Lindsay Lohan’s Dad is a D- – – , Her Grandfather is Dead, and Her Uncle is Headed to Jail, Listen to New Interview of Daddy Dearest

If I were Samantha Ronson, I’d go punch the jerk.  First he goes to the media claiming that Lindsay is drinking again and not working because of Sam; now he says that’s not what he meant.   I’ve concluded that he’s a homophobic ass with a lesbian daughter .  Yes, I think Lindsay is a “real” lesbian.   She has dramatically changed her behavior, attitude, look . . . everything . . . since she started openly living with Samantha Ronson.    I don’t think it’s the magic of Samantha as much as the magic of finally living life as herself.   

He also claims to have landed a 2 hour television special where he’ll spill his guts for $.
Here is that story:  Click Here

Michael Lohan, you are a total idiot for so many reasons.  I can’t imagine how a parent
could hurt his child this way.  Listen to the beginning of the phone call.  It was a set up
and planned.  It’s a joke to these guys.  It’s a game of “Michael Lohan, please call me.” 

Disgusting!  

Link to New Michael Lohan Interview

Okay, now Grandpa Lohan is dead.   His son’s behavior probably killed him.

Here is the story:  Click Here

(Check out the Michael Jackson video while you’re there.) 

But there’s more.  My God!  It is amazing that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in and out of rehab for drinking and drugs with a family like this  . . . oh  . . . right . . . she’s done that . . . we can’t imagine why ?

Now, Lindsay’s Uncle Paul (Dina’s brother) is headed to jail for a year. 

Here’s that story (very end):  Click Here

Finally, here is the new Ugly Betty promo with Lindsay.

A Lesbian Girlfriend Crazier Than Jessica Simpson

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Over at www.grrlplanet.com/ they may think that Jessica Simpson is crazy but that ain’t nothing.

Meet Sarah – the lesbian you do not want to mess with. Just ask Tony.

Sarah and Cherrie were live-in partners. Tony was visiting Sarah from out of town.  Well, one night the two lesbian love birds and Tony decide to go to a party together but for whatever reason Cherrie got a little upset during the evening.

Chivalrous Tony gave Cherrie a ride back to the house that she shared with Sarah.

By the time Sarah came home Tony and Cherrie were all nakie butt ready to do some more ridin (that means have sex). Tony reports that upon seeing the state of affairs, Sarah’s face became “white with anger.” I’m not sure why Sarah takes her angry face – white? I take mine red, like my wine.  Who knows, maybe it was the fish that Tony was about to have for dessert?

Sarah then slashes Tony’s face with a razor.  Is that not weird? I mean I could give someone a superlative close and comfortable shave but what kind of razor has Sarah been using?

Upon her arrest, Sarah expressed a deeply felt regret,

“I only wish I’d slashed his throat as well. Cheryl is the only person I ever loved.”

. . .
“My only regret is that I didn’t slash the bitch as well.”

 

Now that, that is a crazy-assed girlfriend.

UPDATE*** We have some confirmation on a photo of Romeo Tony (not Tony Romo – he’s with the other crazy girlfriend).  After the jump . . . Tony the Slashed.