"Oprah" & "Gayle" from Untrue Hollywood Stories
TMZ will probably get a hit or two with today’s story titled, “Oprah & Gayle — Targeted in Lesbian Sex Tape.”
We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie. (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”) But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.
Photo Has No Connection to Story - But One Lesbo Loved It!
Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building. I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!” Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!
This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.” Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”
More about that later.
So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?
In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something. And so I did – the coat. I look so cute in it. I would even date me and I’m damn picky.
The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.” Really? I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after. Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.
Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK! Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.
Check it out at http://twolesbosgoinatit.com where 2 lesbian moms are really on top of it.
Very little smut but lots of fun.
Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .
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Recent Articles at Two Lesbos Goin At It
So one of the main reasons that we’ve gotton off track in keeping fresh articles on Two Lesbos Goin At It is . . . Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. We simply can’t stand to hear stories about them, watch the clips of them, read the news about them . . .
Girls, you are getting us close to . . . no . . . past . . . the Sarah Palin cringe factor.
You are off the scale on the cringe meter. You need to step out of the bright lights and think about this whole thing. Each of you . . . would you rather fight every fight and win every battle or would you rather be happy? Get a grip. We’re all pulling for you but you need some private time.
The Gay Rights Movement – The Devil in Disguise – Lesbians Love Mormans
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New Story – Lesbian Rubyfruits Stop Picking on Samantha Ronson
No million dollar coming out story for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
Haven’t seen Little Man since Friday so no time for blog. Have to iron formal school uniform for him and have breakfast with him.
Reader X – you are my hero of the day. Thanks so much for this post! You can hear LIndsay Lohan talk of her relationship with Sam in this video.
After months of refusing to comment on the public speculation about their relationship, actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson finally publicly confirmed their relationship in a L.A. radio call-in show last night, in a short, casual exchange confirming that they’ve been together “a very long time.”
Lohan and Ronson called into the radio show Loveline last night to chat with DJ Ted Stryker about DJ AM’s recent survival of a plane crash that killed four other passengers.
In wrapping up the conversation, Stryker casually asked Lindsay on air, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” Lohan responded, “A long…a very long time.”
“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker added, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”
See a great write up about the Lindsay/Samantha relationship at http://www.afterellen.com/people/2008/9/lohan-confirms-relationship-with-ronson
Megan Fox is on the October cover of GQ. She’s a 21 year old or so actress that was born in Memphis, Tennessee. She’s been acting for six years and made her blockbuster film appearance in Transformers.
Megan Fox
In the horror comedy Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox supposedly (we haven’t seen it) has a lesbian sex scene with the wholesome blonde actress Amanda Seyfried.
Well, apparently doing a little lesbian action isn’t new to Megan.
Megan’s interview with GQ reveals that she once fell in love with a female Russian entertainer named Nikita. Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.
Nikita was an exotic dancer, peeler, striptease, striptease artist, stripteaser, stripper performer, performing artist, ecdysiast or исполнительница стриптиза, who would do “beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads” and with whom she was “in love.”
Fox Also Has Her Eye on Jenna Jamison
Fox also seems to continue with an attraction to girls. She described Olivia Wilde as “so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
Megan Fox 360
Fox, who appears on the October cover of GQ in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
Olivia Wilde
Well, Daddy Huge Tat for the Lord Lohan may not like Samantha Ronson but Mommy Dearest Lohan is singing a much happier wedding bell tune.
Dina Lohan says, “I love Lindsay and I love Samantha, if they are happy, I am happy. This is my child, I mean, what better place for a child to be than happy in her soul and her spirit.”
Watch the video by clicking on the image below:
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