Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .
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Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.
We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.
Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.
Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.
Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.
Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.
Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”
Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.
Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.
New Story – Lesbian Rubyfruits Stop Picking on Samantha Ronson
No million dollar coming out story for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
Haven’t seen Little Man since Friday so no time for blog. Have to iron formal school uniform for him and have breakfast with him.
Reader X – you are my hero of the day. Thanks so much for this post! You can hear LIndsay Lohan talk of her relationship with Sam in this video.
After months of refusing to comment on the public speculation about their relationship, actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson finally publicly confirmed their relationship in a L.A. radio call-in show last night, in a short, casual exchange confirming that they’ve been together “a very long time.”
Lohan and Ronson called into the radio show Loveline last night to chat with DJ Ted Stryker about DJ AM’s recent survival of a plane crash that killed four other passengers.
In wrapping up the conversation, Stryker casually asked Lindsay on air, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” Lohan responded, “A long…a very long time.”
“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker added, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”
See a great write up about the Lindsay/Samantha relationship at http://www.afterellen.com/people/2008/9/lohan-confirms-relationship-with-ronson
The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.
Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww.
And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club.
“By the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,” she reportedly told club-goers. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.”
Another version from The Improper:
British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.
At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.
“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”
Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:
As you’ll note from our earlier post today, we were certain that even the slowest of the slow would now conclude that Samantha and Lindsay have “come out” as a lesbian couple.
Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal “we’re touching genitals, we’re a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video” announcement. Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent. Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin’s penis – you still couldn’t find your own ass.
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Perez Hilton – a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits
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Thank God this photo is from the set of Labor Pains, Lindsay’s new movie.
Lesbian moms get enough crap from far-right wing-nut conservatives. Hey Lindsay, you might want to get off the Red Bull even if you aren’t with child.
On August 15, 2008, researchers from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital reported that just one can of Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people: “One hour after they drank Red Bull, [their blood systems”] were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease.” Lead Researcher Scott Willoughby added that Red Bull “could be deadly when combined with stress or high blood pressure, impairing proper blood vessel function and possibly lifting the risk of blood clotting.
Red Bull Australia spokesperson Linda Rychter responded that the report would be studied by the company, but added that the effects reported were no different to those experienced by drinkers of a single cup of coffee.
Okay – now for the real Lindsay “news” which isn’t news to anyone with even half a heart (brains may not count here).
Lindsay’s MySpace blog seems to clear up the matter of her relationship status with Samantha Ronson. For those alphabetically challenged “SR” = Samantha Ronson “ILY” = I Love You. Here is the screen shot and below, the lyrics to the song dedicated to Samantha.
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NEW ITEM TODAY – In Chicago, Samantha Ronson was heard talking about ”pulling an Ellen and Portia.” Get the story at www.2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com
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We recommended a new stylist, suggesting some potential looks, and . . . wow . . . Samantha looks fantabulous. I don’t know of any lesbian couple who looks more in love than these two.
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See some “before” photos after the jump
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