debate Must Be Postponed

Okay, so it hasn’t happened yet but we know that it’s going to.  But how is Palin going to get out of that debate?  We have it!  Yes, we have the perfect “dog ate my paper” excuse. 

Of course, rational people will not believe this story but Sarah, rational people already know that you lie more than a rug.  So don’t worry about them. 

Sarah – here is your out.   We know that you have Dr. Cathy Baldwin-Johnson who will say whatever you need to get out of this Biden debate on Thursday.  We also know that you’re a mastermind in coming up with pregnancy-related decisions. 

 

So, I’m thinking that Bristol has just been diagnosed by Cathy Baldwin-Johnson as having preterm labor caused by or complicated by (the doc will have to figure that out) high blood pressure.  Everyone knows that pre-eclampsia is serious business and requires 24 hour care. 

Hey, I know this because Lovely Spouse had pre-eclampsia with Little Man.  

Obviously, in light of Bristol’s pre-term labor and pre-eclampsia her mother will be needed.  In fact, Palin will not be able to debate Thursday because she has to make sure Bristol is on complete bedrest and Sarah Palin will have to:

Do 24 hour urine collections on Bristol – to estimate total protein.  Protein in the urine is a bad sign – I don’t remember why but I think Bristol should have lots of it.  Check with the doc before you do the press release. 

Do 4-6 hourly blood pressure checks on Bristol – BP in pre-eclampsia can go up & down very quickly.   You might want to come to the press conference wearing a BP cuff thingy slung around your neck.   Or you could just be seen in Wal-Mart frantically buying one.

If you don’t want to go with the Bristol early-labor, you could have some sort of medical emergency involvig Trig or Todd could have a heart-attack . . . I’m sure that you and the doc will come up with something.  Good Luck!

This is going to be so much fun to watch!

National Enquirer Has New Sarah Palin & Family Weirdness

UPDATE SEPTEMBER 25, 2008   National Enquirer Names Brad Hanson As Palin’s Secret Lover

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None of these stories alone means anything but the cumulative effect is to show one very odd and messed up family.

Here is the latest on Sarah Palin and her family from the National Enquirer :   CLICK HERE

The new story claims that Bristol Palin was caught on video tape smoking pot . . . like mother like daughter . . . what else is there to do in Alaska . . . oh yeah . . . guess that explains all of the babies too.

If you’d like to read the over the top claims that her mother-in-law filed against the State of Alaska, you can read the case decision here:   CLICK

The facts from the Supreme Court state that on  November  27,  1993, Blanche Kallstrom (Todd Palin’s mother) and  other  members  of  the public attended a social function and  dance  at Jakes  Place,  an  alcohol abuse transitional  care  facility  in Dillingham.  The lights at the facility had been dimmed  for  the dance.   Non-alcoholic drinks were available  to  guests  in  the kitchen  area  adjacent to the dance floor.   During  the  dance, Kallstrom went to the kitchen at the request of her young  cousin to  get  a  drink  for nine-year-old Lori Dee Wilson.  Kallstrom poured  a  drink from a pitcher sitting on the counter which  she believed  to  contain fruit juice and gave it to  Lori  Dee.   In fact,  the  pitcher contained a lye-based caustic detergent  that caused  severe, permanent internal injuries to Lori Dee when she drank it.

So is the lawsuit about the injries to Lori?  No No No . . . poor Kallstrom suffered the injury here!  Yes, Kallstrom had the nerve to claim that she was injured and sustained severe shock and emotional distress because she stupidly gave lye to a child to drink. 

Oh and Blanche Kallstrom is married to Robert Kallstrom (Todd’s stepfather) who was involved in an allegation of sexual harassment.  Check that out here in a decision involving unemployment benefits.  CLICK.

Weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 1st dude to Sarah Palin wearing a wedding veil in this photo?

If anyone knows why Todd Palin is wearing a wedding veil, let us know.   Maybe it’s related to the shotgun wedding of Bristol and Levi.

It reminds me of an old Andy Griffith episode – “Mountain Wedding.”  Andy and Barney visit the mountain family, the Darlings, to rid them of Ernest T. Bass, who has his mind set on marrying daughter Charlene.   Like Todd Palin, Barney ends up being the bride.

Those Palins – never a dull moment . . . well if you don’t count her interviews.

Cartoon for Kids Has Two Lesbian Moms – One With Sarah Palin Smart Girl Glasses

We really don’t think that Sarah Palin would go for Buddy G and his two lesbian moms.  In fact, Conan O’Brien says that Palin is opposed to marriage equality for same sex couples.  Did you know that? Yeah, according to O’Brien, Palin says “everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”

Jay Leno was also talking about the campaign:  ”I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”

Conan also pointed out that, “Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”

But the biggest Sarah Palin news involving kids is brought to us from Jimmy Kimmel.    Seems there was a sad incident at a Toys R Us today – a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.

Just saw this cute little animated cartoon guy with 2 Lesbo moms.  While the moms do appear to wear lipstick, neither look like a dog or pig.   On the other hand, one of the lesbo moms does wear “I’m smart” glasses but does not live near Alaska so is probably short in her knowledge of foreign policy.   We haven’t seen the DVD yet to know if either animated lesbian mom can kill animals, play hockey or shoot hoops but don’t expect to see photos of the 2 moms proudly displaying their fish anytime soon. 

Not that we think Sarah Palin looks like a dog or a pig nor do we think she would ban this video from the library.   Although she did want to evict Daddy’s Gay Roommate from the library.

But we hear that Sarah Palin does have gay and lesbian friends.   Wonder if any of them are lesbian hockey moms wearing lipstick and acting like pitbulls?  Or is that pitbulls wearing lipstick acting like hockey moms?  Where is Arnold the Pig when you need him bring color commentary to important political debate?

Maybe we should order two of these DVDs (not counting the one that we already ordered for Little Man), one for Trig and Piper to share and one for Bristol and Levi’s baby. 

Check out the video of the theme song and the opening to the kids’ cartoon:

The cartoon’s website is here:  http://buddyg.tv   We love it. 

Breaking News 9/10/08 Another Sarah Palin Scandal – National Enquirer – Sarah Palin’s Son, Track, Addicted to OxyContin

Breaking News Today – A new report and scandal about the Sarah Palin family.  It really does make you wonder what kind of parenting has been going on in that house.
National Enquirer Reports – Also, after the jump – Track Palin didn’t live with his parents in 2006.  He lived in Michigan.  Why don’t the Palin teen children live in their own home? PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH’S REALLY HIDING! The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah ‘Barracuda’ Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!  The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of political identity.   The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah’s oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.  THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track’s use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident. “I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”  The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”   “He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.” And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER’s investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol’s pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house. Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.   “Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker.  I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”  When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house.  As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!  And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.  “Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER.  “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”   The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”   Meanwhile, as members of the Palin family’s war viciously over “Trooper-Gate” and claims of Sarah’s extramarital affair have turned the political race into a chaotic arena of threats, denials and vicious attacks by political black ops, The ENQUIRER has discovered shocking new details about the red-hot affair scandal!

After the jump – Track Palin didn’t live with his parents in 2006.  He lived in Michigan.  Why don’t the Palin teen children live in their own home?

Video of Sarah Palin’s Son-In-Law? Levi Johnston

 

 

Sarah Palin and the Baby Stuff – Geez

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UPDATE/NOTE

:  Sarah Palin has announced that her 17 year old unmarried daughter is going to have a baby.  This post was written and re-written several times last night before the Palin announcement this afternoon. 

Last night, we took the post down since there was so much speculation (with some proof) as to what is (was) going on with baby making in the Palin house.    It all started when bloggers noted that the story about Sarah Palin’s last child didn’t make sense.   The accusation was that the baby was really her daughter’s baby.   Later, photos surfaced showing the daughter currently pregnant which does not automatically disprove the original theory that the last Sarah Palin child is actually a grandchild.

It felt a little yucky to discuss since the daughter in question didn’t decide to run for VP.  Today Sarah Palin confirmed half of the story.  The 17 year old daughter is pregnant as we suspected last night.  However, we were wrong in claiming that she is already married.  Apparently, first comes baby and then comes marriage.   Whatever . . .

So we’re reposting this today after the announcement by Palin.

Weird – just too weird.

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Who knows! Certainly not 2 Lesbos Goin At It. We have no idea what to make of this entire mess about the baby(s) Maybe John Edwards is to blame.

The latest report is that one daughter is 17, married and missed several months of school due to an illness.

Here are some photos. I suppose the daughter could: 1) be wearing a dress that makes her look pregnant 2) is pregnant or 3) still looks a little pregnant from a recent pregnancy but we’ll need several more months to figure that out and . . . the election will be over.

Again, let’s just not talk about it and blame John Edwards.

Two final thoughts: 1) it sucks that the McCains seem to take lots of family pictures without their adopted daughter and 2) isn’t that the kid from the Adam’s family in the very front?

Oh, one more – it also sucks that people are writing about things so private to a family. Then again, they were trotted out as the Christian do gooders who no doubt favor that no sex till marriage education stuff which is hard for us to understand since they won’t let us get married. And, we all know that marriage is what actually stops sex.

Let’s just shut up about it all until more is known.  We’re done with our rumors on this one.

Actually one last thing again. Were the McCains trying to achieve this look?