Old News – Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Have Been “Out” To Friends for Months

UPDATE:  As you can see from the comments my “A” readers love the flannel.   While still a set up for a bad joke, if the woman love the flannel, count me in. 

I originally saw a teaser about this on AOL.  The teaser claims that the couple has been out to “Paris” Hilton for months. In a rush but go check it out if you’re inclined.  I think that they seem cute, happy, healthy and “out” in a nice normal – they don’t need a mag cover – sort of way.   And that’s the way it should always be.

OK! has a few quotes from sources close to the couple in their current cover story.

On their Disneyland vacation: “Samantha and Lindsay looked really happy together. They were giggling at the Halloween-themed hats — Samantha proudly wore hers throughout the park. They had a blast, taking photos of each other, going on all the rides, like Space Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean. They spent about four hours in the park. Before they left, they bought each other candy.”

On Lindsay’s romantic past: “This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had. Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships — the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity — is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

Are they really dating? : “Samantha and Lindsay have been ‘out’ to friends for a few months now. Lindsay’s inner circle of friends have known for years she’s bisexual. Family members and everyone else started figuring it out about six months ago. They don’t feel the need to talk about it with everyone, but it’s clear through their actions that they are, without a doubt, together as a couple.”

Okay – McCain ads saying “She Killed” in reference to Sarah Palin and now 2 lesbians in flannel shirts  . . . there is humor every where I look this morning.   

Guess I’m going to have a great day.

Flannel Shirts? . . . girls . . .

Exclusive – Read What Sarah Palin Said After the Debate Last Night

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And there you have it.  Everything that Sarah Palin said after the presidential debate last night.

Oh Yeah, McCain’s Chief of Staff is Gay (homosexual)

I’m laughing.  Conservative Republicans are fools.   The party is FULL of homo men.   Add another. 

Guess the crazy nut job far right will start yapping about marriage again.   Anytime another Republican falls out of the closet they try to cover by talking about marriage.   Again – weird.

On Top Magazine Gay Activist Outs McCain Chief Of Staff On Top Magazine, OH – Sep 24, 2008 By Carlos Santoscoy Gay activist Mike Rogers delivered his Roy Cohn award to Senator John McCain’s Chief of Staff Mark Buse at his Washington DC office on … McCain’s gay chief of staff Washington Blade, DC – Sep 24, 2008 The revelation that John McCain employs a gay man as his Senate office chief of staff was greeted with breathless indignation this week as everyone from … McCain’s Chief of Staff Outed EDGE Boston, MA – Sep 23, 2008 by Kilian Melloy Following gay talk show host and blogger Michaelangelo Signorile’s purported “outing” of John McCain’s chief of staff, Mark Buse, …

The list from www.blogactive.com

Breaking News 9/10/08 Another Sarah Palin Scandal – National Enquirer – Sarah Palin’s Son, Track, Addicted to OxyContin

Breaking News Today – A new report and scandal about the Sarah Palin family.  It really does make you wonder what kind of parenting has been going on in that house.
National Enquirer Reports – Also, after the jump – Track Palin didn’t live with his parents in 2006.  He lived in Michigan.  Why don’t the Palin teen children live in their own home? PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH’S REALLY HIDING! The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah ‘Barracuda’ Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!  The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of political identity.   The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah’s oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.  THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track’s use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident. “I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”  The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”   “He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.” And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER’s investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol’s pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house. Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.   “Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker.  I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”  When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house.  As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!  And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.  “Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER.  “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”   The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”   Meanwhile, as members of the Palin family’s war viciously over “Trooper-Gate” and claims of Sarah’s extramarital affair have turned the political race into a chaotic arena of threats, denials and vicious attacks by political black ops, The ENQUIRER has discovered shocking new details about the red-hot affair scandal!

After the jump – Track Palin didn’t live with his parents in 2006.  He lived in Michigan.  Why don’t the Palin teen children live in their own home?

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Are Winning Over Gays & Lesbians

Samantha and Lindsay

By the way, we have a recent smooching photo of Lindsay and Samantha that we’ve added to our Lesbo Photo page and hope that you’ll check it out.

Doing Couple Stuff

Sure, they had their detractors claiming that their relationship was all for publicity, that Lindsay was just on another obsession, or that Samantha was using Lindsay.    Wake up to a new day where gays and lesbians seem to have fallen in love with our favorite lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.   In fact, if you’ve been watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It for even a short time, you’ll note that we’ve had our heart on for these 2 for several weeks now.

Perez Hilton – Calling Him Stupid Is An Insult to Stupid People – Yes! Lindsay and Samantha Are Lesbian Lovers – You idiot

As you’ll note from our earlier post today, we were certain that even the slowest of the slow would now conclude that Samantha and Lindsay have “come out” as a lesbian couple.  

Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal “we’re touching genitals, we’re a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video” announcement.   Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.   Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin’s penis – you still couldn’t find your own ass.

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Perez Hilton –  a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits

Republican Convention – Craigslist Photos Prove It’s the Place to Be for Closeted Gay Sex – But the Lesbians, Not So Much

The plan was to search the word “convention” on the Minneapolis (Twin Cities) M 4 M  Criagslist thread.   For those of you with your heads up your butts or other locations not accessible to news, the Republican National Convention is being held there this week.

WOW.  What turned up is so nasty and vile (especially the photos) that we honestly won’t repeat it but . . . we will lead you right to it.   

I feel like a barker at the circus, “Come one, come all see the amazing closeted gay Republicans as they post ads on Craigslist exposing their genitals, asking for discreet sex, and generally doing vile and disgusting things during their convention to promote family values.  Yes, you’ll see them flaunt their sex pistols, look for orgies, and admit that they are married.  It’s a show like no other on Earth!”

Click here but be prepared:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/m4m?query=convention&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

PS – if your husband or boyfriend is at the Republican National Convention, you might want to consider using condoms from here on out.  

Oh – think I’ll run back and check out the girls at W 4 W.    Are female Republicans into secret sex stuff?  We’ll see.

*Update:  the only thing I found was a boring ad looking for a blind date for a lonely friend.   Republican lesbians are so sweet.  

Maybe I should have checked the abuse shelters?

A Lesbian’s Thoughts on the Swish, I Mean Swiss, Guards of the Pope

Although Lovely Spouse was raised as a Catholic, I was not.   My mother was a “believer” but always reminded us that “if a preacher comes over, keep one hand on your purse at all times.” 

So, with that opening let me discuss something that has long puzzled me.   I was reminded of it when I just read a news article indicating that the Pope has appointed “a new, young commander of the Swiss Guard, the colourful and historic papal protection force.”

Are Catholics just idiots or what?  Sorry, don’t mean to be anti-Catholic but it really is beyond belief that Catholics don’t notice how homo their church leaders are.    It’s like the parents at the emergency room, “Gee, doc we didn’t know our daughter was pregnant until that 9 lb baby just popped out.”  

I really don’t think that lesbians are this stupid.  Last night – this is true – we were at a priest’s house having dinner with his family (he isn’t Catholic) and some other friends.  Out of all of the men whom we have met in the 6 1/2 years since our son was born, who do you supposed offered last night to spend some alone “father figure”  time with our son?   This priest’s family is also friends with another family, headed by the queerest man on this Earth.  This friend of the priest spent a considerable amount of time explaining how “his wife’s jaw” dropped with she saw a handsome young teenager at school taking off his shirt. 

One Lesbo and Lovely Spouse – the two lesbians in the room – almost busted a gut trying to hold it in both after the fantastic offer of fatherly love from the priest and after this drooling description by the father’s “friend.” 

If it looks like dog crap, smells like dog crap, tastes like dog crap – you don’t need to see it fall out of the dog’s butt to know . . . IT IS DOG CRAP!

 

 The Pope in his red slippers with his “Private Secretary”

After the jump, the Pope’s Swish Guards.

Lesbian Drama – Courtenay Semel, Yahoo Spawn & Lost Sister to Alvin The Chipmunk, Licks Lindsay in Public

 

What a loser!  When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it.   It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way.   Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks.

COURTENAY SEMEL – NO MORE SECRET SAUCE FOR THAT DYKE!

Lindsay and Courtenay   Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila?  Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!

Courtenay - Now Dating Tila   American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star. Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson. “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. “But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.   Read more of the article and see more photos:

Short Answer to “Why she left the lesbian lifestyle?” . . .

butt ugly and can’t dance.

You know Jesus loves me too but he told me that he thinks we ought to see other people.