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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin – Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut

No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!

Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .

What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.

That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.

Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.

Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.

So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?

HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.

Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn't Vote?  The View of Two Lesbos

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn’t Vote? The View of Two Lesbos

Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.

We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.

Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.

Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.

Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.

Sarah Palin's Interview The Today Show - Watch Video

Sarah Palin’s Interview The Today Show – Watch Video

Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.

Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce - Video - Pass It On

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce – Video – Pass It On

Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.

Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.

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Connecticut Third State to Grant Marriage Equality!

Connecticut became the third state grant marriage equality today in a 4-3 decision by the state Supreme Court.

In an 85-page decision issued at 11:30 a.m., the court ruled that the state had “failed to establish adequate reason to justify the statutory ban on same sex marriage.”

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The Script Who's Nailin Paylin - Is Sarah Palin Gonna Love This? You Betcha!

By One Lesbo on October 09, 2008  |  Comments 0

The Script Who’s Nailin Paylin – Is Sarah Palin Gonna Love This? You Betcha!

Remember, we didn’t write it. The script straight from Larry Flynt and Hustler by Roger Krypton isn’t about Sarah Palin, Hilliary Clinton, Bill O’Reilly or Condoleezza Rice but it does have Serra, Hilly, Bill O’Rally and Condi. So sit back and enjoy – probably the only porno movie script that you’ll ever read – “Who’s Nailin Paylin?”

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By One Lesbo on October 09, 2008  |  Comments 0

Watch Video of John McCain’s Speech to “My Fellow Prisoners”

While discussing his plans for the economy during a speech McCain said, “Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners.” The speech was distributed earlier showing that he intended to say “citizens.” Is this the same as Obama talking about 57 states or is it something more?

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By One Lesbo on October 08, 2008  |  Comments 1

Who Is The Real John McCain? Five Myths About John McCain – Rolling Stone Answers the Question of How a Man Once So Honorable Can Do Such Dishonorable Things

Rolling Stone has a must-read on John McCain and there is a companion video below. It is truly fascinating and goes right to the question that many of us are asking, “How can a once horable man be doing such dishonorable things in this election?”

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By One Lesbo on October 07, 2008  |  Comments 0

Watch Miss Congeniality John McCain Refer to Senator Obama as “That One”

If you have a few seconds to devote to the McCain / Obama debate watch this. John McCain has turned into a nasty little old man.

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Reports That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Police Protection Because of “Biblical” Threats

Until we get it directly from the girl’s mouths, we’re always reluctant to believe it. Today it’s a claim that Lindsay has police protection because of threats received at 3 different LA addresses ranging from a promise to crucify her for her sinful life or “going Biblical” on her “ass.” Read more Lindsay and Sam news.

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Golden Girl Betty White Says Sarah Palin is “One Crazy Bitch”

Betty White was a hoot in her Late Late Show appearance. According to Betty John McCain likes to use carrier pigeons for communication, which was fine until Sarah Palin started shooting them down. Watch the video to see what else she said about Sarah Palin.

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FOX News Claims That Sarah Palin Has a Moustache & The Dow Falls

FOX News Claims That Sarah Palin Has a Moustache & The Dow Falls

Sorry, but we just don’t see it.  Sarah Palin looks great on the cover of Newsweek. We think that the girls at FOX news have been looking at too many Playboys and Hustlers where the women are all airbrushed.    So while the girls at FOX see a moustache on Sarah Palin, we just see a gorgeous […]

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McCain & Palin Taking Lowest Road to the Highest Office - Q Pulpit Let's It Fly

McCain & Palin Taking Lowest Road to the Highest Office – Q Pulpit Let’s It Fly

We don’t know who “Q Pulpit” is but he/she wins the prize for the most descriptive open letter to Republicans that we’ve ever seen. Here is a taste:

“Our country is at war (which, by the way, we didn’t need to be), our economy is a wreck (which, by the way, is your fault too), and we face a terrorist threat (which, by the way, the policies of your party have made worse). You Neo-cons, supply siders, and theological misfits put the country into the intensive care ward. And then, to put the cherry on top of your mountain of stupid, you nominate John McCain. Republicans, this is what happens when you spend to much time listening to the lunacy of Pat Robertson and falling asleep in science class.”

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What's Going On With Gay Blogger Mike Rogers & Blogactive.com?  Hoax or Have Police Invaded His Home?

What’s Going On With Gay Blogger Mike Rogers & Blogactive.com? Hoax or Have Police Invaded His Home?

I’m sure most have heard of Mike Rogers, a gay blogger who has gained notoriety for outing closeted Republican officials. He has a website http://blogactive.com

Well, there is some strange stuff over there tonight. I’ll just let you see what’s there and then we’ll all see what happens next. The police? Raids? Telephones? Swarm Theory? Read more and if you have information . . . let’s have it.

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Samantha & Lindsay - Girls, Drop the Lawsuit

Samantha & Lindsay – Girls, Drop the Lawsuit

Unless Samantha Ronson can prove that her attorney, Martin Garbus, told her that she had an open and shut case against Perez Hilton AND can prove that he knew all of the facts at the time he gave her the advice to sue Perez Hilton – – – Samantha does not have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a malpractice case against the legal weasel. Read the whole story.

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Video John McCain's Rage is a National Security Concern

Video John McCain’s Rage is a National Security Concern

During Tuesday’s debate, John McCain said we need “a cool hand at the tiller,” but McCain has proven to be a loose cannon. He has accosted his Congressional colleagues on both sides of the aisle on everything from the federal budget to diplomatic relations. He is known for hurling profanities rather than settling disagreements calmly. […]

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By The Way - McCain's Chief of Staff is Gay (homosexual)

By The Way – McCain’s Chief of Staff is Gay (homosexual)

We’re laughing. Right-wing crazy religious Republicans are fools. The party is FULL of homo men. Add another.

Guess the crazy nut job far right will start yapping about marriage again. Anytime another Republican falls out of the closet they try to cover by talking about marriage.

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