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Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building.  I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!”   Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!

This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.”   Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”

More about that later.

So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?

In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something.  And so I did – the coat.  I look so cute in it.  I would even date me and I’m damn picky.

The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.”  Really?  I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after.   Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.

Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK!  Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan for Sarah Palin – Palin & Ronson to Marry in Connecticut

No picture on this one. None. READ THE WORDS!

Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .

What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.

That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.

Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.

Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.

So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?

HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.

Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn't Vote?  The View of Two Lesbos

Lesbian Love for Keith Olbermann . . . But He Doesn’t Vote? The View of Two Lesbos

Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.

We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.

Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.

Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.

Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.

Sarah Palin's Interview The Today Show - Watch Video

Sarah Palin’s Interview The Today Show – Watch Video

Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.

Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce - Video - Pass It On

Prohibit Heterosexual Divorce – Video – Pass It On

Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.

Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.

Two Lesbos Goin At It

Okay, so we don’t know how to make a graceful exist to our new site Two Lesbos Goin At It.  We’re addicted to the crazy wild traffic at our old WordPress.com home.   But life goes on.

Jump (or skip if you’re a gay fan) on over to our new site and read about Pink experimenting with lesbians, John Mcain’s flashback to prison camp & more.  Gee if we could just get Pink singing to kissing lesbians in John McCain’s prison camp . . . we might get all of our traffic back!

Hey, and you can now suscribe!

This is a long post.  I hope that you will read it.  I’ve finally come to terms with who John McCain is and who John McCain has always been.   And tell me, who are today’s men of integrity in the leadership of the Republican party?   Other than Senator Chuck Hagel from Nebraska, I honestly can’t think of one.  

So actually, it’s not just the Christian right catching on, I’m beginning to catch on too.  I have been shaking my head thinking that this isn’t the John McCain I had admired for years.  Well, maybe John McCain was never the man made by the media.   Reality has slapped me in the face seeing how easily we (including me) can be manipulated into accepting the media’s version of a politician’s history.

John McCain first came to Congress in 1982, not long after my father died.  My father was a hardcore Republican, retired from the Army after 32 years and one of the best fathers ever.  He was honest, hard-working, believed in the American system, made us watch all presidential annoucements (sit still, be quiet, and listen “the president is on”), helped out the neighbors, took time for his kids and he loved my mother dearly.   So I always thought that John McCain was like my dad.  Although I’m a hardcore Democrat – I always thought that if only a guy like McCain would head the Republican ticket . . . maybe . . . ?

My dad loved Barry Goldwater.  Another man that I imagined to be like my father.   You see my father – although a good man was also a bigot.   He had no time for silly topics like homosexuals or civil rights.  People basically needed to fall in line according to his way of thinking.   However, good Republican men like Barry Goldwater provided objective evidence that a good man like my father would also change his bigoted opinions as he gained more facts.   Unfortunately my father died in 1981.   He never said that it was “OK” that I’m a lesbian but before his death I could feel and see the flicker of understanding that was starting to grow.

The photo is is of Sen. Barry Goldwater, on the right, as he poses with his running mate William Miller at the 1964 Republican National Convention in San Francisco.  I was 5 years old.  Miller was one of the prosecuters at the Nuremberg trials. Miller is the only practicing Catholic to have been nominated for national office by the Republican Party.  Mabye McCain picked Sarah Palin because she was baptized a Catholic?  And we thought it was her gender. 

By the mid-1980’s Republican men like Barry Goldwater were getting fed up with the increasing influence of the crazed far-right Christians on the Republican party.   You see my father didn’t have much use for them either.  

Anyway, Goldwater eventually became an outspoken defender of gay rightsSo even though my father didn’t live to make that change – I know that he would have because of men like Barry Goldwater and John McCain.

I’ve been a little shaken by the extreme nature of John McCain’s campaign.  Obviously the man is desperate to be president and that’s why he endangered the country by picking Sarah Palin as his running mate; but in my experience men like Barry Goldwater and my father would have never lowered themselves to this level.

However, when reading a post that I wrote back on September 16 and reading the Times gambling investigation I realized that John McCain was NEVER like Barry Goldwater or my father.  

John McCain has always been a cocky, shoot from the hip, gambling, womanizing, self-centered, power-hungry Republican.  

Today the papers are full of the stories about John McCain’s history of gambling (up to 14 hours a day at times) and his history of working with the casino lobbyists.   Here are a couple of quotes from one of the articles:

“We’ve known for a while of John McCain’s childhood connection to the region, where he lived for a short period when his father was serving a stint here as a Navy submarine commander. But it wasn’t until the results of a New York Times investigation were published earlier this week that we learned the extent of McCain’s involvement with another mainstay of eastern Connecticut culture, our casinos.”

“Of course more troubling than the disclosures in The Times story this week of McCain’s gambling in a Connecticut casino was the suggestion that he used his position as chairman of the Indian Affairs Committee to help lobbyists working to stop a third tribal casino in Connecticut.”

Now the big question is will McCain’s gambling ties hurt him with the Christian right-wingers.  In fact, check out this article from a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) blog which describes the new Democratic National Committee’s ad featuring McCain’s gambling.    It’s written by David Brody of The Brody File.  Here is how the article ends:

“The DNC knows that McCain’s so called penchant for gambling can hurt him among some social conservatives. It may not play well with other strongly religious voters as well. Indeed, the last thing McCain needs is another problem with the Evangelical base. In this case, the gambling issue could most likely trump the lobbyist issue. I mean it’s not like he’s playing the lottery or bingo or a quick 25 cents slot machine. This is high stakes gambling we’re talking about. Then you throw in the lobbyist angle and you have a dangerous credibility issue. Will voters buy it and will it stick? Does this bother you?”

Here is the DNC video.  A link was provided in the Christian Broadcast Network blog entry:

 

What follows is my post from September 16, 2008.   Let’s just hope that the Christian Right is also waking up to the man we’ve all called an American hero. 

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“Suppose Barack Obama had dumped a crippled wife and married a beer heiress one month after the divorce.  Don’t you think he wouldn’t have been tripped up by such a scandalous past?  The Republicans would have had a field day mocking his character. But John McCain’s tawdry personal history is rarely mentioned.”

Quote From CHICAGO SUN-TIMES COLUMN SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 by Mary Mitchell/Sun-Times

John McCain with the family he left

Actually, from the dates that I’ve seen, McCain obtained a marriage license to marry Cindy before the divorce was final . . . heaven forbid we talk about that with the family values crowd.

McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980.   McCain obtained an Arizona marriage license with Cindy on March 6, 1980, while still legally married to his first wife.  The divorce was granted April 2, 1980, and he wed Cindy “My Outfit Cost $300,000” Hensley in a private ceremony on May 17, 1980.

Friends of the McCains such as Nancy and Ronald Reagan were not happy with what John McCain did to his first wife.  Cleary the Reagans had good reason to feel this way.

Here is what John McCain’s been quoted as saying about meeting Cindy.

She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening’s end, I was in love.”

But he WAS MARRIED with small children at home at the time of this romantic encounter.  Shorter version of story:   I was a dirty old man (as I still am) husband and father.  One night I got really horny when I saw this girl almost young enough to be my daughter.  So I immediately asked her to go to a hotel with me.  I thought it was the usual one night stand but when I found out she was rich I decided to dump my wife and kids.

I also don’t get why no one speaks of Cindy McCain’s history as a drug addict stealing from a medical charity.   The woman is RICH and well-connected.   She didn’t have to steal.   The fact that she’s a recovering addict really is no big deal – I mean Sarah Palin’s teenage son is apparently a recovering addict – in the scheme of things. 

BUT CINDY MCCAIN IS A RICH THIEF STEALING FROM A CHARITY. 

Some say that Democrats should not talk about Cindy McCain’s history of drug addiction.   Fine.  Can we talk about having the first admitted thief as First Lady?  

My in-laws go on and on with their FOX News induced claim that Michelle Obama doesn’t love America.

Yet, we know very little about the made-up tranny mess Cindy McCain and her history of drug addiction and stealing from A MEDICAL CHARITY!  In fact, I’m not sure that the in-laws even know about Cindy McCain’s past. 

Guess it all comes down to this . . . if you’re the party of family values you can head your ticket with a guy who left his crippled wife for a trophy millionare tranny mess (also a thieving drug addict) and then top off your ticket with the mother of not only a pregnant teenage daughter but of a recovering addict teenage son . . . and your family values crowd won’t even notice  . . .  

Hey, but if you’re a politician who supports a family like mine (2 moms and a boy) .  .  .  the “family values” folks won’t be able to vote for you.   

All I can say is that McCain and Palin are the best advertisement yet for some form of government other than representational democracy.    

Are Civics/Government classes mandatory in any state’s public educational system?

Mrs. John McCain
Mrs. John McCain.  Hard working mother dumped for rich girl 17 years younger than John McCain.

John McCain and His Blonde Rich Young Trophy Wife

UPDATE SEPTEMBER 24, 2008 FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER (YEP, IT’S HANSON), AFTER THE JUMP:  In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s secret lover  

First, please note from the screen shot in our last post that former business partner Scott Richter is the individual filing a motion to have his divorce records sealed.   Ah, but there’s more .  .  .

Second, we just had a comment from an individual in Palmer, Alaska who brings up some legit points and so I’ll share it in the main post by way of this update:

Business ended because after 3 years of no snow brad and todd decided to get out of the snowmachine bidness. there was no affair and the palins and hansons continue to be friends and business partners to this day.
I’m learning, as our little guv glows in the spotlight,that everything that comes to the national media is probably b.s. the old saying don’t believe anything you hear is absolutely true.

Comment by brvak | September 8, 2008 <!– @ 3:16 am –>| Edit

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The Sarah Palin, VP Barbie, soap opera is getting better than the Jerry Springer show.  Let’s hope that it doen’t end like the episode of the show entitled “Secret Mistresses Confronted”.  Hours after the show was broadcast on July 24, 2000, Ms. Campbell-Panitz was found dead in a home that the three Springer guests were fighting over.

We’re trying to verify information and so will update shortly but here is our newest cast member:  Brad Hanson from the City of Palmer, Alaska

So far I have been able to resist any and all potential lesbian remarks related to his facial hair; however, keep in mind that Sarah was a point guard, loves to shoot guns, and has been photographed many times wearing both a baseball cap and do-rag.

Note to reporters: The City of Palmer currently has 2 job openings:

(1) Maintenance
Deadline:Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 5:00 PM

(2) Public Works Director
Deadline:Friday, September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Photo of Hanson and more after the jump.

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UPDATE – SATURDAY 09/06/2007

Scott Richter divorce file shows NOTHING to suggest an affair.   See our updated posts today.

SCOTT RICHTER’S MOTION TO MAKE DIVORCE FILE CONFIDENTIAL – DENIED

Oh, what could be in Todd Palin’s former business partner’s divorce file that is so important all of a sudden?  Calling Sarah Palin  Calling Sarah Palin The National Enquirer is on the line for you.  John Edwards says, “Don’t take the call.”

Question:  Is Scott Richter concerned about the information getting out to the public or did Scott Richter sell his exclusive story to The National Enquirer and part of the deal was that he’d have to get the records sealed? 

On the other hand, Karl Rove is lurking in the background.  Could it all be a wild goose chase that will turn up nothing?   Imagine the spin . . . now Obama and the liberal media/blogs are harassing this poor guy just because he had a friendship with the Palins . . . The plot thickens . . .

Here is the link:

http://www.courtrecords.alaska.gov/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.docket_lst?68762762

2 Lesbos Goin At It – Visit us early and often

Okay – so my mom was never very good at math so I’m not surprised that she didn’t warn me.  Now, about 10 years too late, I get this email from a friend:

 
 
  
 
Subject:  Leasing versus Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got  sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.  
This is Heather. 
 

 
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s (former Governor of New York) call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!  
This is Kristen.  

 
Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, plays all requests,  no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.



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“WND – A Free Press for a Free People” 

You know about World Net Daily, right?  The Internet “news” site that is also known as “WND – World Nuts’ Daily.”

If you’ve never heard of the site, let’s just say that WND is tilted toward the right wing, evangelical, crazy-conservative view of news and world events. 

Well, finally WND is catching on to the real lives of lesbian couples.  Yes, it’s true.  It really is.

A few weeks ago I described my relationship in a post titled “We’re Not Lesbians We’re A Straight Married Couple.”  And now, WND has an article on the same subject titled “Lesbian Child Custoday Battles and Heterosexual Divorce,” pointing out that when it comes to breaking up – our relationships look a lot like their relationships.  Yes, Virginia, these creatures seem to have the same traits as real humans!

While the WND article tries to make the point, “see – told you it wasn’t the man’s fault when parents act like asses during a divorce;”  the article actually makes a much more important point.  If us lesbians act like married people and have children just liked married people – it looks like a marriage, walks like a marriage – the law should allow lesbians to get friggin married. 

However, the HUGE point is this.   What do married people do when they break up?  They act like asses.  What is one of the worst things that can happen during these situations?  The children get used as weapons.  How does society keep some order to this mess and how do we protect the children?  We have laws and a judicial system to help these families come together and for parents to go their own way.   And, we know that even with this judicial system in place for heterosexual families  – people still find a way to hurt each other and children. 

Now, why on Earth is society (especially the children described in the WND article) in a better place by giving lesbians a who-knows-anything-goes system?  In most states, there is no way for a family with lesbian parents to legally connect nor a system for them to divide their belongings and decide on child custody, visitation or child support.   I mean – really, couldn’t state laws at least incorporate a cage match into the system to give us some boundaries? 

Hello WND – your common sense is showing. 

Kane in a steel cage match.JPG

By way of the Burlington Free Press we learn of the lives of Laureen and Shari.    Read the story in the newspaper

Laureen Wells-Weiss and Shari Weiss, both residents of New York, ran off and got hitched in Canada.  Apparently, Shari is a conservative Christian Republican – she loves marriage so much that she has one every chance she gets – because she ran off and got hitched again, this time by way of a civil union in Stowe, Vermont and oh . . . oops . . . she was unionized and civilized with someone other than lovely Laureen and . . . oops . . . she didn’t get the Canada marriage dissolved prior to the new and improved civil union in Vermont.

Laureen Wells-Weiss, Victim Bigamist Lesbo

Laureen Wells-Weiss, The Victim of a Bigamist Lesbo

How did it all begin?  Laureen and Shari met in Ithaca, N.Y., in the 1990s.  They were married in Toronto on Aug. 13, 2004.  However, the love didn’t last despite the matching tattoos and adjoining burial plots.  Guess the “until death do we part” was not gonna stop this love.

So instead of death, they were parted by the usual.  Just after Christmas in 2006, Shari broke it off and rocked in the New Year with “the other woman,” Randi Wilbur.    (Please Shari – don’t change your last name to Wilbur – I have to always say it just like Mr. Ed, the talking horse.)

Shari, having a fondness for ceremonies and life-long commitment, entered into a civil union with Randi on June 23, 2007.   Reportedly, they only share first names ending in “i.” 

Laureen now wants Shari arrested for bigamy in Vermont and she wants a divorce in New York complete with all the financial trimmings. 

A good liberal lawyer in Vermont, Beth Robinson, firmly states, “People have a range of understandings about these things, and until we have court decisions, nobody’s right and nobody’s wrong.”

Well, that settles it!

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Just found this post by Laureen in March of 2008.  (more…)

Over at Crystal Air Productions there is a great satire bit on Lindsay and Samantha
 
Lesbians To Lindsay: Thanks, But No Thanks

NEW YORK (CAP) – Much has been made in the tabloids of celebrity party girl Lindsay Lohan’s alleged romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, 30. But several prominent gay organizations are asking that, for the sake of lesbians, women and the world in general, she go back to being straight, and quickly.

“Frankly, this is the last thing we need,” said Berta Friedrich, director of communications and marketing for the National Gay Task Force, Lesbian Division. “It’s been five years and we’ve only just barely recovered from the whole Britney-Madonna kiss thing.”

You can read the rest here: 

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Jodie Foster has never been the subject of a gay movement asking her to go straight but maybe that’s because unlike the brave Lindsay, Foster played straight until she was way long in the tooth.

Yes, she waited until just before she dumped her long-time spouse to make that one tiny reference at a public event.   In December of 2007, after 15 years and two kids together, Foster finally made reference to her own lovely spouse.  Then less than 5 months later – Jodie dumped Cydney for a younger woman

Jodie and Lindsay were both very prominent child actors for Disney.  One has been respected and one is continually slapped around.  Right now, our respect goes to Lindsay.    Although we agree with Jodie that Lindsay’s momma has some ‘splainin to do and who knows where that freaky parenting may eventually leave Lindsay. 

We do see that a Sam and Lindsey Support Center has been established to help the young couple (oops wrong Sam and Lindsey – hey, but it’s a good idea).

Freaky Friday (1976)/Freaky Friday (2003) (REGION 1) (NTSC)

The Advocate also has a recent article about the media’s handling of the latest public Lesbo Duo, here’s part:

Sheila McClear of Gawker.com argued in a post last month (“Why Lindsay Lohan Is a Gay Hero”) that Lohan’s casual openness is revolutionary because it treats her same-sex relationship the same as her straight ones. She writes: “Here’s what’s cool: Lohan has been entirely matter-of-fact about the whole affair. She’s continued to appear in public with her rumored lover. There has been no moaning from her about private-life intrusion from the media, and no cries from her cougar mom to `Leave Lindsay ALONE!’ ”