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CLICK HERE > Bisexual Twin Sisters Strap on Their Sex Shooters For A Shot At One Love – We’ll Miss You Tila

They let Tila take several shots at love but looks like her hunting days are over and now we’ll be forced to watch sexy bisexual girly twin sexters as they strap on their sex shooters taking aim at guys and lesbians.

In fact, let us force you to “Read More” where you’ll find more photos and a video of the sister act.

To all those flakes who claim that lesbians and/or gays are up in arms because Lindsay isn’t “really” gay and/or because Samantha won’t do lesbian/gay bars – you’re stupid.   

From our extensive research and vast personal knowledge we can say without a doubt that we lesbos, gays, and homos love Linday and Samantha as a couple and wish them a life-long happy, healthy and out relationship like we’ve been watching for the last several months.

As to the latest – Sam doesn’t do gay bars flap – just because we’re lesbians and we’ve read Rubyfruit Jungle doesn’t mean that we think Samantha Ronson should do a freebie benefit in a misplaced attempt to save a has-been bar in an overpriced neighborhood just because the owners and patrons were lesbians. 

The bar sucked and was down the tubes.

A Review of the Bar – Rubyfruit

A retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers –

Rubyfruit Bar and Grill by NewYorkDailyPhoto.com

Named after Rita Mae Brown’s Sapphic classic Rubyfruit Jungle, this West Village stalwart remains hopelessly lost in lesbian chic circa 1985. With Victorian fringed lamps, red-brick walls and antique mirrors, it feels like a retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers—the only thing missing is a portrait of Gertrude Stein over the fireplace. If you’re hungry, the romantic downstairs dining room serves pricey, passable American cuisine. At the very least, Rubyfruit makes sure the Jersey girls don’t have to go too far across the river for lady-on-lady action.

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When things get happenin’, the bartender habitually cranks up the Bee Gees’ “Woman to Woman.”

In fact, the owners knew that long-term the bar could not survive.  No doubt creditors and owners were hoping for a last minute payday before the bar closed . . . oh, let’s do a benefit . . .  However, the bar was going to close no matter who did a benefit for the place.

We aren’t even sure that the Samantha Ronson story is true in any shape or form.

The NY Post claims that the now-closed lesbian bar asked Ronson to DJ the benefit to save the bar.  The allegation is that Samantha refused and her management informed the establishment that “she doesn’t do those kind of venues.”

The club’s resident deejay told the paper that, “It’s really like betraying her sisters. It just doesn’t make sense.

Meanwhile, Ronson’s spokesperson maintains that she was never even contacted by Rubyfruit leaving some speculating that this is the owners’ way of drumming up free PR for a new bar they plan to open later this year.

Just so Ronson knows that lesbians don’t give a shit about this . . . your “sisters” are fine Sam . . . if Ronson never wants to DJ in a gay or lesbian bar – fine with us at 2 Lesbos Goin At It.  I’m an attorney but I don’t do lesbian and/or gay law . . . does that mean I’m “snubbing” lesbians? 

And frankly, for 20 years I tip toed through pee up to the top on my shoes some nights in gay and lesbian bars.  The places were mainly nasty dives that no one should support.   Lovely Spouse and I haven’t been in a gay or lesbian bar for years.  We go out to . . . “regular” . . . social spots with the other soccer moms and dads at our son’s school.   When we do hang out with our lesbian and/or gay friends we don’t have any need to go to a gay or lesbian establishment. 

The entire idea that Samantha Ronson is a bad egg because of this is just stupid.  Why didn’t Rubyfruit ask Jodie, Ellen, Rosie or Martina to do a free benefit for the bar?  Why jump on Samantha Ronson’s case?   In fact, it’s ironic that Samantha Ronson is chosen as the culprit here in light of recent events.   Samantha and Lindsay aren’t seen lurking around gay and lesbian bars . . . like many other gay and lesbian Americans they live and socialize on mainstreet and in the mainstream.  We don’t all feel a need to go to gay or lesbian bars.  We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS.  We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.

Ironically, the owners of Rubyfruit admitted that the bar was failing for 2 main reasons:  1) the rent had gone over the top ($11,000 per month), and 2) not all lesbians feel the need to socialize at lesbian bars.    And, no benefit was gonna cure those ills.   And, if the owners of Rubyfruit and their lack-luster DJ would read the papers maybe they’d realize that Samantha Ronson, her clients and friends fall into that last category:

We don’t need no stinkin’ lesbian bars.

Actually, Palin and the Republicans are gunning for votes – votes from girls.  And, I’m starting to see some signs that even with her lack of experience, some serious women find her at a minimum intriguing.  Well, let me correct that.  There is one lesbian (and aren’t all lesbians serious) who likes the looks of Sarah.   However, this update:  Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law isn’t sure that she’ll even vote for McCain/Palin.   Now that looks bad – really bad.  My mother-in-law would vote for me and I’m a lesbian . . . and she’s a strict Catholic.  [SEE THE COMMENTS BELOW.   FAYE PALIN NOW SAYS THAT SHE IS VOTING FOR SARAH]

“We may be seeing the first woman president. As a Democrat, I am reeling,” said Camille Paglia, the cultural critic. “That was the best political speech I have ever seen delivered by an American woman politician. Palin is as tough as nails.”

Translation, “I am seeing one hot piece of ass.   I could be the lesbian Monica.  As a lesbian, the hair on my arms is standing as would be my penis if God hadn’t friggin screwed up and failed to give me one.  I have never been turned on by women politicians because they are usually boring, ugly and have fat ankles.  Palin’s nails would feel great digging into my ass.”

So if Sarah Polin can make the dyke Camille Paglia happy, maybe we will be seeing President Sarah before we know it.   On the other hand, I suspect that Camille Paglia is much like One Lesbo and she probably wants to “tap Sarah” for a different position. 

 

ONE LESBO’S THOUGHTS ON THE POSITIONS OF PALIN – THE NAUGHTY LIBRARIAN

1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power.   Of course, the idea of that naughty librarian abusing power gets me more than a little excited about McCain’s VP. 

2) She strongly supports big oil which isn’t surprising since her husband works for BP; and supporting companies that provide lots of jobs is not necessarily a bad thing.  Although record profits coupled with soaring gas prices make the choice of a big OIL company a little less than appealing to me.   Also, this sounds like a little too much Bush for me; and when a lesbian thinks there is too much Bush, obviously this is a concern.

3) Some say she believes that creationism should be taught in public schools.  I don’t think that this is her position.  While I’m thinking of other positions for Sarah, let’s remind readers that we addressed this issue yesterday and her position seems moderate.  

4) Her abortion view is extreme but more reasonable than some moderate views.  “She doesn’t make exception for rape and incest, only for health of the mother,” according to her former campaign spokesman.    In my opinion, if you really believe that a fetus is a child, this is the correct position.  Of course, to promote the Palin stance you also have to believe that no one else is entitled to their own opinion on the status of a fetus. 

5) She has no federal or international experience. There is no evidence that she’s ever been outside of the US. Prior to being governor (for less than two years) she was only the mayor of a small Alaskan town.   To me this is a killer.   John McCain is next to dead and his mind is fading fast.   While Obama is not that experienced, he is presidential and he picked Joe Biden as his VP.  

6) She believes global warming is a farce and Sarah Palin sued the federal government over listing polar bears as a threatened species, some say because it could restrict the oil industry that fills her pockets. This is the same reason she wants to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for oil drilling. Read Palin’s op-ed piece here.    I can’t support this but it proves that she knows that there is a federal government and she knows how to sue the United States.

7) She stands for everything that Hillary Clinton stood against and I could care less.

8  She supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and anywhere else big oil wants.  Again, this is short-sighted and stupid.  I can’t support this.

9) She supports Pebble Mine which will destroy the richest salmon run in the world.   I don’t know enough about this but it sounds very extreme as do her other views on the environment.

10) She supports aerial shooting of bears and wolves in Alaska.  Again, I don’t know much about this but it just makes me think “yuck.”

11) She has been described as “pro-war.”  I don’t think that’s true.  In fact, what I’ve read would suggest that she’s not really “kept up with” what’s going on outside of the US and simply trusts the president to take care of it.   Obviously, this is much worse than being “pro-war.”

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So what does a soccer mom do when she can’t find the solution to a problem? She talks to friends, blogs to strangers, and searches the Internet. In the course of my searching I have found a website claiming to offer “real, amateur, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer sex captured on video by Bren Ryder and other incredible members of Team Good Dyke Porn.”

I have to admit, I have not checked out the site (I haven’t had breakfast) and probably will not do so. On the other hand, I checked out a photo of Bren Ryder and she’s kinda cute in a boyish, mannish – could maybe have sex one time but could never introduce her to my friends sort of way. What do you think?

 I think that this is Bren Ryder

Here is what one reviewer said about Bren’s website: “Well, the name says it all really. Did you ever watch something so hot and exciting that you didn’t have words for it? Yep, that’s where I am right now. Well, that and totally smitten with Bren Ryder, the super sexy butch mastermind behind this collection of real dykes really getting off by . . . and any other way you can imagine. And it’s all safe sex! Actually, better than that, it’s safe sex with black latex gloves! How hot is that!?” (This isn’t meant to be an adult site so I took out the nifty description – don’t want any children learning more than I know.)

Okay, well that’s probably not for us. We’re more the sneak a couple of Playboy and Playgirl magazines into the house type of women.

In fact, I can’t imagine ever wearing black latex gloves; although they do sound like a nice accessory for evening wear house cleaning . . . do you think we could get the house keeper to wear them? 

 

Note for Frig - Ask clearning girl to wear these, evening only

Note for Frig - Ask clearning girl to wear these, evening only