UPDATE SEPTEMBER 24, 2008 FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER (YEP, IT’S HANSON), AFTER THE JUMP: In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s secret lover 
First, please note from the screen shot in our last post that former business partner Scott Richter is the individual filing a motion to have his divorce records sealed. Ah, but there’s more . . .
Second, we just had a comment from an individual in Palmer, Alaska who brings up some legit points and so I’ll share it in the main post by way of this update:
Business ended because after 3 years of no snow brad and todd decided to get out of the snowmachine bidness. there was no affair and the palins and hansons continue to be friends and business partners to this day.
I’m learning, as our little guv glows in the spotlight,that everything that comes to the national media is probably b.s. the old saying don’t believe anything you hear is absolutely true.Comment by brvak | September 8, 2008 <!– @ 3:16 am –>| Edit
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The Sarah Palin, VP Barbie, soap opera is getting better than the Jerry Springer show. Let’s hope that it doen’t end like the episode of the show entitled “Secret Mistresses Confronted”. Hours after the show was broadcast on July 24, 2000, Ms. Campbell-Panitz was found dead in a home that the three Springer guests were fighting over.
We’re trying to verify information and so will update shortly but here is our newest cast member: Brad Hanson from the City of Palmer, Alaska
So far I have been able to resist any and all potential lesbian remarks related to his facial hair; however, keep in mind that Sarah was a point guard, loves to shoot guns, and has been photographed many times wearing both a baseball cap and do-rag.
Note to reporters: The City of Palmer currently has 2 job openings:
(1) Maintenance
Deadline:Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 5:00 PM(2) Public Works Director
Deadline:Friday, September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PMPhoto of Hanson and more after the jump.
2 Lesbos Goin At It 