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Letterman’s top 10 last night – “Things Overhead at the Sarah Palin Debate Camp.” 

Number 1 –  “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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It’s been reported that John McCain is taking an herbal supplement to improve his memory. Apparently McCain is having trouble remembering why he picked Sarah Palin.”

_O’Brien, NBC’s “Late Night.”

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“Great day for Sarah Palin. She has been practicing for the big debate tomorrow night. Palin’s staff has tried to find a stand-in to pretend to be Joe Biden. But so far all they’ve come up with is a tree stump. Which actually sounds about right.”

_Craig Ferguson, CBS’ “Late Late Show.”

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“This is for all the marbles, this debate tomorrow night. And Sarah Palin is nothing if not diligent. She’s working hard on preparing for the debate with Joe Biden. Earlier today in Arizona, we just heard, she shot a donkey.”

_Letterman, CBS’ “Late Show.”

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“Now we all know Gov. Palin has a lot of foreign policy experience because from Alaska, she can see Russia. More to the point, Russia is on the other side of the international dateline from Alaska. It’s tomorrow there. So when Palin looks at it, she’s actually seeing the future.”

_Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.”

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“The vice presidential debate is tomorrow night. Joe Biden, already gearing up. I understand he went to the hair salon, told the guy to put a little more on top … And Sarah Palin she’s getting ready for tomorrow’s debate, too. I understand she now knows all three branches of government.”

_Jay Leno, NBC’s “Tonight” show

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“Teams of technicians have been working around the clock trying to figure out how to run an Internet cable directly into the back of (Palin’s) skull.”

_Jimmy Kimmel, ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”