Lesbian Love Muffins Melissa Etheridge & Tammy Lynn Michaels Plan to Get the Coupon for Marriage Equality

On her blog, Hollywood Farm Girl, Tammy Lynn Michaels reveals her thoughts on her upcoming re-marriage to Melissa Etheridge.  Apparently marriage equality (including the obligations and responsibilities) is becoming popular with celebrity lesbo couples.  

Well, it’s probably becoming popular with all gay and lesbian couples who have children.  Isn’t it so radical that these parents want to give their children the security of a legally recognized family? 

In any event, here is the light-hearted message from Tammy’s blog:

honey and i were married on September 20, 2003. gowns, flowers, table numbers, assignments, DJ AM, and a candy table for the children. so when people approach me and say “are you getting married?” i feel like i need to check over my shoulder to see if they are really talking to me. Me? You talking to me? Me with the lasagne noodles up to my elbows, a mop and bucket i need to wash out, a list of fifteen trinkets and trackets to pick up at the store… Me? Me with the poop smear on hand cuz i missed it after i was wiping a wee one, me with the grocery list started, a plan for the family for the week, and three birthday parties to start thinking about… you want to know if i want to get married?

darlin’, i AM married.

now, do you mean, do i want to go get that gay certificate that gives us a percentage off of our taxes? HELL YES, i want that coupon!!! i love coupons! I CLIP FOR SAVINGS!!!!

Melissa put it this way, “Yes, we have four children and we’re trying to find the right time,” to legally tie the knot. 

We wish them great happiness.  May their ball and chain always feel comfortable.

Lesbian Love Birds Lindsay & Samantha Marriage/Happiness and More in Marie Claire, The Sun, The Improper, The Sun, The Frisky

The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.

Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww.

 

And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club. 

“By the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,” she reportedly told club-goers. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.”

Another version from The Improper: 

British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.

At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” 

Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.

“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”

Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:

Natasha Kai in Hell’s Kitchen – Video Tasha Whips Up Some Eggs In China – But Why No Coverage Of Lesbian Significant Others?

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Did anyone else notice that there was no coverage of lesbian or gay significant others who were watching their spouses/mates/partners from the stands in Beijing? Natasha is very out and open and has given interviews indicating that Angela would be traveling to Beijing but . . . where was she?   And, even though it was reported that a breakup with a girlfriend had caused Natasha some problems on the field – no follow up story.  Didn’t we all want to know – WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?  Where is the rest of the story?

Michael Phelps’ mom and sisters were EVERYWHERE.    But the lgbt folks – nothing about their personal lives. 

Matthew Mitcham, the out gay diver from Australia won a gold medal and his partner was in the stands watching but . . . nothing . . . nothing about his partner or any of his family members.   In fact, I don’t think they even mentioned that the guy is gay even though he’s been the cover boy of several gay magazines covering his trip to Beijing. 

Different topic.   Here is a blogger who says, “One other note: It was slightly difficult to root for the US when Natasha Kai was on the field…because I fucking hate her.”    Click here to find out why.

A Lesbian Girlfriend Crazier Than Jessica Simpson

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Over at www.grrlplanet.com/ they may think that Jessica Simpson is crazy but that ain’t nothing.

Meet Sarah – the lesbian you do not want to mess with. Just ask Tony.

Sarah and Cherrie were live-in partners. Tony was visiting Sarah from out of town.  Well, one night the two lesbian love birds and Tony decide to go to a party together but for whatever reason Cherrie got a little upset during the evening.

Chivalrous Tony gave Cherrie a ride back to the house that she shared with Sarah.

By the time Sarah came home Tony and Cherrie were all nakie butt ready to do some more ridin (that means have sex). Tony reports that upon seeing the state of affairs, Sarah’s face became “white with anger.” I’m not sure why Sarah takes her angry face – white? I take mine red, like my wine.  Who knows, maybe it was the fish that Tony was about to have for dessert?

Sarah then slashes Tony’s face with a razor.  Is that not weird? I mean I could give someone a superlative close and comfortable shave but what kind of razor has Sarah been using?

Upon her arrest, Sarah expressed a deeply felt regret,

“I only wish I’d slashed his throat as well. Cheryl is the only person I ever loved.”

. . .
“My only regret is that I didn’t slash the bitch as well.”

 

Now that, that is a crazy-assed girlfriend.

UPDATE*** We have some confirmation on a photo of Romeo Tony (not Tony Romo – he’s with the other crazy girlfriend).  After the jump . . . Tony the Slashed. 

Lesbian Drama – Courtenay Semel, Yahoo Spawn & Lost Sister to Alvin The Chipmunk, Licks Lindsay in Public

 

What a loser!  When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it.   It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way.   Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks.

COURTENAY SEMEL – NO MORE SECRET SAUCE FOR THAT DYKE!

Lindsay and Courtenay   Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila?  Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!

Courtenay - Now Dating Tila   American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star. Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson. “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. “But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.   Read more of the article and see more photos:

Natasha Kai and Ashley – Fun Facts and Photos

Natasha Kai Fun facts:

Of her 19 tattoos, one is a message inscribed above her right hip: “Appreciate the moment. The most precious treasure is MY heart. When I share it with YOU, protect it, as if it was your own.” … Her most recent additions are stars on the back of her neck that resemble the stars on the U.S. uniform.

Who Will Travel To Beijing – Ashley

This is Kai’s second trip to China in eight months. The U.S. went 3-0 at the Four Nations Tournament in January, a trip that several of Kai’s family members went on, all wearing T-shirts that read “Made in Hawaii” on the back.

Asked if her family was coming again, she replied, “You know it. Mom, dad, sister, two brothers and my friend Ashley will be there.”

 

Natasha and Ashley

Celebrity Lesbian Couples – Can You ID Each? Lesbo or Don’know?

Take a look at these photos. Can you name each of the celebrities in the photos? Do you question whether some have/had a lesbian (sexual) relationship?

Which celebrities would you agree are lesbos? Are some bisexual? Did some just have sex, cut and run? Or publicity -unts . . . stunts?