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The day began early. After being briefed by her staff, Sarah Palin heads out with her 14-year-old daughter Willow in tow.

“So nice to meet you,” CBS News anchor Katie Couric said to Willow.

At 8 a.m., Palin hit the ground running – accompanied by Couric.

“Do you have any down-time, though?” Couric asked Palin.

“I get to go running every day, which is my sanity,” Palin said. “Sweat is my sanity.”

First, a photo-op with hotel staff.

Then it’s off to the McCain campaign plane, where CBS News was invited up front to ask a handful of questions. Couric asked Palin whether she considers herself a feminist.

“I do,” Palin said. “I’m a feminist who, uh, believes in equal rights and I believe that women certainly today have every opportunity that a man has to succeed, and to try to do it all, anyway. And I’m very, very thankful that I’ve been brought up in a family where gender hasn’t been an issue. You know, I’ve been expected to do everything growing up that the boys were doing. We were out chopping wood and you’re out hunting and fishing and filling our freezer with good wild Alaskan game to feed our family. So it kinda started with that.”

Before a rally in Columbus, Ohio, the candidates sat down with Couric for their first joint interview, where Couric and Palin focused on energy policy.

Couric: Gov. Palin, almost every expert says it will take about 10 years for domestic drilling to have an impact on consumers. So isn’t the notion of “drill, baby, drill” a little misleading to people who think this will automatically lower their gas prices, and quickly?

Palin: And it’s why we should have started 10 years ago tapping into domestic supplies that America is so rich in. Alaska has billions of barrels of oil and hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of clean, green natural gas onshore and off-shore. Should have started doing it 10 years ago, but better late than never. It’s gotta be an all-of-the-above approach to energy independence.

Couric: Gov. Palin, I know you’d like to see drilling take place in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And Sen. McCain, you oppose this. You call it, quote: “one of the most pristine and beautiful parts of the world.”

McCain: Uh huh.

Couric: Who’s right?

McCain: Did you expect two mavericks to agree on – (laughter) to agree on everything? Look, I …we just have, we’ll be talking more and more about this issue. We do agree on the off-shore drilling and other means of limiting our dependence on foreign oil. But for us to agree on everything would make us, I think, a little boring. You can … say a lot about us, but we’re anything but boring.

Palin has brought plenty of energy to the campaign, attracting huge, enthusiastic crowds, like one at Capital University.

Her trademark feistiness is on display as she delivers a punchy sound bite about her rival, Joe Biden.

“I’m looking forward to meeting him, too. I’ve never met him before. But I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade,” she said at a campaign rally.

Couric: You have a 72-year-old running mate – is that kind of a risky thing to say, insinuating that Joe Biden’s been around a while?

Palin: Oh no, it’s nothing negative at all. He’s got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we’ve been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he’s got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I’m the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he’s got the experience.

Couric: And when it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?

Palin: I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media.

Couric: What, specifically?

Palin: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.

Couric: Can you name a few?

Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news, too. Alaska isn’t a foreign country, where it’s kind of suggested, “Wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C., may be thinking when you live up there in Alaska?” Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.

Then it’s off to the bus where Palin sits down for a wide-ranging interview.

Couric: What’s your position on global warming? Do you believe it’s man-made or not?

Palin: Well, we’re the only Arctic state, of course, Alaska. So we feel the impacts more than any other state, up there with the changes in climates. And certainly, it is apparent. We have erosion issues. And we have melting sea ice, of course. So, what I’ve done up there is form a sub-cabinet to focus solely on climate change. Understanding that it is real. And …

Couric: Is it man-made, though in your view?

Palin: You know there are – there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, these impacts. I’m not going to solely blame all of man’s activities on changes in climate. Because the world’s weather patterns are cyclical. And over history we have seen change there. But kind of doesn’t matter at this point, as we debate what caused it. The point is: it’s real; we need to do something about it.

Couric: If a 15-year-old is raped by her father, do you believe it should be illegal for her to get an abortion, and why?

Palin: I am pro-life. And I’m unapologetic in my position that I am pro-life. And I understand there are good people on both sides of the abortion debate. In fact, good people in my own family have differing views on abortion, and when it should be allowed. Do I respect people’s opinions on this. Now, I would counsel to choose life. I would also like to see a culture of life in this country. But I would also like to take it one step further. Not just saying I am pro-life and I want fewer and fewer abortions in this country, but I want them, those women who find themselves in circumstances that are absolutely less than ideal, for them to be supported, and adoptions made easier.

Couric: But ideally, you think it should be illegal for a girl who was raped or the victim of incest to get an abortion?

Palin: I’m saying that, personally, I would counsel the person to choose life, despite horrific, horrific circumstances that this person would find themselves in. And, um, if you’re asking, though, kind of foundationally here, should anyone end up in jail for having an … abortion, absolutely not. That’s nothing I would ever support.

Couric: Some people have credited the morning-after pill for decreasing the number of abortions. How do you feel about the morning-after pill?

Palin: Well, I am all for contraception. And I am all for preventative measures that are legal and save, and should be taken, but Katie, again, I am one to believe that life starts at the moment of conception. And I would like to see …

Couric: And so you don’t believe in the morning-after pill?

Palin: … I would like to see fewer and fewer abortions in this world. And again, I haven’t spoken with anyone who disagrees with my position on that.

Couric: I’m sorry, I just want to ask you again. Do you not support or do you condone or condemn the morning-after pill.

Palin: Personally, and this isn’t McCain-Palin policy …

Couric: No, that’s OK, I’m just asking you.

Palin: But personally, I would not choose to participate in that kind of contraception.

Couric: Do you believe evolution should be taught as an accepted scientific principle or as one of several theories?

Palin: Oh, I think it should be taught as an accepted principle. And, as you know, I say that also as the daughter of a school teacher, a science teacher, who has really instilled in me a respect for science. It should be taught in our schools. And I won’t deny that I see the hand of God in this beautiful creation that is Earth. But that is not part of the state policy or a local curriculum in a school district. Science should be taught it science class.

The governor told us though she’s not a member of any church, she visits a couple of them regularly when she’s home. She took issue with news reports that one of them, The Wasilla Bible Church, sponsored a conference where gays could be made straight through prayer.

Palin: Well, it matters though, Katie, when the media gets it wrong. It frustrates Americans who are just trying to get the facts and … be able to make up their mind on, about a person’s values. So it does matter.

But what you’re talking about, I think, value here, what my position is on homosexuality and you can pray it away, because I think that was the title that was listed on that bulletin. And you know, I don’t know what prayers are worthy of being prayed. I don’t know what’s prayers are going to be asked and answered. But as for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. And she is not my “gay friend,” she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn’t a choice that I have made. But I am not going to judge people.

People may judge her after Thursday’s debate, where she’ll be unfiltered and unedited – something reporters complain the campaign has resisted.

Palin: The campaign knows that I am an open book. My record is out there and my life is out there.

Wasn’t it just a few hours ago that we made a People Magazine point about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS.  We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.

Well, guess that isn’t true for all of the other homostars.   Yes, Virginia, Clay Aiken is gay.  In other news, Mickey Mouse finally admits that he’s a cartoon.

Here is the latest cover of People magazine via Perez Hilton complete with Clay and his baby.

You can hear Lindsay Lohan come out by clicking here:   I’m A Lesbian

The church’s website www.havenscornerschurch.org

If you’re curious about what this is all about – read this:

https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/09/09/if-you-are-anti-palin-like-me-you-should-watch-this-could-we-be-wrong/

And, in a update, Perez Hilton is reporting that the church sign in question was hit by vandals.  G  A  Y (God Adores You) vandals? 

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Havens Corners Church of Christ in Christian Union is located on the Columbus, Ohio east side near Blacklick (yes, it’s “Blacklick”) and Gahanna. The church’s website www.havenscornerschurch.org doesn’t seem to be up and running at the moment and that’s not especially surprising in light of the news this morning.   

It’s one of those signs that wanna -be-comic preachers use to get attention.  This one was cleverly thought up and executed by Pastor David Allison. Pastor Dave grew up in the church and received his call to preach after attending Beulah Grove Camp as a 10 yr. old where I’m sure he received lots of attention.  

 “I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to Hell.”

Pastor Dave whined, “We didn’t intend to get into all this, but it’s become a bigger thing.” He was just very concerned about the implications of Katy Perry’s song and what he called a music video so suggestive it borders on pornography.    “If anyone’s seen the video as many times as I have – like I mean, I’ve seen it lots – and understands how lewd and suggestive the video is for this song, that is not something young people should go toward,” Allison said.  In fact, Pastor Dave watches the video continuously at his own home just to monitor whether others may be watching it so that he can give them adequate warning. 

He thought the message on the church sign would be a loving way to remind teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality.  Of course, Pastor Dave also wanted to remind homosexual youth that they may want to blow their brains out now before acting on their sexual orientation because if they wait and actually act on their nature – they will burn in hell for eternity.    Gee, that is so loving Pastor Dave

The sign was removed Thursday. Pastor Allison said it was not due to outrage. He said he received volumes of support from throughout the state . . . from numerous bigots and idiots. 

Pastor Dave, an avid fan of MTV, said he was surprised at the number of people who called in or e-mailed because they didn’t know to what he was referring. They were unaware of the song, unlike MC Pastor Dan. 

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Although Lovely Spouse was raised as a Catholic, I was not.   My mother was a “believer” but always reminded us that “if a preacher comes over, keep one hand on your purse at all times.” 

So, with that opening let me discuss something that has long puzzled me.   I was reminded of it when I just read a news article indicating that the Pope has appointed “a new, young commander of the Swiss Guard, the colourful and historic papal protection force.”

Are Catholics just idiots or what?  Sorry, don’t mean to be anti-Catholic but it really is beyond belief that Catholics don’t notice how homo their church leaders are.    It’s like the parents at the emergency room, “Gee, doc we didn’t know our daughter was pregnant until that 9 lb baby just popped out.”  

I really don’t think that lesbians are this stupid.  Last night – this is true – we were at a priest’s house having dinner with his family (he isn’t Catholic) and some other friends.  Out of all of the men whom we have met in the 6 1/2 years since our son was born, who do you supposed offered last night to spend some alone “father figure”  time with our son?   This priest’s family is also friends with another family, headed by the queerest man on this Earth.  This friend of the priest spent a considerable amount of time explaining how “his wife’s jaw” dropped with she saw a handsome young teenager at school taking off his shirt. 

One Lesbo and Lovely Spouse – the two lesbians in the room – almost busted a gut trying to hold it in both after the fantastic offer of fatherly love from the priest and after this drooling description by the father’s “friend.” 

If it looks like dog crap, smells like dog crap, tastes like dog crap – you don’t need to see it fall out of the dog’s butt to know . . . IT IS DOG CRAP!

 

 The Pope in his red slippers with his “Private Secretary”

After the jump, the Pope’s Swish Guards.

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I’m not saying anything else.  I’m afraid.   These are some college bois who could find me and make me scream for my mommy.    Hey, but everyone else – visit us early and often at www.2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com

I’m in my office thinking that work really sucks.  Life would be so much fun if it weren’t for that part about needing money to survive.   That’s especially true for a lesbian like me who is civilly unionized to a stay-at-home, botox loving, clothes buying, no expense is too much, Lovely Spouse.  (No, she doesn’t clean house nor does she cook.  Sex must be great?  Actually, the sex has always been great and now . . . more often . . . so I’m beginning to get a return on my financial investment.)

As I’m trying to work, I’m totally distracted by Sam and Lindsay.   I have hat-envy in a major way.  Could any lesbian have a better job?

Qualifications:

Lesbian

Nice

Responsible

Cool

Cool friends

Cool family

Loves music

Good in bars

Not butt ugly

Job Duties:

Fly to Miami

Fly to LA

Fly to Chicago

Fly to New York

Get photo taken

Shop with Lindsay Lohan

Eat with Lindsay Lohan

Go to parties with Lindsay Lohan

Play music at bars

Have sex with Lindsay Lohan

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Wonder how much it pays?

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Not so perfect job?   https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/who-has-the-not-so-perfect-lesbian-job/

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I must have been 6 or 7, maybe 8.  I could have even been 5.   Either my Aunt was visiting from another state or we were at her house.   I was sitting closest to the TV with my mother and aunt behind me.   They were talking and I’m not even sure that they were aware of the program.  

I was very young and recall thinking that the movie wasn’t something that I should have be watching.  I was wondering if my mother knew the plot.   Were they listening?

The movie was very disturbing for me.  It was about a woman who seemed to be romatically in love with her best friend.   The two women were teachers at a boarding school and a mean little girl whispered something about the 2 women to another adult.   The little girl’s “rumor” and its aftermath was the entire focus of the movie.  This unspoken rumor caused the women great distress.  Perhaps the women were even fired from the school, I don’t recall.   I just recall the overwhelming feelings that I had as I watched the movie with my mother and aunt in the same room.

Even though it wasn’t spoken in the movie and even though I was very, very young – I knew exactly what the rumor was.  I didn’t have a name for it but I was already feeling it in my life and I was so scared that my mother and aunt would see it in my face as I watched this movie.  Yet, they seemed to just keep chatting as if nothing was out of the ordinary.  For me, it was huge.  I didn’t know that anyone else ever had those kinds of feelings until I watched this movie. 

How did it end?  The lesbo hangs herself.   

Years later I found out that the movie from 1961 is “The Children’s Hour” with Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine.  Here is a clip with commentary.    By the way – I totally fell in love with Audrey Hepburn while watching the movie and totally “got” why MacLaine ended her life.  Geez, I was young and how weird that people never talked about these types of topics inside or outside of our families.   Things are so different with our son – thank goodness.