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Click here to read story > Sarah Palin Weight Loss Plan – Laugh Your Ass Off – Then You Can Eat More Turkey

This is one that you can’t miss.  I’ve obviously been working too hard at my real job over the last few days.  I almost didn’t see this.  I’m all alone, laughing and laughing and wiping tears and laughing some more . . .

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100% Voter Turn Out in Dixville, NH – Obama Wins 15-6

DIXVILLE NOTCH, N.H. (AP) –

Democrat Barack Obama came up a big winner in the presidential race in Dixville Notch, N.H., where the nation’s first Election Day votes were cast and counted early Tuesday.

Obama defeated John McCain 15-6. Independent Ralph Nader was also on the ballot, but received no votes.

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SNL Backstage, Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash, Lots of Laugh / Lots of Video

SNL Backstage, Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash, Lots of Laugh / Lots of Video

Enjoy lots of fun videos from tonight’s pre-election Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash 2008. There were lots of old clips but also some new stuff from Sarah Palin, Tina Fey and John McCain.

Hey? Who wants to be the celebrity? Neither Obama nor Biden seemed to have time for the tv special. Wonder what that means?

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Obama's Grandmother Madelyn Dunham - Photos, Video & More

Obama’s Grandmother Madelyn Dunham – Photos, Video & More

Sen. Barack Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, has died following a bout with cancer, Obama and his sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, said Monday. She was 86.

At a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, Monday night, the Illinois senator said “she has gone home and she died peacefully in her sleep with my sister at her side.”

We also have a video, photographs, links to other stories and a link to some of the disgusting comments over at Free Republic.

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Sarah Palin News Quotes Today

Sarah Palin News Quotes Today

Gay rights debate rages on
University Daily Kansan, KS – 4 minutes ago
… the definition of marriage at the debate. “I don’t support defining marriage as anything but between one man and one woman.” Governor Sarah Palin said.

“You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife,” Palin says. […]

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New MTV Video Of Obama Directly Opposing Proposition 8

New MTV Video Of Obama Directly Opposing Proposition 8

Obama is due some lesbo lovin! Lots of us weren’t sure that Obama had been quite vocal enough about his opposition to California’s Proposition 8. Well, he’s gone and done it now!

Obama states that he is opposed to Proposition 8 and thinks that it is unnecessary. Here is the MTV video.

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Bill Kristol's On Crack - Palin Get's Pranked - Hey Liberals, Don't Worry

Bill Kristol’s On Crack – Palin Get’s Pranked – Hey Liberals, Don’t Worry

Bill, get off the crack or your head out of your crack. Liberals aren’t worried. In any event, here is what Bill Kristol says:

“The bad news for liberals is that John McCain could still win the election. The good news? That wouldn’t be so terrible for them . . . ”

Op-Ed Columnist, New York Times
Hey Liberals, Don’t Worry

By William Kristol

Published: November 3, 2008

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“Ellen DeGeneres” Music Video – I Kissed A Girl

Watch this fun video as “Ellen DeGeneres” sings I Kissed A Girl (the Katy Perry) song on MadTV which airs on Saturdays at 11:00pm on Fox!

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CLICK HERE TO READ AND WATCH VIDEO>  Morman’s Invade Lesbians’ House – Midnight Drive of Janie the Queer

The Morman’s are coming! The Morman’s are coming!

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight drive of Janie the Queer,
On the 4th of November, in 2008;
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Over at Two Lesbos Goin At It we have a very serious – we won’t we won’t mock you – music video written and perform by a Sarah Palin Supporter. 

We also have Nailin Sarah Palin – Sing Along Music Video: As Clever As She’s Not – Dang That Girl is Hot! by Steve Goodie.

So if you’ve been thinking of nailing Sarah Palin or wondering Who’s Nailin Paylin – come over to watch Two Lesbos Goin At It where we have all of the photos, videos and stories to keep your imagination and more pumped up.

We will – we will – mock you!

We have lots of new stories, photos and video at Two Lesbos Goin At It including a bunch of Sarah Palin strippers struting their stuff, a 9 year old Catholic school boy defining homosexual, we’re writing to marry, and the latest on Lindsay Lohan – is there an HBO series in the works with Britney and Paris?

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Mac McKinney gives us this gem about Sarah Palin:  

 

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old  Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said ‘well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.  Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is. The old rancher said, ‘when your driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. 

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain . . .

You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

 

 

Doubt that David Letterman will get many last minute cancellations after the payback that Letterman is serving up to John McCain.  Letterman was brutal to Sarah Palin through the entire show.  It didn’t let up.   NBC anchor Brian Williams was one of Letterman’s guests.  During their conversation Letterman went from mocking Palin to expressing serious concerns about Palin’s qualifications and McCain’s judgement in naming her. 

Here is a little taste.  Will you watch and laugh?  You betcha! :

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