Halle Berry and Britney Spears Kissing Video – Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Plus More

 Posted by One Lesbo at Two Lesbos Going At It on December 22, 2008  |  Comments 0

Halle Berry & Britney Kissing – 22 Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Hecklerspray

How did we miss Halle Berry and Britney Spears kissing? What a fantastic use of an afternoon – or more. The folks at Hecklerspray have done us all a favor by assembling their 22 favorite celebrity lesbian kisses. After the jump a video of Halle and Britney kissing, plus more.

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By One Lesbo on December 22, 2008  |  Comments 0

Samantha Ronson’s MySpace – Home From the Hospital

Samantha Ronson is home from the hospital. This morning (December 22) Samantha left a Happy Chanukah message on MySpace (after the jump), says she is home from the hospital and that she was just exhausted. No wonder! Have you noticed the schedule that Lindsay and Samantha live with?

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By One Lesbo on December 21, 2008  |  Comments 1

Breaking Samantha Ronson Taken to Hospital

TMZ is reporting that Samantha Ronson was taken to the hospital this evening. We have 3 different sources on the story after the jump. We’ll update as we get new information.

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By One Lesbo on December 19, 2008  |  Comments 1

Rachel Maddow Shout Out to Girlfriend Susan and Susan’s Mom – Watch Video

Watch a video of Rachel Maddow giving a shout out to her in-studio girlfriend (partner, lover, spouse, bedmate, wife – pick one) and the mother-in-law. Also, learn a little about the girlfriend’s (Susan Mikula) art show opening this evening in New York City.

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By One Lesbo on December 19, 2008  |  Comments 1

Message for Lindsay – Samantha, Don’t Peek

So Lindsay – sorry that we didn’t have time to give you a ring but we’re out on the shopping trail for Little Man gifts. Along the way, saw these sneaker slippers for Samantha and thought you might want to take a look. Call when you get a chance.

Kisses. After the jump a link to buy the slippers and a photo of Sam’s shoe closet.

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By One Lesbo on December 18, 2008  |  Comments 0

Ouch! What Was That? Oh, Obama Just Kicked Us Homos In the Face

Well, that hurt.

My God Rick Warren has a huge head.

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Pink Experimenting With Lesbians & McCain With His Fellow Prisoners – All At Two Lesbos Goin At It

Okay, so we don’t know how to make a graceful exist to our new site Two Lesbos Goin At It.  We’re addicted to the crazy wild traffic at our old WordPress.com home.   But life goes on.

Jump (or skip if you’re a gay fan) on over to our new site and read about Pink experimenting with lesbians, John Mcain’s flashback to prison camp & more.  Gee if we could just get Pink singing to kissing lesbians in John McCain’s prison camp . . . we might get all of our traffic back!

Hey, and you can now suscribe!

Megan Fox’s Lesbian Love Nikita – The Russian Stripper

Megan Fox is on the October cover of GQ. She’s a 21 year old or so actress that was born in Memphis, Tennessee. She’s been acting for six years and made her blockbuster film appearance in Transformers.

Megan Fox

In the horror comedy Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox supposedly (we haven’t seen it) has a lesbian sex scene with the wholesome blonde actress Amanda Seyfried. 

Well, apparently doing a little lesbian action isn’t new to Megan. 

Megan’s interview with GQ reveals that she once fell in love with a female Russian entertainer named Nikita.  Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.

Nikita was an exotic dancer, peeler, striptease, striptease artist, stripteaser, stripper performer, performing artist, ecdysiast or исполнительница стриптиза, who would do “beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads” and with whom she was “in love.”

Fox Also Has Her Eye on Jenna Jamison

Fox also seems to continue with an attraction to girls.  She described Olivia Wilde  as “so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

Megan Fox 360

Fox, who appears on the October cover of GQ in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Olivia Wilde

Lesbos in the Know Google Trends & LAPD Declares Lindsay Gay

So, what is everyone searching for today? Well, here are today’s top 100 terms/phrases being searched on Google. I didn’t know several: Rita X, monster of montauk, zap car . . .

Many of the names are baseball players but you other lesbos probably knew that already. Lindsay Lohan comes in at #82 because she made out with Samantha “in a gay bar” and was FINALLY declared gay by the LAPD thereby gaining her official accreditation from Major League Gayball.*

1. eric lindros 2. monster of montauk 3. joe grano 4. hawker 800 5. aicar 6. viracon 7. nick masset 8. toscafund 9. us senior open 10. matt kemp 11. manny ramirez trade 12. east coast jets 13. mlb trade deadline 14. sporn 15. liskula cohen 16. gem cars 17. ken griffey jr 18. zap cars 19. lexington park md 20. global electric motorcars 21. electric cars 22. john lannan 23. minnesota plane crash 24. seafair 25. baseball trades

26. alligator gar 27. shenandoah pa 28. cng stations 29. andre ethier 30. wordscraper 31. weei 32. mlb rumors 33. chlorine resistant parasite 34. 2008 honda civic gx 35. fishgator 36. oak harbor washington 37. shenandoah pennsylvania 38. mlbtraderumors 39. jason bay 40. lg bd300 41. nesn 42. luther campbell 43. gw1516 44. california governor 45. danny richar 46. cng prices 47. blue angels seattle 48. owatonna mn 49. stan tookie williams 50. arthur rhodes

51. boston dirt dogs 52. rotoworld 53. torrington ct 54. gaby hernandez 55. cincinnati reds 56. murciélago lp640 57. scott eyre 58. ptcb 59. osama sam lutfi 60. flightaware.com 61. america first credit union 62. reno tahoe open 63. sonia pitt 64. chicago white sox 65. x games 66. return to roots 67. luis ayala 68. florida marlins 69. espn news 70. boxing helena 71. ferrite bead 72. tom casale 73. ludacris obama 74. cheyenne kimball 75. boston globe

76. sons of sam horn 77. plum island 78. quincy carter 79. seethroughny 80. si.com 81. imclone 82. lindsay lohan gay 83. mccain ad 84. governor schwarzenegger 85. wgn radio 86. adam dunn 87. lollapalooza 88. cheye calvo 89. red sox trade rumors 90. preachers wife found in freezer 91. torrington conn 92. audacity watch 93. solar eclipse in usa 94. elizabeth taylor 95. verizon strike 96. man made inlet 97. tales of beedle the bard 98. greyhound bus 99. boston.com 100. rita x

*Thanks to Hey_mikey over at Gawker for the stats from Major League GayBall.

Could All Females Be Brought Over to the Lesbo Side?

The list of famous women who have identified, by words or actions, as having a bisexual tilt is quite long: Christina Aguilera – (quoted Advocate March 16, 2004 p.10 & “I find it hornier looking at women than men. Sorry, I love experimenting with my sexuality. If that means with girls, so be it.” Zoo, Jan 2004), Krista Allen, Susan B. Anthony, Joan Baez, Josephine Baker, Tallulah Bankhead, Drew Barrymoore, Ann Bannon, Sandra Bernhard, Sarah Bernhardt, Julie Cypher, Cameron Diaz – (maybe, “I had a major girl crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do—she’s hot as ever—but she was my first” …more in Advocate p.23 12/19/2006), Emily Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich, Ani DiFranco, Madonna, Angelina Jolie . . . and on and on and on . . .

Lesbo Satire Starring Lindsay & Sam + A Little Jodie Foster

Over at Crystal Air Productions there is a great satire bit on Lindsay and Samantha. 

 

Lesbians To Lindsay: Thanks, But No Thanks

NEW YORK (CAP) – Much has been made in the tabloids of celebrity party girl Lindsay Lohan’s alleged romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, 30. But several prominent gay organizations are asking that, for the sake of lesbians, women and the world in general, she go back to being straight, and quickly.

“Frankly, this is the last thing we need,” said Berta Friedrich, director of communications and marketing for the National Gay Task Force, Lesbian Division. “It’s been five years and we’ve only just barely recovered from the whole Britney-Madonna kiss thing.”

You can read the rest here: 

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Jodie Foster has never been the subject of a gay movement asking her to go straight but maybe that’s because unlike the brave Lindsay, Foster played straight until she was way long in the tooth.

Yes, she waited until just before she dumped her long-time spouse to make that one tiny reference at a public event.   In December of 2007, after 15 years and two kids together, Foster finally made reference to her own lovely spouse.  Then less than 5 months later – Jodie dumped Cydney for a younger woman. 

Jodie and Lindsay were both very prominent child actors for Disney.  One has been respected and one is continually slapped around.  Right now, our respect goes to Lindsay.    Although we agree with Jodie that Lindsay’s momma has some ‘splainin to do and who knows where that freaky parenting may eventually leave Lindsay. 

We do see that a Sam and Lindsey Support Center has been established to help the young couple (oops wrong Sam and Lindsey – hey, but it’s a good idea).

The Advocate also has a recent article about the media’s handling of the latest public Lesbo Duo, here’s part:

Sheila McClear of Gawker.com argued in a post last month (“Why Lindsay Lohan Is a Gay Hero”) that Lohan’s casual openness is revolutionary because it treats her same-sex relationship the same as her straight ones. She writes: “Here’s what’s cool: Lohan has been entirely matter-of-fact about the whole affair. She’s continued to appear in public with her rumored lover. There has been no moaning from her about private-life intrusion from the media, and no cries from her cougar mom to `Leave Lindsay ALONE!’ ”

Lesbo Lucky Sucky On Shanghai Subway

Forget about marriage equality.  I want a ticket on the hot tamale train to Shanghai or a Greyhound Bus to Minneapolis.

Apparently this video was not well-received in China.  I also saw a hint that the two love birds were spotted a week later at the China Joy Video Game Expo but I can’t find a full article on any of the events.   So, don’t you think it’s weird that the video starts long before the action?   Is it all staged?  What does staged Chinese lesbian fooling around look like as opposed to real Chinese lesbian fooling around?  Anyone want to help here?

Lesbo Lip Lock Licks Lawyers’ Livelihoods

The story:  Two summer associates (law students) at boring Minneapolis law firm Lindquist & Vennum were fired a couple of weeks ago for locking their lips around each others’ lips after locking said lips around one too many cocktails.   The girly girls got fired.   

Minnesota Lawyer Blog: The kiss of death?

Anyway . . . here is what caught my eye.  A caring comment on www.abovethelaw.com from a big city law firm partner reaching out to the girls in concern for their futures.

Dear Carpet-Munching Chicks Who Were Shit-Canned From Lindquist & Vennum:

I am the hiring partner at a major firm in D.C. If you appy to my firm, as a pair, and if you include photos of the two of you locking lips, and if you are hot, I will hire you at much more than Lindquist & Vennum ever could have paid you. And I will lobby to get you a signing bonus.

Question to lesbo ladies — are either of you into 41 year old married men with salt/pepper hair and a beer belly? If so, apply to all the big firms in D.C. (I repeat, as a pair) and I’ll do what I can to get you hired. No joke.

“Harold,” Big-Law Hiring Partner

Finally, Lindquist & Vennum might want to consider the firm’s own public conduct if they want to attract a different brand of associate.  No wonder they had a couple of lesbo summer associates:

Lindquist Lesbo Magnets - Softball Champs

 

Soccer Mom Alert – Lesbian Sex at Good Dyke Porn

So what does a soccer mom do when she can’t find the solution to a problem? She talks to friends, blogs to strangers, and searches the Internet. In the course of my searching I have found a website claiming to offer “real, amateur, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer sex captured on video by Bren Ryder and other incredible members of Team Good Dyke Porn.”

I have to admit, I have not checked out the site (I haven’t had breakfast) and probably will not do so. On the other hand, I checked out a photo of Bren Ryder and she’s kinda cute in a boyish, mannish – could maybe have sex one time but could never introduce her to my friends sort of way. What do you think?

 

Here is what one reviewer said about Bren’s website: “Well, the name says it all really. Did you ever watch something so hot and exciting that you didn’t have words for it? Yep, that’s where I am right now. Well, that and totally smitten with Bren Ryder, the super sexy butch mastermind behind this collection of real dykes really getting off by . . . and any other way you can imagine. And it’s all safe sex! Actually, better than that, it’s safe sex with black latex gloves! How hot is that!?” (This isn’t meant to be an adult site so I took out the nifty description – don’t want any children learning more than I know.)

Okay, well that’s probably not for us. We’re more the sneak a couple of Playboy and Playgirl magazines into the house type of women.

In fact, I can’t imagine ever wearing black latex gloves; although they do sound like a nice accessory for evening wear house cleaning . . . do you think we could get the house keeper to wear them? 

 

Note for Frig - Ask clearning girl to wear these, evening only

Lesbians Have Sex . . .

1 time during a 10 day cruise.

Lesbians Have Sex