Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .
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Don’t you just love these two. Apparently, the photographers were more interested in snapping photos of Lindsay Lohan and lesbian hottie Samantha Ronson than they were in watching the show. Sorry about that Charlotte.
The love birds sat next to Sam’s mom in the front row for this morning’s (Saturday) show of twin sister Charlotte’s spring collection at New York Fashion Week. According to some accounts the couple nearly caused a riot, immediately swarmed by photographers who rushed passed all of the other celebrities to catch shots of Two Lesbos Goin At It’s favorite love Dixie Cups.
Lindsay looked hot hot hot (did I mention that she looked hot) in a denim dress and sexy blue pumps, and wore her blonde hair pulled back. Sam was looking pretty damn good in a black T-shirt, gray skinny jeans and vest. And, as we suggested . . . she has pretty much dropped the hat . . . instead, showing off her very cute face and adorable haircut. Honestly, we love the new look Sam! (My God, what I’d pay to be you. Not really, Lovely Spouse, just trying to make them feel good as they come out . . . that’s all . . . )
Here are some photos of this morning’s show – the real show – Samantha and Lindsay:
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Listening to Daddy Lohan complain about Samantha Ronson being a victim of an “identity crisis” and describing Sam as a slob caused my thoughts to drift to a rising celebrity lesbian icon.
Watch the video and if you’d like to know exactly what got Shane into this mess, skip on over to our Lesbo Video page and watch some more “drive, drive, drive” by Shane.
Here is Shane (Kate Moennig) of The L Word, doing what Shane does.
PS – Daddy Lohan needs to get in touch with his inner lesbian and realize – dirty lesbians are “in.” And, is it just me or does the mother in this clip look way too much like Lindsay Lohan’s mother?
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“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are,” Michael said. He’s also pissed that Lindsay isn’t working and blames Sam for that too. And, he claims that Lindsay is drinking again.
“Oh, look I see one of those users in the mirror,” Michael said. Adding, “And, if Lindsay would work – I could finally get some botox, a motorcycle, a new car, some hair plugs, and a penis extension. I miss the good ol days when I could just live off of Linday’s hard work.”
After The Jump - Do You Believe Daddy Or This Innocent Kid?
UPDATE – Another media outlet quotes Daddy Lohan as saying, “A person can be a drug and Samantha’s drug.”
“She (Dina – Lindsay’s mom) tells me it’s important to get Sam out of Lindsay’s life and then she turns around and has dinner with them!
Everyone around Lindsay who really cares about her is saying ‘Get Sam out of Lindsay’s life,” and so does Dina, until there’s a photo op.
We were supposed to have a family meeting the night she went out to dinner with Sam and her mom and Lindsay and Dina just skipped out — just after telling me all about how Sam has a negative affect on Lindsay’s life.
So I’m calling my lawyers, going back to court, and I’m going to hit her where it hurst – the wallet. I gave Dina everything in the divorce, just so I would get to see my kids and now she does this to her own child.”
And he says that his complaints are not because Lindsay and Samantha may be a lesbian couple:
“That’s not the reason at all. Lindsay is fragile and Sam takes advantage of her and the relationship is too intense and too dramatic. Sam and Dina are probably the two worst people Lindsay could be around right now … along with her friend Patrick.
I mean, look at Sam … does she have an identity crisis or what? I mean, the way she carries herself, the way she dresses; she’s a slob.”
And there’s more:
“Lindsay’s not in the state that Britney was or is, but there are minor similarities. Just because a person’s not abusing drugs or alcohol doesn’t mean they’re healthy. And Lindsay being with Sam is making matters worse.
I would sacrifice my own life to get Sam out of Lindsay’s.”
AFTER THE JUMP. WHAT DOES LINDSAY’S RECENT CO-STAR SAY ABOUT HER?
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Lindsay and Samantha seem to be going strong and doing the things that most people do when they are in love. Add one to the list – the lesbo duo took their moms to dinner. Don’t they all look fantabulous? In fact . . .
And here’s to you, Mrs. Ronson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please Mrs. Ronson.
For those of you who have no idea what this means, look it up.
Mrs. Ronson – I know that you know what it means. wink wink – call me
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(Sam – sorry but I couldn’t resist. Your mom is hot hot hot. Isn’t it funny how we always pick girls that are a lot like our mothers?)
Mrs. Lohan, Lindsay, Mrs. Ronson (Ann Dexter-Jones) and Samantha
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Okay – here’s one that we seriously doubt. Under this unusual theory anytime you buy baby clothes – you’re probably going to have a baby! Yeah, right. The story is that Sam and Lindsay bought some baby clothes in LA, denied that either is pregnant. End of story.
This same article reprints the nonsense about “lesbian experts” saying that the couple isn’t in a serious lesbian relationship.
“Meanwhile, Lohan has been labeled a “fake” gay organization. Karen Whittaker of The Centre for Sapphic Studies insists that the actress and Ronson aren’t the real deal; they are merely “Gay for Play.”
We dealt with that crap several days ago and could find NO proof of any such organization or person. Anyone else have better information? We say that the only thing fake here are Whittaker and the CSS.
Finally, if this organization is real, think about this; if Lindsay’s and Samantha’s mommies approve, shut the f _ _ _ up. Getting approval from your mother – just like getting direct approval from God – priceless!
After the jump: Lindsay “Ronson’s” FaceBook page that was undercover and then uncovered in April of this year.
| What a loser! When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it. It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way. Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks. | ||||||||||
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 Lindsay and Courtenay
Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila? Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!
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American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star.
Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson. “Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. “But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.
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I’m in my office thinking that work really sucks. Life would be so much fun if it weren’t for that part about needing money to survive. That’s especially true for a lesbian like me who is civilly unionized to a stay-at-home, botox loving, clothes buying, no expense is too much, Lovely Spouse. (No, she doesn’t clean house nor does she cook. Sex must be great? Actually, the sex has always been great and now . . . more often . . . so I’m beginning to get a return on my financial investment.)
As I’m trying to work, I’m totally distracted by Sam and Lindsay. I have hat-envy in a major way. Could any lesbian have a better job?
Qualifications:
Lesbian
Nice
Responsible
Cool
Cool friends
Cool family
Loves music
Good in bars
Not butt ugly
Job Duties:
Fly to Miami
Fly to LA
Fly to Chicago
Fly to New York
Get photo taken
Shop with Lindsay Lohan
Eat with Lindsay Lohan
Go to parties with Lindsay Lohan
Play music at bars
Have sex with Lindsay Lohan
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Wonder how much it pays?
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Not so perfect job? https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/who-has-the-not-so-perfect-lesbian-job/
Okay – so here I’ve been saying crap about Sam’s lack of style. Also here.
Next thing you know, I’m having sex dreams about Lindsay.
No wonder – check out this video. She really is sexy & hot and here is the proof. But Lindsay, stop with the bright pink lipstick that you’ve been wearing lately. It would really clash with the color of my pillow cases.
There was a time when One Lesbo and Lovely Spouse looked this happy. Enjoy!
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