Say it Ain’t So Gro – We Want Katja Back

Gro Hammerseng has called it quits with Katja Nyberg and has now “taken up with” handballer, “tomboy”  Anja Edin. 

Gro has also been speaking out about her biological clock, ‘I want to have children, and would rather get them while I’m young and have the energy to be a cool mom and playful, but it’s not something that stresses me.” Although the translation is muttled in some of the recent media accounts,  Gro and Anja “have been observed in the hot embrace several times during the European Championships in Lillehammer.”

We don’t like it.     Gro’s relationship with Katja Nyberg seemed sweat and wholesome . . .  we’re not sure what’s going on with Gro and her new boy-toy girl, love interest.   Check out the photo of Gro’s stomach . . .  More Gro lesbo tales later.  Stay tuned.

Yikes! What lurks under yon handball shirt . . . ????

Demi Lovato Lesbo Photos – Is there a lesbo video to follow?

It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

Oh my!  They grow up so fast.

 

Lesbians Rush to Enroll in Nigerian Universities – Lesbo is a Go Go

Lesbo A Go Go at Nigerian Universities

Lesbianism “thrives” at Nigerian Universities . . . . well, according to this most interesting of articles at The Street Journal.

Yes! OMG!  Street Journal’s investigation “revealed that lesbianism, which is the female version of homosexuality, has taken root in almost all tertiary institutions. The act, which many believe is alien to African culture, has become so acceptable to those involved in it that they even flaunt their lesbian partners. The male-female relationship seems to be going out of vogue in many Nigerian schools.”

By the way, does Santa deliver presents in Nigeria?  This confuses many children.  Well, it confused my little pumpkin.

Why do we have to buy all of those gifts and send to starving children overseas?  Does Santa really refuse to bring gifts to poor children?   You scoff at the idea but when my son was asked in 1st grade to give some gifts to a needy child for Christmas – my little man refused.  He said, “Mommy, we may need that money and Santa brings poor kids just as many gifts as he gives kids with money . . . right?”   Ok, so we skipped the needy kids that year with the hope that Santa had our backs.

In any event, I’m packing for Nigeria tonight.   Santa . . . see you there.

Lady Gaga Lesbo Photos – Gag a Lesbian

NOT Lady Gaga

I saw this story yesterday morning and really . . . wasn’t quite sure what to do with it.   At 2 Lesbos Goin At It we post most celesbian photos on our Lesbo Photo page.  But there is something about these Gaga photos that tend to cause a gag gag reflex to the viewer.    Hey, I’m an All-American happy, healthy, wall to wall lesbian . . . but I don’t like the Lady GaGa lesbian photos.   Too much.

You can check them out and let us know what you think.   Do we put these God awful photos of Lady Ga Ga on our lesbo photo page?

Tabatha Coffey a Celesbian with Killer Boobs

Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.  Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.  Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.   However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”  Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.

Lesbo Video Sneak Peek Black Swan, Natalie Portman

Although the trailer below doesn’t meet our Lesbo Video standards for inclusion on our seperate video page, there are a few hints to suggest that “Black Swan” will be worth your time. In fact, some are saying to expect Oscar nominations for the film.

Again, based on the trailer – it could be; however, keep in mind that I also spent my time reviewing Nailin Palin and Oprah, The Untrue Hollywood Story.

Anyway, forget whether it’s a good movie, “everyone is talking about” the sex scene Natalie Portman shares with co-star Mila Kunis. Natalie downplayed it, “Lesbian scenes, sex scenes, they’re all over the place! But because it’s me, people are shocked. I see the value of a good girl persona-it’s so easy to subvert it!” Read more at Amy Grindhouse.

Real Housewives Add a Real Live Lesbian to Turn Up the Heat

Real Lesbian

Fernanda Rocha – hello!

I have never watched one of the “Real Housewives” shows but now . . . I might have to sneak a peek at this lesbo strap on to the concept. 

‘The Real Housewives of Orange County‘ has added a real live lesbian to their cast and really . . . I think we might see some interesting interaction with the straight women.  Every straight woman wants to give it a try and Fernanda (hope she has a nickname) is just the ticket.

This season, when the Orange County wives come back – they won’t need to be on the prowl for steamy suburban drama – I suspect that Rocha can give ’em everything they need and more.

They will be unforgettable, Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top.   Sun kissed skin.   So hot they’ll melt your flesh colored popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh

Halle Berry and Britney Spears Kissing Video – Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Plus More

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Halle Berry & Britney Kissing – 22 Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Hecklerspray

How did we miss Halle Berry and Britney Spears kissing? What a fantastic use of an afternoon – or more. The folks at Hecklerspray have done us all a favor by assembling their 22 favorite celebrity lesbian kisses. After the jump a video of Halle and Britney kissing, plus more.

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Samantha Ronson’s MySpace – Home From the Hospital

Samantha Ronson is home from the hospital. This morning (December 22) Samantha left a Happy Chanukah message on MySpace (after the jump), says she is home from the hospital and that she was just exhausted. No wonder! Have you noticed the schedule that Lindsay and Samantha live with?

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Breaking Samantha Ronson Taken to Hospital

TMZ is reporting that Samantha Ronson was taken to the hospital this evening. We have 3 different sources on the story after the jump. We’ll update as we get new information.

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By One Lesbo on December 19, 2008  |  Comments 1

Rachel Maddow Shout Out to Girlfriend Susan and Susan’s Mom – Watch Video

Watch a video of Rachel Maddow giving a shout out to her in-studio girlfriend (partner, lover, spouse, bedmate, wife – pick one) and the mother-in-law. Also, learn a little about the girlfriend’s (Susan Mikula) art show opening this evening in New York City.

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Message for Lindsay – Samantha, Don’t Peek

So Lindsay – sorry that we didn’t have time to give you a ring but we’re out on the shopping trail for Little Man gifts. Along the way, saw these sneaker slippers for Samantha and thought you might want to take a look. Call when you get a chance.

Kisses. After the jump a link to buy the slippers and a photo of Sam’s shoe closet.

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Ouch! What Was That? Oh, Obama Just Kicked Us Homos In the Face

Well, that hurt.

My God Rick Warren has a huge head.

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Buy Buddy G & His 2 Lesbian Moms for Christmas – Give It to Some Bad Mormons

Buy Buddy G & His 2 Moms for Christmas – Give It to Some Bad Mormons

Buddy G, My Two Moms and Me . . . just a fun, happy, homo family!  If you have kids, know kids or want to agitate right-wing hateful Mormon adults with zombie kids – buy them a Buddy G dvd.

Don’t know who Buddy G is?  Well, he’s the first animated cartoon boy with two lesbian moms.  He is obviously the choice Christmas present for every Mormon family you know!

Support Buddy G and agitate Mormons. . . the best Christmas gift ever.  You can get the dvd at www.BuddyG.tv .  Watch the video by hitting “Read more.”

And how do the devilish creators of Buddy G explain this twisted attempt to show children that there are families with 2 moms or 2 dads?

“We wanted our son to see families like his represented in an educationally-based cartoon. Since nothing was available, we created one for him and all the other children with LGBT parents,” according to Executive Producer Margaux Towne-Colley.

“Buddy G reflects reality, most  –  if not all – children will meet another child with gay parents, and there needs to be a vehicle for including these families in mainstream entertainment for children,” said Towne-Colley.

“The beauty of Buddy G is we could substitute any character or even cast of characters into the series and the content would not have to change at all,” said Towne-Colley. “Take Buddy G and his moms out of the series and substitute the families from Dora, Little Bill, or Caillou, and the dialogue and storylines could stay the same. Bottom line is that the show isn’t about the so called gay agenda.”

 

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