Republican Convention – Craigslist Photos Prove It’s the Place to Be for Closeted Gay Sex – But the Lesbians, Not So Much

The plan was to search the word “convention” on the Minneapolis (Twin Cities) M 4 M  Criagslist thread.   For those of you with your heads up your butts or other locations not accessible to news, the Republican National Convention is being held there this week.

WOW.  What turned up is so nasty and vile (especially the photos) that we honestly won’t repeat it but . . . we will lead you right to it.   

I feel like a barker at the circus, “Come one, come all see the amazing closeted gay Republicans as they post ads on Craigslist exposing their genitals, asking for discreet sex, and generally doing vile and disgusting things during their convention to promote family values.  Yes, you’ll see them flaunt their sex pistols, look for orgies, and admit that they are married.  It’s a show like no other on Earth!”

Click here but be prepared:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/m4m?query=convention&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

PS – if your husband or boyfriend is at the Republican National Convention, you might want to consider using condoms from here on out.  

Oh – think I’ll run back and check out the girls at W 4 W.    Are female Republicans into secret sex stuff?  We’ll see.

*Update:  the only thing I found was a boring ad looking for a blind date for a lonely friend.   Republican lesbians are so sweet.  

Maybe I should have checked the abuse shelters?

Not Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin or Jodie Foster – It’s A Lindsay Lohan Baby Bump & She Clearly Comes Out On Her MySpace Page

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Thank God this photo is from the set of Labor Pains, Lindsay’s new movie.

Lesbian moms get enough crap from far-right wing-nut conservatives.    Hey Lindsay, you might want to get off the Red Bull even if you aren’t with child.

On August 15, 2008, researchers from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital reported that just one can of Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people: “One hour after they drank Red Bull, [their blood systems”] were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease.” Lead Researcher Scott Willoughby added that Red Bull “could be deadly when combined with stress or high blood pressure, impairing proper blood vessel function and possibly lifting the risk of blood clotting. 

Red Bull Australia spokesperson Linda Rychter responded that the report would be studied by the company, but added that the effects reported were no different to those experienced by drinkers of a single cup of coffee. 

Okay – now for the real Lindsay “news” which isn’t news to anyone with even half a heart (brains may not count here).

Lindsay’s MySpace blog seems to clear up the matter of her relationship status with Samantha Ronson.     For those alphabetically challenged “SR” = Samantha Ronson  “ILY” = I Love You.  Here is the screen shot and below, the lyrics to the song dedicated to Samantha.  
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From Lindsay's MySpace Blog - Click to Enlarge

Trouble – Listen To Samples and after the jump read the lyrics to the song dedicated by Lindsay to Samantha Ronson

“Center for Sapphic Studies” Says Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian Lite

We’re not exactly sure what to make of this morning’s article written by fun-celebrity-hater, Alan Henderson, over at “The Times of the Internet.” 

The article claims that lesbian experts (I’m shaking my head) are complaining:

Thus, Lindsay Lohan and her relationship to Samantha Lohan “are doing damage to our movement.” 

 My first thought is “good.”  My second thought is “eat more apples.”  My third thought is “Lindsay and Sam need to stop with the kissing, hugging, and cuddling in public and get to the pubic touching of genitals so that our movement can be furthered.” My fourth thought, the sapphic sisters should remember that sex is like air, it isn’t important unless you aren’t getting any.

The article quotes Karen Whittaker, Director of the CFSS and Alice Hensley (butch Brandy Bunch maid?).  However, I’ve searched and searched and the only reference that we can find to the Center for Sapphic Studies is in 2006 by Dana Rudolph over at www.mombian.com:

“The Lesbian Mom’s Brain

The lesbian brain has made headlines recently. Scientists at the Center for Sapphic Studies in Lesbos, Greece, have taken this research a step further in a study of the brains of lesbian moms. Below is an image from their latest paper, “Lesbian Mothers of Toddlers: A Neurologic Analysis.  Further research may be forthcoming, as soon as the lead scientist cleans jam off her sofa.”

If anyone has contact information for Alan or any of my sisters over at the center, let us know.   We’d love to help further our movement.

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