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Click here>     Rachel Maddow Shout Out to Girlfriend Susan and Susan’s Mom – Watch Video

Watch a video of Rachel Maddow giving a shout out to her in-studio girlfriend (partner, lover, spouse, bedmate, wife – pick one) and the mother-in-law.  Also, learn a little about the girlfriend’s (Susan Mikula) art show opening this evening in New York City. 

Today (5 until 8 this evening) at CHC Gallery (511 West 20th Street), part-time New Yorker and full-time photographer Susan Mikula will unveil her solo exhibition titled “sic transit,” which exploits “the idiosyncrasies of a Polaroid camera.” The photographer comments on her work saying, “I’m obsessed with the passing of time and the way light changes. When I’ve done what I set out to accomplish in a photograph, I have preserved the skipping and floating and grinding of time.”

Lots more at https//twolesbosgoinatit.com

Visit us early and often.  Video involving her lesbian lover . . . makes me want to watch it again.

UPDATE SEPTEMBER 24, 2008 FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER (YEP, IT’S HANSON), AFTER THE JUMP:  In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s secret lover  

First, please note from the screen shot in our last post that former business partner Scott Richter is the individual filing a motion to have his divorce records sealed.   Ah, but there’s more .  .  .

Second, we just had a comment from an individual in Palmer, Alaska who brings up some legit points and so I’ll share it in the main post by way of this update:

Business ended because after 3 years of no snow brad and todd decided to get out of the snowmachine bidness. there was no affair and the palins and hansons continue to be friends and business partners to this day.
I’m learning, as our little guv glows in the spotlight,that everything that comes to the national media is probably b.s. the old saying don’t believe anything you hear is absolutely true.

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The Sarah Palin, VP Barbie, soap opera is getting better than the Jerry Springer show.  Let’s hope that it doen’t end like the episode of the show entitled “Secret Mistresses Confronted”.  Hours after the show was broadcast on July 24, 2000, Ms. Campbell-Panitz was found dead in a home that the three Springer guests were fighting over.

We’re trying to verify information and so will update shortly but here is our newest cast member:  Brad Hanson from the City of Palmer, Alaska

So far I have been able to resist any and all potential lesbian remarks related to his facial hair; however, keep in mind that Sarah was a point guard, loves to shoot guns, and has been photographed many times wearing both a baseball cap and do-rag.

Note to reporters: The City of Palmer currently has 2 job openings:

(1) Maintenance
Deadline:Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 5:00 PM

(2) Public Works Director
Deadline:Friday, September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Photo of Hanson and more after the jump.

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The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.

Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww.

 

And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club. 

“By the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,” she reportedly told club-goers. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.”

Another version from The Improper

British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.

At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” 

Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.

“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”

Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:

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Just read a post titled “Nine Types of Sapphic Lovers.”   There, you’ll learn about the Sophisticate (the example is Melissa Etheridge – odd choice); the Tomboy (Samantha Ronson); the Lesbian Until Graduation; the Lipstick Lesbian . . .

I was expecting something about sex . . .  the types of lesbian “lovers.”  So, my mind immediately went to my own sexual experiences with various women and girls: 

1) the dead fish

2) the wiggles around the bed so much you can’t find her much less have sex with her

3) the I wanted to have sex, not palpate a hefer’s uterus (don’t ask)

4) the ass so big that she has a line around the bottom of her back from lying in the tanning bed

5) the wouldn’t you like to put your head on this towel instead of my good pillow cases because you have so much make-up on that I’ll never get the stains out

6) the hey, didn’t you know, that’s what razors are for

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DO NOT USE THAT LINK IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY EATEN OR YOU WANT TO EAT IN NEAR FUTURE

7) the so friggin picky about the tinnie tiny spot that has to be touched at the exact right time, with the exact right speed, with the exact right pressure that . . . oh, just do it yourself

8  the skin gets cold and clammy when excited – yuck

9) the so easily distracted that you pray she doesn’t notice the uneven paint on the ceiling

10) the ride me like a bareback pony with little results phenomena

11) the I fell asleep – did we do it?

12) the she fell asleep – guess I’ll do it

13) the what the f . . . was I thinkin

14) the hope I didn’t give her my real name

Think I’ll stop thinking about this.


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What a loser!  When you are lucky enough to mess with beautiful girls – you keep your big chipmunk cheeks quiet about it.   It’s a dyke rule that Courtenay Semel is going to learn the hard way.   Keep tuned in – we’re trying to find a photo of Semel secretly performing with her brothers Alvin and the Chipmunks.
 
 
 

COURTENAY SEMEL – NO MORE SECRET SAUCE FOR THAT DYKE!

 
Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Rumors Resurface

Lindsay and Courtenay

 

Now that Courtenay Semel has spilled the beans on Lindsay, who is going to mess with her after Tila?  Tila is out – in a big way, to say the least – other closeted celebrities or girls who want to give it a test drive . . . Courtenay won’t be getting no more of that!

 

 

Courtenay - Now Dating Tila

 

American actress Lindsay Lohan’s first ever-lesbian lover Courtenay Semel has come forward to reveal the harrowing secret affair she had with the ‘Mean Girls’ star.

Semel was the first girl that Lohan shared her lesbian inclination with, and it had been a very covert relationship, unlike the one she is now having with British DJ Samantha Ronson.

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” News of the World quoted Semel as telling a pal.

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.

“But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped,” she added.

 

Read more of the article and see more photos: 

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