Amish Heater Ad Originally Used Lesbians to Heat the House

Amish Heat Homes with Lesbians

The companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump

We have the original ad of the Amish using a heater and a hot lesbian couple to heat homes.  Before the jump, the current ad – after the jump, the hot lesbians.  Just click the images to enlarge.

By now you’ve seen the ads in a newspaper.   It’s a full-page in living color ad written to look like a newspaper article, “Amish man’s new miracle idea helps home heat bills hit rock bottom.”  And, even better – the heaters are being given away FREE according to the ad. 

Yes, it’s the HEAT SURGE Roll-n-Glow Amish Fireplace.   And, actually you only get a free heater (or two if you like) if you purchase the $298 solid oak fireplace mantle “handmade by Amish”.  

Using the “Fireless Flame” technology you can have the peaceful flicker of a real fire but without any flames, fumes, smells, ashes or mess.  Everyone is getting them because they require no chimney or vent. You just plug them in.  I don’t know maybe it’s a light bulb shaped like a flame.

So, here is the most recent ad showing some loving, gentle, and hard-working Amish folks selling their miracle heater to a man of God.

After the jump – the companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house.   Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed.  No doubt just before or just after some great sex.  Don’t believe us?  Just head over to the jump. 

You can click on the image to enlarge.

Demi Lovato Lesbo Photos – Is there a lesbo video to follow?

It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

Oh my!  They grow up so fast.

 

The Pope Gets Chippendale Lap Dance

Hot Male Skin for the Pope - No Surprise There

I suspected that this Pope is a ho ho ho for young naked men but now we have the proof . . . still photos and a video.

This is a real photo and real video of the slow seductive strip tease, leading up to the big climax for the Pope and his beautiful male “secretary.

Watch as four Chippendale-like acrobats perform in front of Pope Benedict XVI and his personal secretary Georg Gaenswein (seated beside the Pope at the right side of the photo), during the Pope’s weekly general audience in the Paul VI hall at the Vatican, Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010.

Tabatha Coffey a Celesbian with Killer Boobs

Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.  Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.  Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.   However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”  Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.

Lesbo Video Sneak Peek Black Swan, Natalie Portman

Although the trailer below doesn’t meet our Lesbo Video standards for inclusion on our seperate video page, there are a few hints to suggest that “Black Swan” will be worth your time. In fact, some are saying to expect Oscar nominations for the film.

Again, based on the trailer – it could be; however, keep in mind that I also spent my time reviewing Nailin Palin and Oprah, The Untrue Hollywood Story.

Anyway, forget whether it’s a good movie, “everyone is talking about” the sex scene Natalie Portman shares with co-star Mila Kunis. Natalie downplayed it, “Lesbian scenes, sex scenes, they’re all over the place! But because it’s me, people are shocked. I see the value of a good girl persona-it’s so easy to subvert it!” Read more at Amy Grindhouse.

Supreme Court Justice is Lesbian (or is that “a” Lesbian)

Monica Marquez gets a hand putting on her judicial robe from sister Christine Marquez-Hudson, left, and Sheila Barthel, Marquez's partner.

Oprah threw me a curve ball during her recent Barbara Walters interview.  I didn’t expect her to say that she and Gayle have sex with each other but I did not realize that I’m unsure of how to refer to myself.  Am I “a lesbian” or “lesbian?”  

Responding to Walters probing, Oprah stood straight, “I have said we are not gay enough times. I’m not lesbian… I’m not even kinda lesbian.”   

So, which is it?  I’m left puzzled.

Now for the real story.   Colorado’s newest Supreme Court Justice is a lesbian, and she has a partner who publicly helps to dress her.  

Actually, wouldn’t it have been better to publish a photo taken post-ceremony?   “Justice Marquez is publicly undressed by her lesbian love, Sheila Barthel – as her sister watches.”   Love it.

Full Story from the Denver Post

Real Housewives Add a Real Live Lesbian to Turn Up the Heat

Real Lesbian

Fernanda Rocha – hello!

I have never watched one of the “Real Housewives” shows but now . . . I might have to sneak a peek at this lesbo strap on to the concept. 

‘The Real Housewives of Orange County‘ has added a real live lesbian to their cast and really . . . I think we might see some interesting interaction with the straight women.  Every straight woman wants to give it a try and Fernanda (hope she has a nickname) is just the ticket.

This season, when the Orange County wives come back – they won’t need to be on the prowl for steamy suburban drama – I suspect that Rocha can give ’em everything they need and more.

They will be unforgettable, Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top.   Sun kissed skin.   So hot they’ll melt your flesh colored popsicle. Oooooh oh oooooh

First Hustler was Nailin Palin – Now Oprah & Gayle Lesbian Sex Spoof

"Oprah" & "Gayle" from Untrue Hollywood Stories

TMZ will probably get a hit or two with today’s story titled, “Oprah & Gayle — Targeted in Lesbian Sex Tape.”

We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie.  (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”)   But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.

Halle Berry and Britney Spears Kissing Video – Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Plus More

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Halle Berry & Britney Kissing – 22 Celebrity Lesbian Kisses Hecklerspray

How did we miss Halle Berry and Britney Spears kissing? What a fantastic use of an afternoon – or more. The folks at Hecklerspray have done us all a favor by assembling their 22 favorite celebrity lesbian kisses. After the jump a video of Halle and Britney kissing, plus more.

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Samantha Ronson’s MySpace – Home From the Hospital

Samantha Ronson is home from the hospital. This morning (December 22) Samantha left a Happy Chanukah message on MySpace (after the jump), says she is home from the hospital and that she was just exhausted. No wonder! Have you noticed the schedule that Lindsay and Samantha live with?

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Breaking Samantha Ronson Taken to Hospital

TMZ is reporting that Samantha Ronson was taken to the hospital this evening. We have 3 different sources on the story after the jump. We’ll update as we get new information.

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By One Lesbo on December 19, 2008  |  Comments 1

Rachel Maddow Shout Out to Girlfriend Susan and Susan’s Mom – Watch Video

Watch a video of Rachel Maddow giving a shout out to her in-studio girlfriend (partner, lover, spouse, bedmate, wife – pick one) and the mother-in-law. Also, learn a little about the girlfriend’s (Susan Mikula) art show opening this evening in New York City.

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Message for Lindsay – Samantha, Don’t Peek

So Lindsay – sorry that we didn’t have time to give you a ring but we’re out on the shopping trail for Little Man gifts. Along the way, saw these sneaker slippers for Samantha and thought you might want to take a look. Call when you get a chance.

Kisses. After the jump a link to buy the slippers and a photo of Sam’s shoe closet.

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Ouch! What Was That? Oh, Obama Just Kicked Us Homos In the Face

Well, that hurt.

My God Rick Warren has a huge head.

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Lesbian Cherry Pie

Check it out at http://twolesbosgoinatit.com where 2 lesbian moms are really on top of it.

Very little smut but lots of fun.