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Very little smut but lots of fun.

New Story – Lesbian Rubyfruits Stop Picking on Samantha Ronson

No million dollar coming out story for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.  

Haven’t seen Little Man since Friday so no time for blog.  Have to iron formal school uniform for him and have breakfast with him.

Reader X – you are my hero of the day.  Thanks so much for this post!  You can hear LIndsay Lohan talk of her relationship with Sam in this video.

After months of refusing to comment on the public speculation about their relationship, actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson finally publicly confirmed their relationship in a L.A. radio call-in show last night, in a short, casual exchange confirming that they’ve been together “a very long time.”

Lohan and Ronson called into the radio show Loveline last night to chat with DJ Ted Stryker about DJ AM’s recent survival of a plane crash that killed four other passengers.

In wrapping up the conversation, Stryker casually asked Lindsay on air, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” Lohan responded, “A long…a very long time.”

“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker added, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”

See a great write up about the Lindsay/Samantha relationship at

First, a reminder that my life is now in a totally different place, time and world.  Now I’m a soccer mom, settled down with a PTA mom, living the quiet white picket fence life and loving every second of it . . . for the most part. 

This post concerns events that happened during my bar dancing, girl jumping, fast driving, money slinging days that are long past.

I was dating three women at the same time:  Janie, Robin and Karen.   They were all straight and all now married . . . to men.   But that’s not really the story that I want to relate.  I want to talk about Robin.

I had first seen Robin when I was 17 and using a fake ID to get into sleezy little gay bars.   Back then you walked down a dark alley, found the door with the light over it and stood while some guy on the inside looked through the little hole to see if you looked queer enough to come in.   When you got inside there was a world of normal gays and lesbians and then there were many many freaks, most not gay of all shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of weirdness.    The music was good, your fake ID didn’t have to be perfect, and there were girls to dance with.  Of course, you did have to stand in a half inch of urine if you wanted to go to the restroom and the neighborhoods were not particularly safe. 

Anyway, on some Saturday nights – the goregous people would arrive.  Usually it would be a crowd of about 6.  2 or 3 gay men with 3 or 4 striaght women.  They would be dressed as if they just left the country club and were now hitting the real fun.  They were fantastic dancers and one looked like the most sexy, fun woman on the face of the Earth.  She always wore fun, brightly colored dresses that did all sorts of tricks as she danced.  And, she was a fantabulous dancer and cute and from what I could tell, very witty and well-liked but . . . straight and not material for the young lesbians.  She was with the pretty boys.  So, year after year I’d see her.

Skip a few years.  I went through college and law school and the first few years as an attorney.  Then – then I was back.  I was back in the same gay bars, looking at the same people.   But there had been a huge change.   I’d usually come in after going to the country club and sometimes would have a nice looking gay guy with me.  I don’t think I even realized it but . . . I had become . . . one of them. 

So one night, after dinner and dancing at the country club, there I was when “she” came in.  She was looking just as sexy and fun as I had remembered.

I found out a lot about her that night.  Her name was Robin.  She only liked to date black men because that’s who she was attracted to.   I was the attorney for her employer and she had never even kissed another women.  

The next morning as I was leaving her house in the quiet little neighborhood, with hose and heels tucked under my arm, I was amazed.  After all of those years . . . I had just had sex with Robin.  And she really was all that and more. 

As our “dating” progressed, Robin didn’t really like the fact that I was dating other women, once telling me that the only thing different about me and the black men she’d dated was that I owned my own car.   So we had some rough spots but the day that I knew we had come to our end was the day I opened her frig and saw the watermelon and 2 half-eaten KFC snack boxes.   Yes, I had been replaced.

You can’t make this shit up.


We don’t usually just steal the material from other blogs. But . . . this item is so short that to restate it seems stupid & no time today to dig up more info or photos so here is the proof of our crime directly from

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What a loser!  When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it.   It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way.   Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks.


Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Rumors Resurface

Lindsay and Courtenay


Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila?  Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!



Courtenay - Now Dating Tila


American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star.

Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson.

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal.

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.

“But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.


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Okay – so here I’ve been saying crap about Sam’s lack of style.   Also here

Next thing you know, I’m having sex dreams about Lindsay.  

No wonder – check out this video.  She really is sexy & hot and here is the proof. But Lindsay, stop with the bright pink lipstick that you’ve been wearing lately.  It would really clash with the color of my pillow cases.

There was a time when One Lesbo and Lovely Spouse looked this happy.  Enjoy!

Surprisingly, none of my many lurking readers poured out their inner most thoughts on the vaginal photoplethysmograph, known here as the “pookieograph.”

So, my work has taken me deep into the world of the sexual researcher.

While I had visions of clips on —- s, my research revealed that the pookieograph is a “probe” the size and shape of a tampon that contains an LED light and a light detector. When a woman is sexually aroused, blood rushes to the walls of her pookie and they become darker.  So, darker pookie walls reflect more light back to the light detector.  

Apparently there is also a “A New Instrument for Assessing Genital Hemodynamic Changes in Women.”   It’s called the labial photoplethysmograph.   We’ll save that for some other time.  Okay?

Mary Roach is a sex researcher who has written a book, Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex.  Roach refers to the pookieograph as “Cinderella’s tampon,” described as an LED and some wiring encased in a round-tipped, bullet-shaped piece of clear acrylic with computer cables dangling.    Mary has tried the pookieograph and reports that she felt as if a bike chain/lock was flowing from her loins.  

Just Hang Around Here Until I Get You Home

Just Hang Around Here Until I Get You Home

Roach has also written on the love lives of Danish hog farmers, the best of whom can bring their hogs to orgasim after insemination.   PS – This is why you should refrain from the dating of farm breeding technitions.
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My research also revealed that women are more easily distracted during sex.   Alfred Kinsey*  wrote in his 1953 book Sexual Behavior in the Human Female , “Cheese crumbs spread in front of a copulating pair of rats may distract the female, but not the male.” 
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Sounds as if we need to keep our sheets free of crumbs. 

A crumb for further thought . . .

“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
—Rodney Dangerfield

butt ugly and can’t dance.

You know Jesus loves me too but he told me that he thinks we ought to see other people.