We’ve had this in our Politico Videos (to the far right of the page) for a few days but it isn’t getting any play. Maybe if I rub it in your face with a post – you’ll watch. It’s pretty cute and it’s short . . . I’m sure that there is a Sarah Palin or Katie Couric joke in there somewhere.
Anyway, Matt Damon has said that Sarah Palin running for vice president is like a bad Disney movie. So, now the folks at College Humor have made the trailer for the movie.
Disney presents “Head of Skate” – – – when “An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year.”
We really don’t think that Sarah Palin would go for Buddy G and his two lesbian moms. In fact, Conan O’Brien says that Palin is opposed to marriage equality for same sex couples. Did you know that? Yeah, according to O’Brien, Palin says “everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”
Jay Leno was also talking about the campaign: ”I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”
Conan also pointed out that, “Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”
But the biggest Sarah Palin news involving kids is brought to us from Jimmy Kimmel. Seems there was a sad incident at a Toys R Us today – a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.
Just saw this cute little animated cartoon guy with 2 Lesbo moms. While the moms do appear to wear lipstick, neither look like a dog or pig. On the other hand, one of the lesbo moms does wear “I’m smart” glasses but does not live near Alaska so is probably short in her knowledge of foreign policy. We haven’t seen the DVD yet to know if either animated lesbian mom can kill animals, play hockey or shoot hoops but don’t expect to see photos of the 2 moms proudly displaying their fish anytime soon.
Not that we think Sarah Palin looks like a dog or a pig nor do we think she would ban this video from the library. Although she did want to evict Daddy’s Gay Roommate from the library.
But we hear that Sarah Palin does have gay and lesbian friends. Wonder if any of them are lesbian hockey moms wearing lipstick and acting like pitbulls? Or is that pitbulls wearing lipstick acting like hockey moms? Where is Arnold the Pig when you need him bring color commentary to important political debate?
Maybe we should order two of these DVDs (not counting the one that we already ordered for Little Man), one for Trig and Piper to share and one for Bristol and Levi’s baby.
Check out the video of the theme song and the opening to the kids’ cartoon:
2 Lesbos Goin At It 