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Fantastic new photo of Rachel – you have to see it.
Rachel Maddow is a clear winner out of the 2008 Presidential election. Actually, not only is she a winner but she brings a huge win to all lesbians with her fantabulous and increasingly popular MSNBC news show.
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So one of the main reasons that we’ve gotton off track in keeping fresh articles on Two Lesbos Goin At It is . . . Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. We simply can’t stand to hear stories about them, watch the clips of them, read the news about them . . .
Girls, you are getting us close to . . . no . . . past . . . the Sarah Palin cringe factor.
You are off the scale on the cringe meter. You need to step out of the bright lights and think about this whole thing. Each of you . . . would you rather fight every fight and win every battle or would you rather be happy? Get a grip. We’re all pulling for you but you need some private time.
. . . ratings.
Our favorite photo of Rachel is the big smile, cute one in the pink shirt with the Haynes showing underneath, shirt half in / half out, where she’s sitting by her best friend – the arm dressed in green and orange. Really, she is one of those butch girls that would be a do over . . . again and again. Very hot in that photo. See photos below.
Having a distinct bias toward lesbians in heels, we have ignored very cute (actually quite handsome) lesbian Brainiac Rachael Maddow. But Rachael can be denied no more.
When a lesbian licks Nancy Grace on television . . . well, what can you say that people aren’t already thinking?
We could have said that Rachel licked Larry King . . . Lou Dobs . . . Hardball? All true but the visual just isn’t there for us.
Here are the numbers from Tuesday night:
HANNITY/COLMES 3,136,000
O’REILLY 3,060,000
GRETA 2,908,000
HUME 1,977,000
COOPER 1,828,000
RACHEL MADDOW 1,801,000
SHEP SMITH 1,724,000
KING 1,710,000
OLBERMANN 1,635,000
GRACE 1,166,000
DOBBS 1,156,000
HARDBALL 821,000
UPDATE: Some very “smart” MSNBC viewers have apparently been writing to Rachel to let her know that she’s . . . oh my . . . gay!
Our lesbian champion’s new show has been on the air for about a month and – not surprisinly – she’s topping them all.
And for all of you Repblican housewives with closeted limp-wristed husbands, sorry to tell you but you will not be able to butch up your life with Rachel. Rachel has been happily partnered with artist Susan Mikula since 1999. How’s that ball and chain fitting about now Rachel?
By the way, we did a post a few weeks back about lesbian make-up and hair. Rachel will be added to the list; although I’d bet that most of the lonely Republican housewives like Rachel in the “before” state. Damn, if we were into butch girls . . . Susan we’d be after your hot wifey.
Bonus information: Rachel is an admitted bad dancer which again would make her a perfect partner for a straight Republican women.
Rachel and Susan
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That’s right – go to Two Lesbos Goin At to read the actual script from the film “Who’s Nailin Paylin.” Yes – you read it right. And you thought porn movies are made without scripts, didn’t you?
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Actually, Palin and the Republicans are gunning for votes – votes from girls. And, I’m starting to see some signs that even with her lack of experience, some serious women find her at a minimum intriguing. Well, let me correct that. There is one lesbian (and aren’t all lesbians serious) who likes the looks of Sarah. However, this update: Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law isn’t sure that she’ll even vote for McCain/Palin. Now that looks bad – really bad. My mother-in-law would vote for me and I’m a lesbian . . . and she’s a strict Catholic. [SEE THE COMMENTS BELOW. FAYE PALIN NOW SAYS THAT SHE IS VOTING FOR SARAH]
“We may be seeing the first woman president. As a Democrat, I am reeling,” said Camille Paglia, the cultural critic. “That was the best political speech I have ever seen delivered by an American woman politician. Palin is as tough as nails.”
Translation, “I am seeing one hot piece of ass. I could be the lesbian Monica. As a lesbian, the hair on my arms is standing as would be my penis if God hadn’t friggin screwed up and failed to give me one. I have never been turned on by women politicians because they are usually boring, ugly and have fat ankles. Palin’s nails would feel great digging into my ass.”
So if Sarah Polin can make the dyke Camille Paglia happy, maybe we will be seeing President Sarah before we know it. On the other hand, I suspect that Camille Paglia is much like One Lesbo and she probably wants to “tap Sarah” for a different position.
ONE LESBO’S THOUGHTS ON THE POSITIONS OF PALIN – THE NAUGHTY LIBRARIAN
1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power. Of course, the idea of that naughty librarian abusing power gets me more than a little excited about McCain’s VP.
2) She strongly supports big oil which isn’t surprising since her husband works for BP; and supporting companies that provide lots of jobs is not necessarily a bad thing. Although record profits coupled with soaring gas prices make the choice of a big OIL company a little less than appealing to me. Also, this sounds like a little too much Bush for me; and when a lesbian thinks there is too much Bush, obviously this is a concern.
3) Some say she believes that creationism should be taught in public schools. I don’t think that this is her position. While I’m thinking of other positions for Sarah, let’s remind readers that we addressed this issue yesterday and her position seems moderate.
4) Her abortion view is extreme but more reasonable than some moderate views. “She doesn’t make exception for rape and incest, only for health of the mother,” according to her former campaign spokesman. In my opinion, if you really believe that a fetus is a child, this is the correct position. Of course, to promote the Palin stance you also have to believe that no one else is entitled to their own opinion on the status of a fetus.
5) She has no federal or international experience. There is no evidence that she’s ever been outside of the US. Prior to being governor (for less than two years) she was only the mayor of a small Alaskan town. To me this is a killer. John McCain is next to dead and his mind is fading fast. While Obama is not that experienced, he is presidential and he picked Joe Biden as his VP.
6) She believes global warming is a farce and Sarah Palin sued the federal government over listing polar bears as a threatened species, some say because it could restrict the oil industry that fills her pockets. This is the same reason she wants to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil drilling. Read Palin’s op-ed piece here. I can’t support this but it proves that she knows that there is a federal government and she knows how to sue the United States.
7) She stands for everything that Hillary Clinton stood against and I could care less.
8 She supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and anywhere else big oil wants. Again, this is short-sighted and stupid. I can’t support this.
9) She supports Pebble Mine which will destroy the richest salmon run in the world. I don’t know enough about this but it sounds very extreme as do her other views on the environment.
10) She supports aerial shooting of bears and wolves in Alaska. Again, I don’t know much about this but it just makes me think “yuck.”
11) She has been described as “pro-war.” I don’t think that’s true. In fact, what I’ve read would suggest that she’s not really “kept up with” what’s going on outside of the US and simply trusts the president to take care of it. Obviously, this is much worse than being “pro-war.”
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Meet Our New Vice President
We’re hearing that John McCain’s pick for his Vice President is Annie Oakley, gun toting, Alaska governor, beauty queen, point guard, mother and so much more . . . Sarah Palin.
We’ll keep you updated and will continue to look for more lesbo lovin photos like the photos after the jump. I mean really McCain, you shouldn’t have; a girl who loves her fish, wears do-rags, baseball caps and plays basketball. For an old guy, you really know how to make lesbians happy 🙂 Thanks Pops!
Check out the photos after the jump. PS – I would NEVER vote for her or John McCain . . . but she is darn cute.
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After the jump, more photos.
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We recommended a new stylist, suggesting some potential looks, and . . . wow . . . Samantha looks fantabulous. I don’t know of any lesbian couple who looks more in love than these two.
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See some “before” photos after the jump
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Yes – Marriage Does Matter . . .
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http://www.family.org/socialissues/A000000440.cfm
According to James Dobson, Focus on the Family, and others of such ilk, homosexuality is a very bad thing because homosexuals have:
Hey! Guess what! Good news! Focus on the Family also shows us how to turn that around. Lesbians, lebos, dykes, gay men . . . we all need to get married:
Married people are happier than unmarried ones of the same age, not only in the United States, but in at least seventeen other countries where similar inquiries have been made. And there seems to be good reasons for that happiness. People who are married not only have higher incomes and enjoy greater emotional support, they tend to be healthier. Married people live longer than unmarried ones, not only in the United States but abroad.
Focus also says that single men are more than three times as likely to die of cirrhosis of the liver. Additionally, unmarried people spend twice as much time as patients in hospitals as their married peers and have lower activity levels.
“Virtually every study of mortality and marital status shows the unmarried of both sexes have higher death rates, whether by accident, disease, or self-inflicted wounds, and this is found in every country that maintains accurate health statistics.”
“One of the most consistent findings in psychiatric epidemiology is that married persons enjoy better health than the unmarried. Researchers have consistently found the highest rates of mental disorder among the divorced and separated, the lowest rates among the married and intermediate rates among the single and widowed. They also found that a cohabiting partner could not replicate these benefits of marriage.”
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Damn, I totally agree! Not only should we let homosexuals marry – we should require them to get married!
Isn’t it weird? Not only do the effeminate Pillsbury Doughboys over at Focus on the Family want to prohibit homosexuals from having the benefits of marriage, these folks actually have the balls to suggest that we’re bad people because we want to settle down and get married.
Nothin Says Lovin Like Puttin a Little Divot in a Bigot
Dr. Pop “N” Fresh Dobson – thanks for all of the great arguments to support marriage as the cure for the homosexual problems that you have identified.
The Government Should Not Support Anything That Would Help Homosexuals Live Longer, Healthier, Happier Lives - My God, We're a Christian Nation!
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