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Well ol Joe Biden better hope that Sarah Palin doesn’t show up with her flute.   Simply, the woman can play the flute.  On the other hand, playing the flute during a debate might make her more of a windbag than Biden.    We love you Joe. 

Governor Sarah Palin is an accomplished flautist apparently.  In this clip from the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant Talent Competition you can watch Sarah Heath Palin as she performs “The Homecoming” as written by Nathan Hardy.  

Actually, I’m surprised that she wasn’t a drummer – goes better with the basektball, fishing, hunting, skinning, baseball cap loving girl we are all growing so found of.  On the other hand, I’m a big basketball playing lesbo and guess what?   I played the flute.   

It’s so vile that 2 Lesbos Goin At It won’t even print it.   Margaret Cho’s blog is . . . well, I’m shaking my head . . . and smiling . . . I think.

Here is part of it and you’ll have to go to Margaret’s blog to read the rest of the lesbian “love” letter to Sarah Palin.

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with ——- her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna  – – -multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna – – – — – – – ” kind of ——- with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs –  – – – – – – – – – style!

YIKES!  Read the rest by going here:  http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/2008/09/18/i-want-to-steam-up-those-glasses.html

A Circuit Court Judge in Florida has ruled that an openly gay man can adopt a boy with special needs he has been fostering for the past seven years.

The state is currently the only state in the US that explicitly bans gay people from adopting.  

The judge said that as the 31-year-old law singles out a group for exclusion it is “unconstitutional,” reported the Miami Herald.

Mississippi and Michigan have explicit policies banning same-sex couples from adopting, while the legal situation is unclear in many other states.

Single gay or lesbian people and same-sex couples are banned from adopting in Florida.

There are no specific restrictions on single gays adopting in any other state. Arkansas will vote on a ban in November.

Monroe County Circuit Judge David J. Audlin Jr. said the Florida law forbidding gay people from adopting children is contrary to the state Constitution because it singles out a group for punishment.

His ruling also calls the law “contrary to every child welfare principle.”

Miami attorney Alan Mishael, who represents the boy’s guardian, said the ruling is less about public policy than the welfare of a former foster child who wants a father of his own.

“This is a case about a young man who already had a permanent guardian but wanted to have a father,” Mishael told the Miami Herald. “That’s what the case is about. That’s all it’s about.”

Audlin appointed the foster father as guardian for the boy in 2006. At a recent hearing, the boy testified he wanted the man to be his ”forever father” — like all the other kids had — ”because I love him,” the order says.

A home study by a social worker ”highly” recommended the guardian and his partner be allowed to adopt the boy, saying the two men provided a ”loving and nurturing home,” provided ”fair and consistent” discipline and are financially secure, the order says.

The Republican nominee for President of the United States declared his opposition to gay adoption in an interview in The New York Times last month.

Senator John McCain said:

“I think that we’ve proven that both parents are important in the success of a family so, no, I don’t believe in gay adoption.”

Democratic party nominee Barack Obama has pledged to work towards the elimination of discrimination against LGBT families if elected.

Source: Circuit Court rules against Florida’s ban on gay adoptions | Miami Herald

Actually, Palin and the Republicans are gunning for votes – votes from girls.  And, I’m starting to see some signs that even with her lack of experience, some serious women find her at a minimum intriguing.  Well, let me correct that.  There is one lesbian (and aren’t all lesbians serious) who likes the looks of Sarah.   However, this update:  Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law isn’t sure that she’ll even vote for McCain/Palin.   Now that looks bad – really bad.  My mother-in-law would vote for me and I’m a lesbian . . . and she’s a strict Catholic.  [SEE THE COMMENTS BELOW.   FAYE PALIN NOW SAYS THAT SHE IS VOTING FOR SARAH]

“We may be seeing the first woman president. As a Democrat, I am reeling,” said Camille Paglia, the cultural critic. “That was the best political speech I have ever seen delivered by an American woman politician. Palin is as tough as nails.”

Translation, “I am seeing one hot piece of ass.   I could be the lesbian Monica.  As a lesbian, the hair on my arms is standing as would be my penis if God hadn’t friggin screwed up and failed to give me one.  I have never been turned on by women politicians because they are usually boring, ugly and have fat ankles.  Palin’s nails would feel great digging into my ass.”

So if Sarah Polin can make the dyke Camille Paglia happy, maybe we will be seeing President Sarah before we know it.   On the other hand, I suspect that Camille Paglia is much like One Lesbo and she probably wants to “tap Sarah” for a different position. 

 

ONE LESBO’S THOUGHTS ON THE POSITIONS OF PALIN – THE NAUGHTY LIBRARIAN

1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power.   Of course, the idea of that naughty librarian abusing power gets me more than a little excited about McCain’s VP. 

2) She strongly supports big oil which isn’t surprising since her husband works for BP; and supporting companies that provide lots of jobs is not necessarily a bad thing.  Although record profits coupled with soaring gas prices make the choice of a big OIL company a little less than appealing to me.   Also, this sounds like a little too much Bush for me; and when a lesbian thinks there is too much Bush, obviously this is a concern.

3) Some say she believes that creationism should be taught in public schools.  I don’t think that this is her position.  While I’m thinking of other positions for Sarah, let’s remind readers that we addressed this issue yesterday and her position seems moderate.  

4) Her abortion view is extreme but more reasonable than some moderate views.  “She doesn’t make exception for rape and incest, only for health of the mother,” according to her former campaign spokesman.    In my opinion, if you really believe that a fetus is a child, this is the correct position.  Of course, to promote the Palin stance you also have to believe that no one else is entitled to their own opinion on the status of a fetus. 

5) She has no federal or international experience. There is no evidence that she’s ever been outside of the US. Prior to being governor (for less than two years) she was only the mayor of a small Alaskan town.   To me this is a killer.   John McCain is next to dead and his mind is fading fast.   While Obama is not that experienced, he is presidential and he picked Joe Biden as his VP.  

6) She believes global warming is a farce and Sarah Palin sued the federal government over listing polar bears as a threatened species, some say because it could restrict the oil industry that fills her pockets. This is the same reason she wants to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil drilling. Read Palin’s op-ed piece here.    I can’t support this but it proves that she knows that there is a federal government and she knows how to sue the United States.

7) She stands for everything that Hillary Clinton stood against and I could care less.

8  She supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and anywhere else big oil wants.  Again, this is short-sighted and stupid.  I can’t support this.

9) She supports Pebble Mine which will destroy the richest salmon run in the world.   I don’t know enough about this but it sounds very extreme as do her other views on the environment.

10) She supports aerial shooting of bears and wolves in Alaska.  Again, I don’t know much about this but it just makes me think “yuck.”

11) She has been described as “pro-war.”  I don’t think that’s true.  In fact, what I’ve read would suggest that she’s not really “kept up with” what’s going on outside of the US and simply trusts the president to take care of it.   Obviously, this is much worse than being “pro-war.”

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