To My Ex-Girlfriend With the Hot Pink Lipstick – Sorry

Okay, I’ve been seeing these photos of Lindsay Lohan wearing bright pink lipstick.

I’m now civilzed and unionzed (for several y-e-a-r-s), complete with ball and chain, but if you look in the bottom drawer (left side) of my makeup, you will find the remnants of an old lesbian love.

Well . . . no . . . not an “old” lesbian. I always made it a practice not to date “old” lesbians. Back in my single days, once I hit 36, the only way I dated someone as old as me was taking home 2 girls that were at least 18.

Back to the lipstick.

For a couple of years I was in a very serious relationship with a beautiful young woman – Lydia. The 7 year old boy of one of my other ex’s described Lydia as, “You know mom, one of those hot girls that rock stars date.”

Now that we’ve established that I have the mind of a 7 year old boy when it comes to young pretty fem women – here is the point.

Lydia – sorry about making you change your lipstick. Maybe it wasn’t that bad. Lindsay Lohan seems to be wearing it in every photo.  

Lindsay Wearing Lydia's Shade

A Lesbian Girlfriend Crazier Than Jessica Simpson

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Over at www.grrlplanet.com/ they may think that Jessica Simpson is crazy but that ain’t nothing.

Meet Sarah – the lesbian you do not want to mess with. Just ask Tony.

Sarah and Cherrie were live-in partners. Tony was visiting Sarah from out of town.  Well, one night the two lesbian love birds and Tony decide to go to a party together but for whatever reason Cherrie got a little upset during the evening.

Chivalrous Tony gave Cherrie a ride back to the house that she shared with Sarah.

By the time Sarah came home Tony and Cherrie were all nakie butt ready to do some more ridin (that means have sex). Tony reports that upon seeing the state of affairs, Sarah’s face became “white with anger.” I’m not sure why Sarah takes her angry face – white? I take mine red, like my wine.  Who knows, maybe it was the fish that Tony was about to have for dessert?

Sarah then slashes Tony’s face with a razor.  Is that not weird? I mean I could give someone a superlative close and comfortable shave but what kind of razor has Sarah been using?

Upon her arrest, Sarah expressed a deeply felt regret,

“I only wish I’d slashed his throat as well. Cheryl is the only person I ever loved.”

. . .
“My only regret is that I didn’t slash the bitch as well.”

 

Now that, that is a crazy-assed girlfriend.

UPDATE*** We have some confirmation on a photo of Romeo Tony (not Tony Romo – he’s with the other crazy girlfriend).  After the jump . . . Tony the Slashed. 

Lesbian Drama – Courtenay Semel, Yahoo Spawn & Lost Sister to Alvin The Chipmunk, Licks Lindsay in Public

 

What a loser!  When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it.   It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way.   Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks.

COURTENAY SEMEL – NO MORE SECRET SAUCE FOR THAT DYKE!

Lindsay and Courtenay   Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila?  Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!

Courtenay - Now Dating Tila   American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star. Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson. “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. “But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.   Read more of the article and see more photos: